The Best 5 Anthropomorphize Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anthropomorphize jokes. There are some anthropomorphize gray jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anthropomorphize tasteless puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Anthropomorphize Jokes and Puns

Don't anthropomorphize your pets...

They hate it when you do that.

Never anthropomorphize inanimate objects.

They hate it when you do that.

You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects.

They really don't like it.

You should never anthropomorphize computers...

... they hate it when you do that.

Two hydrogen atoms

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. The first says "I think I've been ionized".

The second replied " are you sure" and the first responded "yes I'm positive".

After hearing this conversation the bartender kicked them out and said to the other patrons "don't anthropomorphize atoms, they don't like it"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anthropomorphize racism jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anthropomorphize representation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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