Anthropomorphize Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anthropomorphize jokes. There are some anthropomorphize gray jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anthropomorphize tasteless puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Laughter Anthropomorphize Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

Don't anthropomorphize your pets...

They hate it when you do that.

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Just bought a new car, I named her Sally," he tells the bartender. "You're an adult now, you really shouldn't anthropomorphize things," the bartender says. "Why not?" the guys asks. "Because they don't like it," the bartender replies.

Never anthropomorphize inanimate objects.

They hate it when you do that.

You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects.

They really don't like it.

You should never anthropomorphize computers...

... they hate it when you do that.

Two hydrogen atoms

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. The first says "I think I've been ionized".

The second replied " are you sure" and the first responded "yes I'm positive".

After hearing this conversation the bartender kicked them out and said to the other patrons "don't anthropomorphize atoms, they don't like it"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the anthropomorphize racism puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working anthropomorphize representation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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