anthropomorphize Jokes

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Don't anthropomorphize your pets...

They hate it when you do that.

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Never anthropomorphize inanimate objects.

They hate it when you do that.

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You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects.

They really don't like it.

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You should never anthropomorphize computers...

... they hate it when you do that.

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Two hydrogen atoms

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. The first says "I think I've been ionized".

The second replied " are you sure" and the first responded "yes I'm positive".

After hearing this conversation the bartender kicked them out and said to the other patrons "don't anthropomorphize atoms, they don't like it"

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My analyst says I anthropomorphize...

but It's only a problem when I do it to people.

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The Special Olympics offend me.

I really hate it when people anthropomorphize retards.

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