Anthropomorphize Jokes

Following is our collection of anthropomorphic humor and gray one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anthropomorphize puns for adults, dirty objectify jokes or clean tasteless gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Anthropomorphize

Don't anthropomorphize your pets...

They hate it when you do that.

Never anthropomorphize inanimate objects.

They hate it when you do that.

You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects.

They really don't like it.

You should never anthropomorphize computers...

... they hate it when you do that.

Two hydrogen atoms

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. The first says "I think I've been ionized".

The second replied " are you sure" and the first responded "yes I'm positive".

After hearing this conversation the bartender kicked them out and said to the other patrons "don't anthropomorphize atoms, they don't like it"


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