Laughter Anthropomorphize Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
Don't anthropomorphize your pets...
They hate it when you do that.
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Just bought a new car, I named her Sally," he tells the bartender. "You're an adult now, you really shouldn't anthropomorphize things," the bartender says. "Why not?" the guys asks. "Because they don't like it," the bartender replies.
Never anthropomorphize inanimate objects.
They hate it when you do that.
You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects.
They really don't like it.
You should never anthropomorphize computers...
... they hate it when you do that.
Two hydrogen atoms
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. The first says "I think I've been ionized".
The second replied " are you sure" and the first responded "yes I'm positive".
After hearing this conversation the bartender kicked them out and said to the other patrons "don't anthropomorphize atoms, they don't like it"
