The Best 9 Anthropologist Jokes

Following is our collection of Anthropologist jokes which are very funny. There are some anthropologist archeology jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anthropologist anchorage puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...

An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.

M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"

T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I've never heard of herbivore!"

Anthropologists found a group of people whose religion forbids them from being angry

They're called the Nomads

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

What's the difference between a sociologist and an anthropologist?

Sociologist's study people who wear pants.

A French man and an Irish man walk into a bar.

The French guy asks his friend: "say, how many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?".

The Irish replies: "how would I know? I'm neither an electrician nor an anthropologist!"


Why did the anthropologist eat a lot of yogurt?

So that he could understand culture.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

What's the easiest way to confuse an anthropologist?

Hold up a used tampon and ask him to identify which period it's from

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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