Anthropologist Jokes
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An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...
An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.
M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"
T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I've never heard of herbivore!"
Anthropologists tell us Neanderthal men did not walk fully e**....
Which makes sense, given what Neanderthal women looked like.
What do field anthropologists and jokes subredditors have in common?
They dig around all day looking for some rare *humerus* discoveries only to find they've already been catalogued via Google search.
Anthropologists found a group of people whose religion forbids them from being angry
They're called the Nomads
Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What's the difference between a sociologist and an anthropologist?
Sociologist's study people who wear pants.
Why did the anthropologist eat a lot of yogurt?
So that he could understand culture.
A French man and an Irish man walk into a bar.
The French guy asks his friend: "say, how many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?".
The Irish replies: "how would I know? I'm neither an electrician nor an anthropologist!"
What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?
An anthropologist
What's the easiest way to confuse an anthropologist?
Hold up a used t**... and ask him to identify which period it's from
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