Anthony Jokes

Funniest Anthony Short Jokes

Short anthony jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anthony humour may include short anthony bourdain jokes also.

1. Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
   *-Anthony Jeselnik, Shakespeare*
2. Casey Anthony is removing her podcast from Spotify. If she wanted to kill Spotify she should've done it when it was still in its infancy
3. Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?
   One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
4. My dad doesnt trust anyone, in fact he has a saying about it But he wouldnt tell me
   Credits: Anthony Jeselnik
5. I just found out my grandmother only has one day left to live. And I know this might sound cruel... ...but I'm not paying the ransom. -Anthony Jeselnik
6. Why do lottery winners always go bankrupt? Because if they knew anything about managing money, they wouldn't be playing the lotto in the first place!
   - Anthony Jeselneck
7. I saw some horrible comedian making jokes about the Boston Marathon... Some lines must not be crossed.
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   (Source: Anthony Jeselnik I think)
8. Anthony Bourdain and Robin Williams got into a fight over the phone. After a while they both hung up.
9. A father's day joke Father: Anthony, do you think I am a bad father?
   Son: My name is Paul.
10. It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"

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Anthony One Liners

Which anthony one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anthony? I can suggest the ones about anthony jeselnik and flea.

1. My friend Susan identifies as a man and changed his name yesterday. Susan be Anthony.
2. Why couldn't Cleopatra accept Mark Anthony's death? She was the queen of denial
3. Floyd Mayweather, Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury were waiting in a queue. (Punchline)
4. I finally found the perfect name for my IUD. Casey Anthony
5. When I heard about Anthony Scaramucci my first thought was ... Will he do the fandango?
6. Bad Mother Anthony, do you think I'm a bad mother?
   Son: My name is Casey
7. Some food critics eat and run Anthony Bourdain hung around.
8. What do Anthony Bourdain and myself have in common? We're both dead inside.
   Too soon?
9. I thought we all knew Anthony Bourdain But I guess some parts were unknown.
10. I just heard Anthony Bourdain won't make it to heaven. Guess he had No Reservations...
11. What's the cheapest form of birth control? Casey Anthony
12. What do you call a chef who can't cook? Anthony Bourdain
13. Did you hear about Anthony Bourdain's last meal? It was to die for.
14. Why did Anthony kill himself? Life was too much of a Bourdain.
15. LifeHacker.com - "How to Live, According to Anthony Bourdain" Not.

Anthony Jeselnik Jokes

Here is a list of funny anthony jeselnik jokes and even better anthony jeselnik puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... And you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby.
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  (Anthony Jeselnik)
• The day of the Boston massacre as soon I heard about I said that some lines just shouldn't be crossed especially not the finish line I will give credit where credit is to : Anthony Jeselnik
• My mom was supposed to die in the 9/11 incident.. I think
  - Anthony Jeselnik

Anthony Bourdain Jokes

Here is a list of funny anthony bourdain jokes and even better anthony bourdain puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Celebrity Chef Anthony Bourdain is to be cremated. Gas mark 7 for about 40 minutes should do it.
• So Anthony Bourdain was cremated... Surely as a chef he would have preferred they stopped when he was medium rare.
• If you thought Anthony Bourdain was a good chef when he was alive... ...he's really cookin' now.
• It is a shame we never will see where Anthony Bourdain was going with 'Parts Unknown'... He really left us hanging.
• Anthony Bourdain I heard he was going to "parts unknown" according to the catholic church.
• Why did chef Anthony Bourdain kill himself? Because Asia Argento was eating another guy's pimiento
• What is Anthony Bourdain's newest recipe? How to make worm food
• Bars should be giving out a free drink today in honor of Anthony Bourdain... Call it the hangman
• Anthony Bourdain Didn't know he was such a golden knights fan.
• Anthony Bourdain died... Didn't think we'd C-N-N'd to his life so soon

Anthony Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny anthony name jokes and even better anthony name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I have a friend named Anthony... Together we are OP and Anthony...

Casey Anthony Jokes

Here is a list of funny casey anthony jokes and even better casey anthony puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Casey Anthony would be my perfect girlfriend... She's hot, she likes to party and she doesn't want kids.
• What's Casey Anthony's least favorite flower? Baby's breath
• Casey Anthony gets a bad wrap.... she killed a kid for a lot cheaper than a drone does.

Witty Anthony Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about anthony you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nelson jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anthony pranks.