The Best 10 Anthony Bourdain Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anthony Bourdain jokes. There are some anthony bourdain jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anthony bourdain puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Anthony Bourdain Jokes and Puns

Anthony Bourdain and Robin Williams got into a fight over the phone.

After a while they both hung up.

Celebrity Chef Anthony Bourdain is to be cremated.

Gas mark 7 for about 40 minutes should do it.

Some food critics eat and run

Anthony Bourdain hung around.

So Anthony Bourdain was cremated...

Surely as a chef he would have preferred they stopped when he was medium rare.

French women were more shocked about Anthony Bourdain's suicide than anyone.

They were sure there would never be a well\-hung man in France.


What do Anthony Bourdain and myself have in common?

We're both dead inside.

Too soon?

If you thought Anthony Bourdain was a good chef when he was alive...

...he's really cookin' now.

It is a shame we never will see where Anthony Bourdain was going with 'Parts Unknown'...

He really left us hanging.

I thought we all knew Anthony Bourdain

But I guess some parts were unknown.

I just heard Anthony Bourdain won't make it to heaven.

Guess he had No Reservations...

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