Anthill Jokes

Following is our collection of aardvark humor and ant one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anthill puns for adults, dirty fairway jokes or clean hole gags for kids.

There is an abundance of nests jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on anthill. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any anty witze you can hear about anthill.

The Best jokes about Anthill

How to deal with an anthill

Next time you have an anthill problem, here is what you do;

Grab yourself a can of black spray paint and cover the entire anthill in it. Then grab a stick or something of the sort and stir the paint in. Once all the ants realize they now live in a black neighborhood, they stop working and start shooting each other.

Anthill Golfing

Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. Everything but the golfball. It sat in the same spot.

So he lined up and tried another shot. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants went flying again. The golf ball didn't even wiggle.

Two ants survived. One dazed ant said to the other, "Whoa! What are we going to do?"

Said the other ant: "I don't know about you, but I'm going to get on the ball."

An anteater named Jack was persuading a frog named Webby to eat the ants from the anthill.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

*Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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