Giggle-Inducing Anthem Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What song is the anthem of Anti-Vaxxers?
Down With The Sickness
The Catholic Church has chosen its anthem
Concerto for o**... in a minor.
What's the Cuban national anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."
I went to the doctors today
told him "I've got a problem, every time I finish m**... I sing the American national anthem".
The doctor said, "Don't worry, a lot of wankers sing that".
Americans, don't hate on i**... Mexican immigrants so much ...
For f**...'s sake, even your national anthem welcomes them.
"José can you see ..."
South Africa's new National Anthem.
Sounds of silence:
Hello, darkness,
my old friend.
I've come to talk
with you again.
Because a darkness
softly creeping.
Silos crack while I
was sleeping.
And the power is
off once again,
This is South Africa,
my friend.
Not sure what was worse tonight
Not sure which was worse tonight, Pacquiao losing or Jamie Foxx's version of the national anthem.
The real fight of the century was between,
Jamie Foxx and the national anthem
How does the Mexican national anthem start?
Jose can you see.....
What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?
Partly in the USA
How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?
"Oh secant, you say?"
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American great
I had to go see my doctor today because I'm having an unusual problem. I say to him, I've got a problem, every time I finish m**... I sing the American national anthem .
The doctor said, Don't worry, a lot of wankers sing that .
What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?
Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.
This kneeling during the national anthem thing is getting really out of hand.
Now even the competitors of the Paralympics are doing it.
In order to stop all the black lives matter protests
Just play the national anthem on repeat, they will all sit down or kneel.
How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
I know how to stop all these riots.
Play the national anthem, they'll all sit down.
How do you stop all the protests and riots?
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
How can the National Anthem be racist if?.
The first words are, " Jośe can you see?"
Want to know how to stop the "Not My President" Riots?
Play the National Anthem and they'll all kneel.
I hear that everyone loves it when you share your political views, so this is what I stand for...
the national anthem, old people on the bus and if someone yells "your chair is on fire"
The inauguration ceremony should be like the olympics.
They can play the US national anthem, then the Russian one.
While I was on the bus, the person standing next to me played the national anthem
While I was sitting on the bus, the person standing next to me played the national anthem,
I stood up and he took my seat.
What does the GOP stand for?
The Russian national anthem.
What is the national anthem of South Korea?
Heart and Seoul.
Have you heard of the Saudi Arabia gay pride anthem?
We will, we will rock you!
The Chili's theme song from the late nineties would make a far better anthem for the 'Amber Alert'.
*sings* I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...
What was the anthem of Saudi Arabia's first LGBT pride parade?
We Will Rock You.
What does U.S.A. stand for?
The national anthem.
The national anthem is under attack
And I won't stand for it!
How do you get a football player to stop resisting arrest?
Sing the national anthem
I don't get what this whole NFL anthem controversy is about...
I thought the right-wingers *WANTED* to see black people on their knees.
Monty Python scheduled to sing National Anthem for NFL London game
However, officials pulled the plug at the last minute when it was revealed the comedians would be taking a Ni.
These national anthem protests are getting out of hand.
Even the U.S. paralympics team won't stand up for the national anthem.
Did you see Mike Pence left the Colts game because the players knelt for the national anthem?
He was quoted as saying "I won't stand for this" on the way out
How do you stop a crowd of black men from rioting, breaking windows and looting?
Play the American national anthem.
When do NFL players propose to their girlfriends?
During the playing of the National Anthem.
Fergie is so patriotic
Even her voice kneeled for the National anthem.
Fergie singing the National Anthem was so bad...
Fergie sang that anthem so bad
Kaepernick stood up and told her not to disrespect the anthem like that
I read that Logic's touching performance at the Grammys tripled calls to the s**... prevention line,
Apparently Fergie's national anthem more than quintupled them
Fergie's rendition of the national anthem was so bad.......
that even Colin Kaepernick had to stand up and walk out on this one.
What genre is the National Anthem?
Country Music
What does ET stand for?
His national anthem
I used to know a crippled guy who had a serious hatred for the National Anthem...
Just couldn't stand for it.
I'm gonna pick up Anthem today and see what shuts down first.
My PS4 or BioWare?
In the middle of the night...
...a frustrated wife starts singing the national anthem loudly. What are you doing, darling? inquires the husband. Well, I was giving it one last shot, honey, replied the wife, the whole nation stands e**... when this song is heard.
What did Zeus pick as Mount Olympus' national anthem?
Greeced Lightning.
I played the USSR anthem at my private school
And now its a public school.
A drunk guy goes up to a lady dressed in black
A drunk guy goes up to a lady dressed in black and says:
- Will you dance with me, lady?
- No and for three reasons.
- And what are the reasons?
With a very serious look on her face she says:
- Firstly you're drunk in a f**..., secondly you don't dance during the Nacional anthem and lastly I'm not a lady, I'm the priest.
What does ET stand for?
The alien national anthem
Insert Russian anthem...
My girlfriend said she was going to leave me, since I was getting too much into communism,
I said-
"Soviet"
How do you sing the national anthem of the United Arab Emirates?
I'm Blue, Abu Dhabi, Dubai
Abu Dhabi and Dubai
Abu Dhabi, Dubai...
The CEO of Coca-Cola calls Vladimir Putin.
Mr Putin! I noticed you've changed the Russian anthem. Do you have any plans to change the colors of your flag as well and return to the previous purely red flag? If you'd put a Coca-Cola logo in the corner, we'd solve all your financial troubles for the next five years.
Putin puts the CEO on hold while he discusses with his generals. Psst, when does our contract with Aquafresh end?
"God Save the Queen" seems an ill-fitting anthem following the coronation of King Charles III
The obvious choice for the replacement is the "Charles in Charge" theme song.
An English spy, a Scottish spy and an Irish spy are captured by the n**....
The n**... ask if they have any last wishes
The Irishman says "I want the Irish national anthem to be played before I die"
The Scottish man says "I want the Scottish anthem to be played on bagpipes before I die"
The Englishman says "I wanna die first"
I wish they would stop playing the national anthem before games
I'm not unpatriotic; I just don't like country music.
Yo momma so fat...
...she has an anthem and a flag .
