Antennas Jokes
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Funniest Antennas Short Jokes
Short antennas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The antennas humour may include short satellite dish jokes also.
- It's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore.... Just bought a T.V. and it said, "Built in Antenna".
I don't even know where that is!! - Two antennae get married on a roof The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was *amazing*!
- 2 antennas met on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!
- What is the worst joke you have ever Heard? I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
- Two antennas met on a rooftop... ...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!
- Did you hear about the guy that got married to a T.V. antenna? I guess the wedding was boring, but the reception was great.
- I need to brush up on my geography. The box my new TV came in said "Built In Antenna." I have no idea where Antenna is.
- Reception -An antenna and a satellite dish meet on a roof. The get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
- Elon Musk will be beta testing his Starlink internet in three months. This time Franz is going to hit a satellite antenna with a hammer.
- I was so sad when my Antenna fell off the roof My Uncle Albert didn't take it very well either.
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Antennas One Liners
Which antennas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with antennas? I can suggest the ones about radio and feathers.
- What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna? A Golden Receiver.
- Two antennas got married. The reception was great.
Source: Unsure, saw it on FB. - Two antennas got married. Wedding ceremony was a disaster. But reception was really good.
- What do you call an old bison with 2 antennas? Bicentennial
- Guy married his car antenna The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
- There's an angel stuck in my T.V. antenna... At least I have immaculate reception.
- Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women?
A: men have an antenna! - My tv broke so I made an antenna out of soap for it... The picture is so clean now
- Hey, are you BB-8? (harmless spoiler) Coz I'd like to fix your antenna ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- A Dish and Antenna Were Getting Married The service was okay but the reception s**......
- Why men's voice is louder than women? Men have an antenna.
Hilarious Antennas Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about antennas you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean binoculars jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make antennas pranks.
An American, an Englishman, a German and a Japanese go golfing on their annual meetup...
As they are playing, they hear a ringing sound. The American rushes to his golf bag and pulls out a mobile phone. He answers the phone and when the conversation is done, he explains to his friends, "My company needs to be in touch with me all the time, so I carry this fancy phone around with me." The other golfers are mildlyinterested.
As they continue playing, another ringing sound is heard. The Englishman puts his thumb to his ear and his last finger on his mouth and also has a conversation. When he is done he says "My company also needs to be in touch with me, so they installed a speaker on my thumb and a microphone on my last finger. The antenna is in my hat. The other golfers nod in approval at his technology.
Later in the day, yet another ringing sound is heard. The German tilts his head and starts talking. When he is done he says to the others, "To keep in contact with my company, there's a speaker in my ear canal and a microphone in my tooth. The antenna is in my spine." The other golfers are impressed at such marvels of technology.
As they are playing the last hole, a beeping sound is heard and the Japanese runs into the bushes. After he hasn't shown up for a while, the other golfers look for him and eventually find him squatting on the ground, pants down. "Oh, I'm sorry for intruding." Says one of them. "Oh, it's okay. I'm just waiting for a fax."
A couple of TV antennas...
got married, the ceremony was a little boring, but the reception was great!
The starship Enterprise encountered an alien race...
Kirk asks "What is your method of reproduction?"
A pair of aliens, happy to oblige, touched their antennae together, and soon a bud formed on the side of one. It slowly grew into a small replica of the alien, then fell off and started running around the room.
The aliens ask "How do you reproduce?", so Kirk grabs Uhura and proceeds to demonstrate.
"Where's the baby?" the aliens ask. Kirk replies, "Well, with any luck, it'll be along in about nine months or so."
"Nine months!" the alien exclaims. "If it takes nine months, why were you in such a hurry at the end?"
The metamorphosis
One day, Franz Kafka's sister goes to wake her brother up only to discover that overnight, he has transformed into a giant hideous bug. Terrified, she calls out "Mother! Mother! Come quick. Look at what has happened to Franz!"
Her mother rushes to her son's bedroom only to see him transformed into a giant beetle, six legs and antenna and all. She cries "Oh papa, papa. Come look at what has happened to our dear boy"
The father comes into the room. Takes a look at his only son. Runs to open a window, grabs his son's aquarium full of his favorite sea invertebrates and throws the whole thing out the window. "Papa!" his daughter asks "Why did you do that?"
He replies "With Franz like this, who needs anemones?"
Two TV antennas were just married.
The ceremony was nothing special, but the reception was great.
Hear about the two antennae that got married?
The ceremony was awful
But the reception was out of this world.
2 antennas decide to start a TV show..
It was not very popular, but the reception was great.
Man, I hate when I buy a TV and it says "Built In Antenna"
I really don't like buying foreign products.
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Absolutely cannot wait for Brexit.
We make nothing in Britain these days;just noticed on the back of my TV it says 'Built in Antenna'- this is a country I've never even heard of.
I used to think that all radios had an antenna
But now I realise that was just a stereo type
Ant-eno and Ant-uma met, fell in love, and had a child
Their child is conveniently called Ant-enna.
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I just got back from the f**... of my 82 year old neighbour who died after falling off his roof when fixing his TV antenna.
The f**... was sad, but the reception was excellent.
