Antennas Jokes
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Funniest Antennas Short Jokes
Short antennas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The antennas humour may include short satellite dish jokes also.
- It's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore.... Just bought a T.V. and it said, "Built in Antenna".
I don't even know where that is!! - As an American, it makes me so sad to see that nothing is made in the USA anymore. I just bought this new TV and it says Built-in Antenna. I don't even know where that is.
- Two antennae get married on a roof The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was *amazing*!
- Two antenna met on a roof... fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.
- Did you hear about the antenna that got married? The ceremony wasnt much but the reception was amazing!
- Two antennas Two antennas got married.
The ceremony was Ok, but the reception was amazing. - Two antennas decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
- 2 antennas met on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!
- Two antenna meet on a rooftop and get married. The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was great!!
- Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? Well, the wedding was terrible... but the reception was great!
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Antennas One Liners
Which antennas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with antennas? I can suggest the ones about radio and feathers.
- What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna? A Golden Receiver.
- Two antennas got married The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.
- I got married to an antenna... The wedding was ok, but the reception was awesome!
- Two antennas got married. The reception was great.
Source: Unsure, saw it on FB. - Two wifi antennas got married last Thursday. The reception was fantastic!
- Two antenna got married.... ... the reception was amazing.
- Two antennas got married. Wedding ceremony was a disaster. But reception was really good.
- Two antennas got married The reception was excellent
- What do you call an old bison with 2 antennas? Bicentennial
- Guy married his car antenna The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
- There's an angel stuck in my T.V. antenna... At least I have immaculate reception.
- Two radio antennas got married.. The wedding was okay,but the reception was great.
- Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women?
A: men have an antenna! - My tv broke so I made an antenna out of soap for it... The picture is so clean now
- I went to the wedding of 2 Antennas The ceremony was okay, but the reception was amazing.
Hilarious Antennas Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about antennas you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean binoculars jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make antennas pranks.
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
The ceremony was alright, but the reception was fantastic!
Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married?
Well they said the wedding was okay, but the reception was awesome!
Two antennas get married on a roof...
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!
Two aerials (antennas) meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
Two antennas get married . . .
. . . the ceremony was average but the reception was outstanding
Two antennas fall in love with each other on a roof and decide to get married
The wedding was awful but the reception was great.
What do you get when two antenna get married?
A c**... wedding but great reception.
Two radio antennas got married...
The wedding wasn't much but the reception was fantastic !
Two antennas sat next to each other on a roof for years
They fall in love and decide to get married.
The ceremony was not very good.
The reception was *fantastic*.
Two antennas fell in love on a rooftop
The antenna asks the other one to marry him.
The wedding itself was not up to par but the reception was excellent.
Seems like there are very few products made in America any more. I just bought a TV and it said,
Built in Antenna.
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
The ceremony wasn't anything special, but the reception was incredible!
So many items are no longer made in America..
I just bought a new tv and the box said built in antenna ...
I don't even know where that is!
Nothing is built in the USA anymore...
Just bought a new TV...says "Built in Antennae"
h**..., I dont even know where that is....
I just got back from the f**... of my 82 year old neighbour who died after falling off his roof when fixing his TV antenna.
The f**... was sad, but the reception was excellent.
Two Antennas met on a roof.
A year later, they got married the wedding wasn't great but the reception was incredible.
Two antennas fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
I swear, nothing is made in America anymore.
My new TV says "Built In Antenna," and I don't even know where the h**... that is!!!
It's annoying how nothing is made in the USA anymore.
I just bought a TV, and it wrote "Built in Antenna" on the box.
Did you hear about the two antennas who got married?
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was amazing.
Two TV antennas got married this weekend.
The wedding was boring but the reception was amazing.
