Antenna Jokes

Following is our collection of repairman humor and aerial one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Antenna puns for adults, dirty repair jokes or clean antennae gags for kids.

There is an abundance of wireless jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 42 funniest jokes on antenna. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any telly witze you can hear about antenna.

The Best jokes about Antenna

What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna?

A Golden Receiver.

Two antenna met on a roof...

fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.

Did you hear about the antenna that got married?

The ceremony wasnt much but the reception was amazing!

Two antennas decided to get married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Two antennas got married

The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.


2 antennas met on a roof.

They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!

I got married to an antenna...

The wedding was ok, but the reception was awesome!

Two antennas got married.

The reception was great.



Source: Unsure, saw it on FB.

Two antenna got married....

... the reception was amazing.

Two antennas fall in love with each other on a roof and decide to get married

The wedding was awful but the reception was great.

Two antennas get married on a roof...

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!


Two antennas fell in love on a rooftop

The antenna asks the other one to marry him.

The wedding itself was not up to par but the reception was excellent.

Two antennas get married . . .

. . . the ceremony was average but the reception was outstanding

Two antennas sat next to each other on a roof for years

They fall in love and decide to get married.

The ceremony was not very good.

The reception was *fantastic*.

What do you get when two antenna get married?

A crappy wedding but great reception.

Two antennas got married. Wedding ceremony was a disaster.

But reception was really good.

Seems like there are very few products made in America any more. I just bought a TV and it said,

Built in Antenna.

Two antennas got married.

The ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was outstanding.

Two antennas met on a roof...

they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.


Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love...

They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!

Two antennas met on a roof...

After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!

Two antennas met on a rooftop...

...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!

Did you hear about the guy that got married to a T.V. antenna?

I guess the wedding was boring, but the reception was great.

Guy married his car antenna

The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!

The metamorphosis

One day, Franz Kafka's sister goes to wake her brother up only to discover that overnight, he has transformed into a giant hideous bug. Terrified, she calls out "Mother! Mother! Come quick. Look at what has happened to Franz!"

Her mother rushes to her son's bedroom only to see him transformed into a giant beetle, six legs and antenna and all. She cries "Oh papa, papa. Come look at what has happened to our dear boy"

The father comes into the room. Takes a look at his only son. Runs to open a window, grabs his son's aquarium full of his favorite sea invertebrates and throws the whole thing out the window. "Papa!" his daughter asks "Why did you do that?"

He replies "With Franz like this, who needs anemones?"

Two TV antennas got married last weekend.

The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was excellent.

Reception

-An antenna and a satellite dish meet on a roof. The get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

I need to brush up on my geography.

The box my new TV came in said "Built In Antenna." I have no idea where Antenna is.

Two Antennas meet on a roof, fall in love, and decide to get married

The ceremony wasn't much. But the the RECEPTION was amazing!

There's an angel stuck in my T.V. antenna...

At least I have immaculate reception.

Elon Musk will be beta testing his Starlink internet in three months.

This time Franz is going to hit a satellite antenna with a hammer.

Two TV antennas were just married.

The ceremony was nothing special, but the reception was great.

2 antennas decide to start a TV show..

It was not very popular, but the reception was great.

I was so sad when my Antenna fell off the roof

My Uncle Albert didn't take it very well either.

A Dish and Antenna Were Getting Married

The service was okay but the reception sucked...

It is so sad that nothing is made in America anymore...

I just bought a new T.V. and it said on the box Built in antenna!

Two antennae had a wedding...

It was alright, but the reception was amazing.

I used to think that all radios had an antenna

But now I realise that was just a stereo type

Nothing is built in America these days...

I just bought a T.V. and it says built in antenna .

Man, I hate when I buy a TV and it says "Built In Antenna"

I really don't like buying foreign products.

Do you know about the two TV antennas that got married?

The wedding was terrible, but the reception is terrific.

Ant-eno and Ant-uma met, fell in love, and had a child

Their child is conveniently called Ant-enna.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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