The Best 47 Antenna Jokes

Following is our collection of Antenna jokes which are very funny. There are some antenna aerial jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antenna antennae puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Antenna Jokes and Puns

Two antennas got married.

The ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was outstanding.

Two antenna met on a roof...

fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.

Two antennas got married.

The reception was great.

Source: Unsure, saw it on FB.

Two antenna got married....

... the reception was amazing.

Two antennae had a wedding...

It was alright, but the reception was amazing.


Two antennas met on a rooftop...

...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!

Do you know about the two TV antennas that got married?

The wedding was terrible, but the reception is terrific.

Two TV antennas were just married.

The ceremony was nothing special, but the reception was great.

Two antennas get married on a roof...

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!

Two TV antennas got married last weekend.

The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was excellent.

Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love...

They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!

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Two antennas met on a roof...

they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.

I got married to an antenna...

The wedding was ok, but the reception was awesome!

Two antennas decided to get married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Two antennas met on a roof...

After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!

Guy married his car antenna

The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!

Did you hear about the guy that got married to a T.V. antenna?

I guess the wedding was boring, but the reception was great.

Two antennas get married . . .

. . . the ceremony was average but the reception was outstanding

Reception

-An antenna and a satellite dish meet on a roof. The get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!


Two antennas fall in love with each other on a roof and decide to get married

The wedding was awful but the reception was great.

What do you get when two antenna get married?

A crappy wedding but great reception.

2 antennas decide to start a TV show..

It was not very popular, but the reception was great.

Two antennas got married

The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.

2 antennas met on a roof.

They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!

Two antennas got married. Wedding ceremony was a disaster.

But reception was really good.

A Dish and Antenna Were Getting Married

The service was okay but the reception sucked...

Two antennas sat next to each other on a roof for years

They fall in love and decide to get married.

The ceremony was not very good.

The reception was *fantastic*.

Two Antennas meet on a roof, fall in love, and decide to get married

The ceremony wasn't much. But the the RECEPTION was amazing!

What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna?

A Golden Receiver.

I was so sad when my Antenna fell off the roof

My Uncle Albert didn't take it very well either.

There's an angel stuck in my T.V. antenna...

At least I have immaculate reception.

Two antennas fell in love on a rooftop

The antenna asks the other one to marry him.

The wedding itself was not up to par but the reception was excellent.

It is so sad that nothing is made in America anymore...

I just bought a new T.V. and it said on the box Built in antenna!

Man, I hate when I buy a TV and it says "Built In Antenna"

I really don't like buying foreign products.

Nothing is built in America these days...

I just bought a T.V. and it says built in antenna .

I used to think that all radios had an antenna

But now I realise that was just a stereo type

Ant-eno and Ant-uma met, fell in love, and had a child

Their child is conveniently called Ant-enna.

Did you hear about the antenna that got married?

The ceremony wasnt much but the reception was amazing!

I need to brush up on my geography.

The box my new TV came in said "Built In Antenna." I have no idea where Antenna is.

Seems like there are very few products made in America any more. I just bought a TV and it said,

Built in Antenna.

Elon Musk will be beta testing his Starlink internet in three months.

This time Franz is going to hit a satellite antenna with a hammer.

Two antennas met on a roof...

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

Is nothing made in the US anymore?

Just bought a new tv and it says, Built in antenna". I don't even know where that is?!

Two antennas got married

The reception was excellent

It's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore....

Just bought a T.V. and it said, "Built in Antenna".

I don't even know where that is!!

So many items are no longer made in America..

I just bought a new tv and the box said built in antenna ...

I don't even know where that is!

Two antennae get married on a roof

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was *amazing*!

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