Antelopes Jokes

Following is our collection of expertise humor and leopards one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Antelopes puns for adults, dirty elephants jokes or clean colony gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Antelopes

Did you know that there's a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house?

This is due the antelopes unnaturally strong hind legs, and he fact that the average house can't jump

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

OC: What does Babe Ruth and roughly 100,000 antelopes have in common?

They're both ballpark figures.

Why didn't the antelopes get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why don't antelopes play poker in the African grasslands?

Too many cheetahs.


What did the villager say after the stampede of bearded antelopes ended?

No Gnus is Good News!

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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