Unearthly Funniest Antelopes Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
Did you know that there's a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house?
This is due the antelopes unnaturally strong hind legs, and he fact that the average house can't jump
What do you call two ants that run away to get married?
Antelopes
OC: What does Babe Ruth and roughly 100,000 antelopes have in common?
They're both ballpark figures.
Why don't antelopes play poker in the African grasslands?
Too many cheetahs.
Why didn't the antelopes get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What did the villager say after the stampede of bearded antelopes ended?
No Gnus is Good News!
What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?
Antelopes.
When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?
The Antelopes.