Antelopes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antelopes jokes. There are some antelopes leopards jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antelopes colony puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Unearthly Funniest Antelopes Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

Did you know that there's a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house?

This is due the antelopes unnaturally strong hind legs, and he fact that the average house can't jump

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?


OC: What does Babe Ruth and roughly 100,000 antelopes have in common?

They're both ballpark figures.

Why don't antelopes play poker in the African grasslands?

Too many cheetahs.

Why didn't the antelopes get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the villager say after the stampede of bearded antelopes ended?

No Gnus is Good News!

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?


When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antelopes lions puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antelopes rhinos piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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