The Best 29 Antelope Jokes

Following is our collection of Antelope jokes which are very funny. There are some antelope snowwoman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antelope pyrenees puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Antelope Jokes and Puns

Did you know that there's a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house?

This is due the antelopes unnaturally strong hind legs, and he fact that the average house can't jump

Did you know there's a species of antelope that can jump higher than a two story house?

This is mostly because the antelope has powerful hind leg muscles, and houses can't jump.

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.

A vulture is at the airport...

He has an antelope carcass draped over his shoulder, at the check in kiosk the attendant asks if he will need to check in the antelope, to which the vulture replies, "No, it's carrion".

What do you call a pessimistic antelope?

A can'telope!

Why wasn't the hunter allowed to bring his antelope and buffalo with him on the plane?

You're only allowed one carrion.

What do African antelope herders and dyslexic politicians have in common?

They're both very worried about gnu control.

What do you call an antelope that is forbidden to marry?


Why don't antelopes play poker in the African grasslands?

Too many cheetahs.

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What do you call a deer who ran away with her ant lover?

An Antelope.

Why didn't the antelopes get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call an antelope who gets sick from the fruit salad the morning of his wedding?

A cantelope

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What do you call a disabled antelope?

a cantelope

Science fact!

There is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is largely due to the antelope's powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.

There is a fence

A deer walks up to the fence and jumps over it.

An antelope walks up to the fence and goes under it.

A French guy walks up to the fence and surrenders.

A German guy walks up to the fence and builds a bigger gun.

An Italian walks up to the fence and starts eating pasta.

A pothead walks up to the fence, sits on it and starts smoking weed.

An American walks up to the fence, shoots the pothead, tests how sturdy the fence is, and strips it up to put it on the Mexican border.

Did you hear about the antelope...

Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed?

He was a self dressed stamped antelope.

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope.

I was impala'd

A hunter was out hunting for antelope

When he finally saw one in the distance, he took his shot. As he walked up to where his dead prey lay, he discovered it wasn't an antelope. It was another hunter. Just then, a man comes running out into the clearing. The hunter's friend.

"What the hell are you doing?! He clearly said 'Don't shoot! I'm not an antelope'. Didn't you hear him?"

The hunter looked at the man stupefied.

"Oh. I thought he said he \*was\* an antelope."

Who did the ant run away with?


Farmer Joe, who has the largest collection of antelope in the country, claims he has 18000 animals but I only counted 3051.

Sad. Fake gnus!

What do you call an antelope that can't reproduce?

A cantelope.

I once saw an antelope

Can you imagine that? It was the talk of the whole ant colony.

What do you call an antelope that can't sleep?

An insomniantelope

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

What does a wise antelope say to her friend?

Stay away from him. He's a Cheetah.

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

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