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This is due the antelopes unnaturally strong hind legs, and he fact that the average house can't jump
This is mostly because the antelope has powerful hind leg muscles, and houses can't jump.
A cantelope.
She wanted to see her nephewlope
A Cantelope.
He has an antelope carcass draped over his shoulder, at the check in kiosk the attendant asks if he will need to check in the antelope, to which the vulture replies, "No, it's carrion".
A can'telope!
You're only allowed one carrion.
They're both very worried about gnu control.
Cantelope.
Too many cheetahs.
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An Antelope.
Because they cantaloupe.
A cantelope
Guys I'm so proud of this joke
a cantelope
There is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is largely due to the antelope's powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
A deer walks up to the fence and jumps over it.
An antelope walks up to the fence and goes under it.
A French guy walks up to the fence and surrenders.
A German guy walks up to the fence and builds a bigger gun.
An Italian walks up to the fence and starts eating pasta.
A pothead walks up to the fence, sits on it and starts smoking weed.
An American walks up to the fence, shoots the pothead, tests how sturdy the fence is, and strips it up to put it on the Mexican border.
Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed?
He was a self dressed stamped antelope.
A slantelope.
I was impala'd
When he finally saw one in the distance, he took his shot. As he walked up to where his dead prey lay, he discovered it wasn't an antelope. It was another hunter. Just then, a man comes running out into the clearing. The hunter's friend.
"What the hell are you doing?! He clearly said 'Don't shoot! I'm not an antelope'. Didn't you hear him?"
The hunter looked at the man stupefied.
"Oh. I thought he said he \*was\* an antelope."
Antelope
Sad. Fake gnus!
A cantelope.
Can you imagine that? It was the talk of the whole ant colony.
An insomniantelope
They'll turn it into a bombardeer
Stay away from him. He's a Cheetah.
A cantaloupe
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