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Antelope Jokes

44 antelope jokes and hilarious antelope puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about antelope that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Antelope Short Jokes

Short antelope jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The antelope humour may include short elephant jokes also.

  1. Did you know that there's a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due the antelopes unnaturally strong hind legs, and he fact that the average house can't jump
  2. Did you know there's a species of antelope that can jump higher than a two story house? This is mostly because the antelope has powerful hind leg muscles, and houses can't jump.
  3. OC: What does Babe Ruth and roughly 100,000 antelopes have in common? They're both ballpark figures.
  4. What do African antelope herders and dyslexic politicians have in common? They're both very worried about gnu control.
  5. Why wasn't the hunter allowed to bring his antelope and buffalo with him on the plane? You're only allowed one carrion.
  6. What do you call an antelope who gets sick from the fruit salad the morning of his wedding? A cantelope
    Guys I'm so proud of this joke
  7. What did the villager say after the stampede of bearded antelopes ended? No Gnus is Good News!
  8. Did you hear about the antelope... Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed?
    He was a self dressed stamped antelope.
  9. Who did the ant run away with? Antelope
  10. Farmer Joe, who has the largest collection of antelope in the country, claims he has 18000 animals but I only counted 3051. Sad. Fake gnus!

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Antelope One Liners

Which antelope one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with antelope? I can suggest the ones about leopard and alpaca.

  1. What do you call two ants that run away to get married? Antelopes
  2. what do you call a vampire antelope? Vlad the Impala
  3. What's the opposite of running away and getting married? Anteloping.
  4. What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope? A cantelope.
  5. Why did the antelope go to her sisters house? She wanted to see her nephewlope
  6. What do you call a negative antelope? A Cantelope.
  7. What do you call a pessimistic antelope? A can'telope!
  8. Why don't antelopes play poker in the African grasslands? Too many cheetahs.
  9. What do you call an antelope that is forbidden to marry? Cantelope.
  10. What do you call a deer who ran away with her ant lover? An Antelope.
  11. Why didn't the antelopes get married? Because they cantaloupe.
  12. What do you call a disabled antelope? a cantelope
  13. What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend? Antelopes.
  14. What do you call an antelope with 3 legs? A slantelope.
  15. I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope. I was impala'd

Antelope joke, I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope.

Charming Humor Antelope Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about antelope you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean zebra jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make antelope pranks.

A vulture is at the airport...

He has an antelope carcass draped over his shoulder, at the check in kiosk the attendant asks if he will need to check in the antelope, to which the vulture replies, "No, it's carrion".

There is a fence

A deer walks up to the fence and jumps over it.
An antelope walks up to the fence and goes under it.
A French guy walks up to the fence and surrenders.
A German guy walks up to the fence and builds a bigger gun.
An Italian walks up to the fence and starts eating pasta.
A pothead walks up to the fence, sits on it and starts smoking w**....
An American walks up to the fence, shoots the pothead, tests how sturdy the fence is, and strips it up to put it on the Mexican border.

Science fact!

There is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is largely due to the antelope's powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.

A hunter was out hunting for antelope

When he finally saw one in the distance, he took his shot. As he walked up to where his dead prey lay, he discovered it wasn't an antelope. It was another hunter. Just then, a man comes running out into the clearing. The hunter's friend.
"What the h**... are you doing?! He clearly said 'Don't shoot! I'm not an antelope'. Didn't you hear him?"
The hunter looked at the man stupefied.
"Oh. I thought he said he \*was\* an antelope."

Antelope joke, Farmer Joe, who has the largest collection of antelope in the country, claims he has 18000 animals b

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