Antelope Jokes
44 antelope jokes and hilarious antelope puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about antelope that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Antelope Short Jokes
Short antelope jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The antelope humour may include short elephant jokes also.
- Did you know that there's a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due the antelopes unnaturally strong hind legs, and he fact that the average house can't jump
- OC: What does Babe Ruth and roughly 100,000 antelopes have in common? They're both ballpark figures.
- What do African antelope herders and dyslexic politicians have in common? They're both very worried about gnu control.
- Why wasn't the hunter allowed to bring his antelope and buffalo with him on the plane? You're only allowed one carrion.
- What do you call an antelope who gets sick from the fruit salad the morning of his wedding? A cantelope
Guys I'm so proud of this joke - What did the villager say after the stampede of bearded antelopes ended? No Gnus is Good News!
- Did you hear about the antelope... Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed?
He was a self dressed stamped antelope. - Farmer Joe, who has the largest collection of antelope in the country, claims he has 18000 animals but I only counted 3051. Sad. Fake gnus!
- Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope? They'll turn it into a bombardeer
- What does a wise antelope say to her friend? Stay away from him. He's a Cheetah.
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Antelope One Liners
Which antelope one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with antelope? I can suggest the ones about leopard and alpaca.
- What do you call two ants that run away to get married? Antelopes
- what do you call a vampire antelope? Vlad the Impala
- What's the opposite of running away and getting married? Anteloping.
- What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope? A cantelope.
- Why did the antelope go to her sisters house? She wanted to see her nephewlope
- What do you call a pessimistic antelope? A can'telope!
- What do you call a deer who ran away with her ant lover? An Antelope.
- Why didn't the antelopes get married? Because they cantaloupe.
- What do you call a disabled antelope? a cantelope
- What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend? Antelopes.
- What do you call an antelope with 3 legs? A slantelope.
- I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope. I was impala'd
- Who did the ant run away with? Antelope
- I once saw an antelope Can you imagine that? It was the talk of the whole ant colony.
- What do you call an antelope that can't sleep? An insomniantelope
Charming Humor Antelope Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about antelope you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean zebra jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make antelope pranks.
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There is a fence
A deer walks up to the fence and jumps over it.
An antelope walks up to the fence and goes under it.
A French guy walks up to the fence and surrenders.
A German guy walks up to the fence and builds a bigger gun.
An Italian walks up to the fence and starts eating pasta.
A pothead walks up to the fence, sits on it and starts smoking w**....
An American walks up to the fence, shoots the pothead, tests how sturdy the fence is, and strips it up to put it on the Mexican border.
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A hunter was out hunting for antelope
When he finally saw one in the distance, he took his shot. As he walked up to where his dead prey lay, he discovered it wasn't an antelope. It was another hunter. Just then, a man comes running out into the clearing. The hunter's friend.
"What the h**... are you doing?! He clearly said 'Don't shoot! I'm not an antelope'. Didn't you hear him?"
The hunter looked at the man stupefied.
"Oh. I thought he said he \*was\* an antelope."
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster
because he is anti loops
