Anteater Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anteater jokes. Read anteater antelope jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anteater gruffly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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An Anteater walks into a bar....

Bartender says "can I get you a drink"
"How about something to eat?"
"What about some peanuts?"

Frazzled, the bartender says "What's with the long no's"?
Anteater replies "I was born with it".

An anteater walks into a coffee bar ...

... where all the workers, naturally, are English majors and grads. "I'd like a cinnamon latte," he said, "where the cream balances the astringency of the dark roasted coffee beans and the grated spice adds a piquant warmth to the taste of the beverage."

"Why the long clause?" asked the barista, making the drink.

"For ants," replied the anteater. "You have to dig real fast to get those tasty little suckers."

An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"

An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"
"How about something to eat?"
"What about some peanuts?"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"

How come anteaters never get sick?

Because they're always eating little antibodies.

Why are anteaters so healthy?

They are full of anty-bodies.

An anteater walks into a bar

The anteater asks the bartender for a drink and the bartender asks "is Pepsi okay?" The anteater replies "noooooooooooo". So the bartender asks "is orange juice okay? And once again the anteater replies "noooooooooooo". One more time the bartender asks "how about water?" The anteater agrees that water is fine. So the anteater gets his drink and the bartender can't help but ask the anteater one final question.
"So, why the long no's?"

How come anteaters never get sick?

Because they're full of antibodies!

Anteater joke, How come anteaters never get sick?

An anteater named Jack was persuading a frog named Webby to eat the ants from the anthill.

Why don't anteaters ever get sick?

Because they are full of antibodies!

What do you call an anteater?


Why don't anteaters get sick?

Because they have all those antibodies in them, of course!

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I used to be an Anteater

But then my uncle came home and kicked me out.

What will you find at a cannibal's family reunion?

An anteater

What do you get when you cross an ant-eater with a sub-atomic particle?

An ard-quark!

My pet anteater just ate my dad's sister!

Turns out it was an aunteater...

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