Anteater Jokes
26 anteater jokes and hilarious anteater puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about anteater that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Anteater Short Jokes
Short anteater jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anteater humour may include short antelope jokes also.
- Scientists confirmed today that anteaters are incapable of contracting Covid... Apparently they're filled with anty-bodies
- An anteater named Jack was persuading a frog named Webby to eat the ants from the anthill.
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Anteater One Liners
Which anteater one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anteater? I can suggest the ones about otter and ants.
- How come anteaters never get sick? Because they're always eating little antibodies.
- Why dont anteaters get sick? Because they are filled with anty bodies.
- Why are anteaters so healthy? They are full of anty-bodies.
- How come anteaters never get sick? Because they're full of antibodies!
- Why don't anteaters ever get sick? Because they are full of antibodies!
- What do you call an anteater? uncle.
- Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they have all those antibodies in them, of course!
- How can we determine an anteater's diet? Inference.
- I used to be an Anteater But then my uncle came home and kicked me out.
- What will you find at a cannibal's family reunion? An anteater
- What do you get when you cross an ant-eater with a sub-atomic particle? An ard-quark!
- After the extinction of every Ant on earth, what do we call Anteaters? Hungry.
- My pet anteater just ate my dad's sister! Turns out it was an aunteater...
- What did the anteater do in the race? She won by a nose
- What do you call an anteater with 3 legs? A Yardvark!
Uproarious Anteater Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about anteater you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hamster jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anteater pranks.
An Anteater walks into a bar....
Bartender says "can I get you a drink"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
Frazzled, the bartender says "What's with the long no's"?
Anteater replies "I was born with it".
An anteater walks into a coffee bar ...
... where all the workers, naturally, are English majors and grads. "I'd like a cinnamon latte," he said, "where the cream balances the astringency of the dark roasted coffee beans and the grated spice adds a piquant warmth to the taste of the beverage."
"Why the long clause?" asked the barista, making the drink.
"For ants," replied the anteater. "You have to dig real fast to get those tasty little suckers."
An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"
An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
A horse walked into a bar.
The bartender looked at the horse and said: "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
Later, a bear walked into the bar and said: "I'll have a ... beer." The bartender looked at the bear and asked: "Why the big pause?"
Soon, three anteaters came in and requested a bowl of ants to share. The bartender looked at the anteaters and said: "I'm going to stop doing l**... before work."
An anteater walks into a bar
The anteater asks the bartender for a drink and the bartender asks "is Pepsi okay?" The anteater replies "noooooooooooo". So the bartender asks "is orange juice okay? And once again the anteater replies "noooooooooooo". One more time the bartender asks "how about water?" The anteater agrees that water is fine. So the anteater gets his drink and the bartender can't help but ask the anteater one final question.
"So, why the long no's?"
