Following is our collection of headsets humor and kun one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ante puns for adults, dirty badoom jokes or clean bet gags for kids.
There is an abundance of camila jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 42 funniest jokes on ante. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any dice witze you can hear about ante.
Bartender says "can I get you a drink"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
Frazzled, the bartender says "What's with the long no's"?
Anteater replies "I was born with it".
fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.
An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!
The reception was great.
Source: Unsure, saw it on FB.
... the reception was amazing.
The wedding was awful but the reception was great.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!
My family have a tradition of placing bets on how high they can hoist my mother's sister. I keep telling them to stop as it will end in disaster but they just keep upping the ante each year...
Sorry
The antenna asks the other one to marry him.
The wedding itself was not up to par but the reception was excellent.
Because they're always eating little antibodies.
. . . the ceremony was average but the reception was outstanding
They fall in love and decide to get married.
The ceremony was not very good.
The reception was *fantastic*.
A crappy wedding but great reception.
But reception was really good.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
The ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was outstanding.
She wanted to see her nephewlope
they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.
They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!
They are full of anty-bodies.
The anteater asks the bartender for a drink and the bartender asks "is Pepsi okay?" The anteater replies "noooooooooooo". So the bartender asks "is orange juice okay? And once again the anteater replies "noooooooooooo". One more time the bartender asks "how about water?" The anteater agrees that water is fine. So the anteater gets his drink and the bartender can't help but ask the anteater one final question.
"So, why the long no's?"
After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!
Because they're full of antibodies!
Because they are full of antibodies!
...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!
Because they cantaloupe.
Too many cheetahs.
Because they have all those antibodies in them, of course!
The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was excellent.
The ceremony wasn't much. But the the RECEPTION was amazing!
The ceremony was nothing special, but the reception was great.
But then my uncle came home and kicked me out.
Ante up.
It was not very popular, but the reception was great.
Their child is conveniently called Ant-enna.
The wedding was terrible, but the reception is terrific.
Can you imagine that? It was the talk of the whole ant colony.
It was alright, but the reception was amazing.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.