Ante Jokes
36 ante jokes and hilarious ante puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ante that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ante Short Jokes
Short ante jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ante humour may include short ants jokes also.
- You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant, If it floats it's boy ant.
- My granddaughter just hit me with this one: what is the biggest kind of ant ? A gi-ant!
I am so proud right now! - All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens? An HOA
- How does an ant put on a tie? With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke.
- Went to the hardware store today... I picked up a can of insecticide and asked the guy behind the counter if this was good for ants.
Old man says "nope, it'll kill em" - I used to hang out with a guy who crossbred insects... But I got sick of his crazy ant ticks.
- How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant? Drop the ant in a glass of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant.
If it floats, it's buoyant. - Why do fish form schools, but ants form colonies? Cause *truants* don't go to school!
(I came up with this right now) - Whenever an ant gets injured, instead of helping, the rest of the colony just leaves it to die. It's like the old saying goes: If an ant broke, dont fix it
- Five ants moved into an apartment. Then five more moved in. Now the landlord is asking for rent.
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Ante One Liners
Which ante one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ante? I can suggest the ones about anti and fore.
- How come ants don't get sick? ...because they have lil' anty-bodies
*runs away* - How many ants does it take to rent a house? Ten ants
- Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies
- Why don't The Ants catch COVID? They've got little Antibodies.
- What do you get if you give growth hormones to an ant? Tolerance
- How many ants does it take to fill an apartment Tenants
- all ants are female because if they were male, they would be called uncles
- What's worse than 10 ants in your pants? One uncle.
- What do you call an old ant? An antique
- What do you call a group of rebellious ants? Protestants
- What is worse than ants in your pants? ......... Uncles.
- Why did Antman stop talking when he joined the x men?? He became a mute ant.
- Ant Man? Why don't they just call him uncle?
- An ant walks into this Reddit sub. The bar is set really low here.
- Why can't ants catch Covid-19? Because they have tiny anty-bodies
Humorous Ante Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about ante you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean anger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ante pranks.
How come anteaters never get sick?
Because they're always eating little antibodies.
Two antennas got married.
The reception was great.
Source: Unsure, saw it on FB.
An anteater named Jack was persuading a frog named Webby to eat the ants from the anthill.
Two antennas met on a rooftop...
...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!
Two TV antennas were just married.
The ceremony was nothing special, but the reception was great.
why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster
because he is anti loops
An Anteater walks into a bar....
Bartender says "can I get you a drink"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
Frazzled, the bartender says "What's with the long no's"?
Anteater replies "I was born with it".
Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?
She wanted to see her nephewlope
I used to be an Anteater
But then my uncle came home and kicked me out.
2 antennas decide to start a TV show..
It was not very popular, but the reception was great.
Why didn't the antelopes get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
2 antennas met on a roof.
They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!
Two antennas got married. Wedding ceremony was a disaster.
But reception was really good.
Why are anteaters so healthy?
They are full of anty-bodies.
High aunt
My family have a tradition of placing bets on how high they can hoist my mother's sister. I keep telling them to stop as it will end in disaster but they just keep upping the ante each year...
Sorry
I once saw an antelope
Can you imagine that? It was the talk of the whole ant colony.
What did the anteater do in the race?
She won by a nose
Ant-eno and Ant-uma met, fell in love, and had a child
Their child is conveniently called Ant-enna.
What does the dealer say at the start of a round of quark poker?
Ante up.
Two antennae get married on a roof
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was *amazing*!
An anteater walks into a coffee bar ...
... where all the workers, naturally, are English majors and grads. "I'd like a cinnamon latte," he said, "where the cream balances the astringency of the dark roasted coffee beans and the grated spice adds a piquant warmth to the taste of the beverage."
"Why the long clause?" asked the barista, making the drink.
"For ants," replied the anteater. "You have to dig real fast to get those tasty little suckers."
