Bartender says "can I get you a drink"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
Frazzled, the bartender says "What's with the long no's"?
Anteater replies "I was born with it".
fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.
They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!
The reception was great.
Source: Unsure, saw it on FB.
and got married. The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great.
... the reception was amazing.
The wedding was awful but the reception was great.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!
My family have a tradition of placing bets on how high they can hoist my mother's sister. I keep telling them to stop as it will end in disaster but they just keep upping the ante each year...
Sorry
Because they're always eating little antibodies.
The antenna asks the other one to marry him.
The wedding itself was not up to par but the reception was excellent.
. . . the ceremony was average but the reception was outstanding
A crappy wedding but great reception.
They fall in love and decide to get married.
The ceremony was not very good.
The reception was *fantastic*.
The ceremony was ok,
But the reception was great!
But reception was really good.
The ceremony was alright, but the reception was GREAT!
The ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was outstanding.
She wanted to see her nephewlope
they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.
Two antenna were on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The service wasn't great , but the reception was excellent!
They are full of anty-bodies.
They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!
The wedding wasn't great but the reception was brilliant
The anteater asks the bartender for a drink and the bartender asks "is Pepsi okay?" The anteater replies "noooooooooooo". So the bartender asks "is orange juice okay? And once again the anteater replies "noooooooooooo". One more time the bartender asks "how about water?" The anteater agrees that water is fine. So the anteater gets his drink and the bartender can't help but ask the anteater one final question.
"So, why the long no's?"
After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!
Because they're full of antibodies!
The ceremony was shit, but the reception was just great
Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was excellent!
Because they are full of antibodies!
...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!
Because they cantaloupe.
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