ante Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious ante puns

An Anteater walks into a bar....

Bartender says "can I get you a drink"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"


Frazzled, the bartender says "What's with the long no's"?
Anteater replies "I was born with it".

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Two antenna met on a roof...

fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.

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Two antennas fell in love..

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Two antennas decided to get married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Two antennas got married

The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.

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2 antennas met on a roof.

They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!

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Two antennas got married.

The reception was great.



Source: Unsure, saw it on FB.

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Two antennas met on a roof

and got married. The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great.

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Two antenna got married....

... the reception was amazing.

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Two antennas fall in love with each other on a roof and decide to get married

The wedding was awful but the reception was great.

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Two antennas get married on a roof...

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!

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High aunt

My family have a tradition of placing bets on how high they can hoist my mother's sister. I keep telling them to stop as it will end in disaster but they just keep upping the ante each year...

Sorry

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How come anteaters never get sick?

Because they're always eating little antibodies.

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Two antennas fell in love on a rooftop

The antenna asks the other one to marry him.

The wedding itself was not up to par but the reception was excellent.

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Two antennas get married . . .

. . . the ceremony was average but the reception was outstanding

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What do you get when two antenna get married?

A crappy wedding but great reception.

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Two antennas sat next to each other on a roof for years

They fall in love and decide to get married.

The ceremony was not very good.

The reception was *fantastic*.

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Two antennas get married…

The ceremony was ok,
But the reception was great!

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Two antennas got married. Wedding ceremony was a disaster.

But reception was really good.

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Two antennae got married...

The ceremony was alright, but the reception was GREAT!

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Two antennas got married.

The ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was outstanding.

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Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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Two antennas met on a roof...

they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.

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Two antennae were on a roof

Two antenna were on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The service wasn't great , but the reception was excellent!

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Why are anteaters so healthy?

They are full of anty-bodies.

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Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love...

They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!

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Two Antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married

The wedding wasn't great but the reception was brilliant

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An anteater walks into a bar

The anteater asks the bartender for a drink and the bartender asks "is Pepsi okay?" The anteater replies "noooooooooooo". So the bartender asks "is orange juice okay? And once again the anteater replies "noooooooooooo". One more time the bartender asks "how about water?" The anteater agrees that water is fine. So the anteater gets his drink and the bartender can't help but ask the anteater one final question.
"So, why the long no's?"

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Two antennas met on a roof...

After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!

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How come anteaters never get sick?

Because they're full of antibodies!

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2 Antennas got married recently

The ceremony was shit, but the reception was just great

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Two antennas

Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married?


The wedding was terrible, but the reception was excellent!

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Why don't anteaters ever get sick?

Because they are full of antibodies!

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Two antennas met on a rooftop...

...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!

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Why didn't the antelopes get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What are the most funny Ante jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Ante? Well, here are the best Ante dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Ante pick up lines to share with friends.

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