Ante Jokes
55 ante jokes and hilarious ante puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ante that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ante Short Jokes
Short ante jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ante humour may include short ants jokes also.
- You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant, If it floats it's boy ant.
- My granddaughter just hit me with this one: what is the biggest kind of ant ? A gi-ant!
I am so proud right now! - Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
- All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens? An HOA
- science fact - did you know you can find the gender of an ant by putting it in water? If it sinks, girl ant.
If it floats, buoyant. - Did you know that you can tell how smart an ant is by catching it on fire? If it burns, it's a smart ant.
If it doesn't, it's retardant. - How can you tell an ant's gender? 1. Get a glass full of water
2. Throw the ant into the glass
3. If it sinks, it's girl ant
4. If it floats, it's boy ant - How does an ant put on a tie? With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke.
- Went to the hardware store today... I picked up a can of insecticide and asked the guy behind the counter if this was good for ants.
Old man says "nope, it'll kill em" - I used to hang out with a guy who crossbred insects... But I got sick of his crazy ant ticks.
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Ante One Liners
Which ante one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ante? I can suggest the ones about anti and fore.
- How come ants don't get sick? ...because they have lil' anty-bodies
*runs away* - How many ants does it take to rent a house? Ten ants
- Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies
- Why don't The Ants catch COVID? They've got little Antibodies.
- What do you get if you give growth hormones to an ant? Tolerance
- Why were the ants unaffected by the covid virus? They have lil anty bodies.
- How many ants does it take to fill an apartment Tenants
- all ants are female because if they were male, they would be called uncles
- What's worse than 10 ants in your pants? One uncle.
- How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten-ants
- What do you call an old ant? An antique
- How many ants does it take to fill an apartment building? Ten ants.
- What do you call a group of rebellious ants? Protestants
- What is worse than ants in your pants? ......... Uncles.
- Why did Antman stop talking when he joined the x men?? He became a mute ant.
Humorous Ante Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about ante you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean anger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ante pranks.
How come anteaters never get sick?
Because they're always eating little antibodies.
Two antennas got married.
The ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was outstanding.
Two antenna met on a roof...
fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.
Two antennas got married.
The reception was great.
Source: Unsure, saw it on FB.
How come anteaters never get sick?
Because they're full of antibodies!
Why don't anteaters ever get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies!
Two antenna got married....
... the reception was amazing.
An anteater named Jack was persuading a frog named Webby to eat the ants from the anthill.
Two antennas met on a rooftop...
...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!
Two antennas get married on a roof...
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!
Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love...
They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!
Two antennas met on a roof...
they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.
Two antennas decided to get married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Two antennas met on a roof...
After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!
An Anteater walks into a bar....
Bartender says "can I get you a drink"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
Frazzled, the bartender says "What's with the long no's"?
Anteater replies "I was born with it".
Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?
She wanted to see her nephewlope
Two antennas get married . . .
. . . the ceremony was average but the reception was outstanding
Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they have all those antibodies in them, of course!
Two antennas fall in love with each other on a roof and decide to get married
The wedding was awful but the reception was great.
What do you get when two antenna get married?
A c**... wedding but great reception.
Two antennas got married
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.
Why didn't the antelopes get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
2 antennas met on a roof.
They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!
Two antennas got married. Wedding ceremony was a disaster.
But reception was really good.
Two antennas sat next to each other on a roof for years
They fall in love and decide to get married.
The ceremony was not very good.
The reception was *fantastic*.
Why are anteaters so healthy?
They are full of anty-bodies.
Two antennas fell in love on a rooftop
The antenna asks the other one to marry him.
The wedding itself was not up to par but the reception was excellent.
An anteater walks into a bar
The anteater asks the bartender for a drink and the bartender asks "is Pepsi okay?" The anteater replies "noooooooooooo". So the bartender asks "is orange juice okay? And once again the anteater replies "noooooooooooo". One more time the bartender asks "how about water?" The anteater agrees that water is fine. So the anteater gets his drink and the bartender can't help but ask the anteater one final question.
"So, why the long no's?"
High aunt
My family have a tradition of placing bets on how high they can hoist my mother's sister. I keep telling them to stop as it will end in disaster but they just keep upping the ante each year...
Sorry
Why don't antelopes play poker in the African grasslands?
Too many cheetahs.
Two antennas met on a roof...
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"
An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
Two antennas got married
The reception was excellent
Two antennae get married on a roof
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was *amazing*!
Two antennas
Two antennas got married.
The ceremony was Ok, but the reception was amazing.
Two Antennas met on a roof.
A year later, they got married the wedding wasn't great but the reception was incredible.
Two antennas fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
Two antenna meet on a rooftop and get married.
The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was great!!
An anteater walks into a coffee bar ...
... where all the workers, naturally, are English majors and grads. "I'd like a cinnamon latte," he said, "where the cream balances the astringency of the dark roasted coffee beans and the grated spice adds a piquant warmth to the taste of the beverage."
"Why the long clause?" asked the barista, making the drink.
"For ants," replied the anteater. "You have to dig real fast to get those tasty little suckers."
Two TV antennas got married this weekend.
The wedding was boring but the reception was amazing.
