Following is our collection of Ante jokes which are very funny. There are some ante kun jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ante bet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Because they're always eating little antibodies.
The ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was outstanding.
fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.
The reception was great.
Source: Unsure, saw it on FB.
Because they're full of antibodies!
Because they are full of antibodies!
... the reception was amazing.
It was alright, but the reception was amazing.
...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!
The wedding was terrible, but the reception is terrific.
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The ceremony was nothing special, but the reception was great.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!
The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was excellent.
They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!
they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!
Bartender says "can I get you a drink"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
Frazzled, the bartender says "What's with the long no's"?
Anteater replies "I was born with it".
She wanted to see her nephewlope
. . . the ceremony was average but the reception was outstanding
But then my uncle came home and kicked me out.
Because they have all those antibodies in them, of course!
The wedding was awful but the reception was great.
A crappy wedding but great reception.
It was not very popular, but the reception was great.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.
Because they cantaloupe.
They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!
But reception was really good.
They fall in love and decide to get married.
The ceremony was not very good.
The reception was *fantastic*.
The ceremony wasn't much. But the the RECEPTION was amazing!
They are full of anty-bodies.
The antenna asks the other one to marry him.
The wedding itself was not up to par but the reception was excellent.
The anteater asks the bartender for a drink and the bartender asks "is Pepsi okay?" The anteater replies "noooooooooooo". So the bartender asks "is orange juice okay? And once again the anteater replies "noooooooooooo". One more time the bartender asks "how about water?" The anteater agrees that water is fine. So the anteater gets his drink and the bartender can't help but ask the anteater one final question.
"So, why the long no's?"
My family have a tradition of placing bets on how high they can hoist my mother's sister. I keep telling them to stop as it will end in disaster but they just keep upping the ante each year...
Sorry
Can you imagine that? It was the talk of the whole ant colony.
Their child is conveniently called Ant-enna.
Too many cheetahs.
Ante up.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
The reception was excellent
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was *amazing*!
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