Bartender says "can I get you a drink"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
Frazzled, the bartender says "What's with the long no's"?
Anteater replies "I was born with it".
fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.
They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!
The reception was great.
Source: Unsure, saw it on FB.
... the reception was amazing.
The wedding was awful but the reception was great.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!
My family have a tradition of placing bets on how high they can hoist my mother's sister. I keep telling them to stop as it will end in disaster but they just keep upping the ante each year...
Sorry
The antenna asks the other one to marry him.
The wedding itself was not up to par but the reception was excellent.
Because they're always eating little antibodies.
. . . the ceremony was average but the reception was outstanding
They fall in love and decide to get married.
The ceremony was not very good.
The reception was *fantastic*.
A crappy wedding but great reception.
But reception was really good.
The ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was outstanding.
She wanted to see her nephewlope
they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.
They are full of anty-bodies.
They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!
The anteater asks the bartender for a drink and the bartender asks "is Pepsi okay?" The anteater replies "noooooooooooo". So the bartender asks "is orange juice okay? And once again the anteater replies "noooooooooooo". One more time the bartender asks "how about water?" The anteater agrees that water is fine. So the anteater gets his drink and the bartender can't help but ask the anteater one final question.
"So, why the long no's?"
After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!
Because they're full of antibodies!
Because they are full of antibodies!
Too many cheetahs.
...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!
Because they cantaloupe.
The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was excellent.
Because they have all those antibodies in them, of course!
The ceremony wasn't much. But the the RECEPTION was amazing!
The ceremony was nothing special, but the reception was great.
But then my uncle came home and kicked me out.
It was not very popular, but the reception was great.
It was alright, but the reception was amazing.
The wedding was terrible, but the reception is terrific.
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