The Best 44 Ante Jokes

Following is our collection of Ante jokes which are very funny. There are some ante kun jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ante bet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Ante Jokes and Puns

How come anteaters never get sick?

Because they're always eating little antibodies.

Two antennas got married.

The ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was outstanding.

Two antenna met on a roof...

fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.

Two antennas got married.

The reception was great.

Source: Unsure, saw it on FB.

How come anteaters never get sick?

Because they're full of antibodies!


Why don't anteaters ever get sick?

Because they are full of antibodies!

Two antenna got married....

... the reception was amazing.

An anteater named Jack was persuading a frog named Webby to eat the ants from the anthill.

Two antennae had a wedding...

It was alright, but the reception was amazing.

Two antennas met on a rooftop...

...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!

Do you know about the two TV antennas that got married?

The wedding was terrible, but the reception is terrific.

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Two TV antennas were just married.

The ceremony was nothing special, but the reception was great.

Two antennas get married on a roof...

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!

Two TV antennas got married last weekend.

The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was excellent.

Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love...

They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!

Two antennas met on a roof...

they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.

Two antennas decided to get married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Two antennas met on a roof...

After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!

An Anteater walks into a bar....

Bartender says "can I get you a drink"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"

Frazzled, the bartender says "What's with the long no's"?
Anteater replies "I was born with it".


Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Two antennas get married . . .

. . . the ceremony was average but the reception was outstanding

I used to be an Anteater

But then my uncle came home and kicked me out.

Why don't anteaters get sick?

Because they have all those antibodies in them, of course!

Two antennas fall in love with each other on a roof and decide to get married

The wedding was awful but the reception was great.

What do you get when two antenna get married?

A crappy wedding but great reception.

2 antennas decide to start a TV show..

It was not very popular, but the reception was great.

Two antennas got married

The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.

Why didn't the antelopes get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

2 antennas met on a roof.

They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!

Two antennas got married. Wedding ceremony was a disaster.

But reception was really good.

Two antennas sat next to each other on a roof for years

They fall in love and decide to get married.

The ceremony was not very good.

The reception was *fantastic*.

Two Antennas meet on a roof, fall in love, and decide to get married

The ceremony wasn't much. But the the RECEPTION was amazing!

Why are anteaters so healthy?

They are full of anty-bodies.

Two antennas fell in love on a rooftop

The antenna asks the other one to marry him.

The wedding itself was not up to par but the reception was excellent.

An anteater walks into a bar

The anteater asks the bartender for a drink and the bartender asks "is Pepsi okay?" The anteater replies "noooooooooooo". So the bartender asks "is orange juice okay? And once again the anteater replies "noooooooooooo". One more time the bartender asks "how about water?" The anteater agrees that water is fine. So the anteater gets his drink and the bartender can't help but ask the anteater one final question.
"So, why the long no's?"

High aunt

My family have a tradition of placing bets on how high they can hoist my mother's sister. I keep telling them to stop as it will end in disaster but they just keep upping the ante each year...

Sorry

I once saw an antelope

Can you imagine that? It was the talk of the whole ant colony.

Ant-eno and Ant-uma met, fell in love, and had a child

Their child is conveniently called Ant-enna.

Why don't antelopes play poker in the African grasslands?

Too many cheetahs.

What does the dealer say at the start of a round of quark poker?

Ante up.

Two antennas met on a roof...

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"

An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"

Two antennas got married

The reception was excellent

Two antennae get married on a roof

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was *amazing*!

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