antarctica Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious antarctica puns

What do you call kids in Antarctica?

Chilldren.

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Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

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Did you hear about the failed mission to Antarctica?

Their journey went south.

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The Mechanic who worked in Antarctica.

A penguin is driving along one day and his car starts making this really strange sound. So, he pulls into the first gas station he sees, jumps out of his car, runs up to the mechanic and says: "I need for someone to look at my car! There's something wrong with it!"

1 The mechanic looks at him and says "Well I can do that but you'll have to wait about 20 minutes or so." The penguin looks across the street and notices an ice cream shop! So he says "OK I'll be back."

He tosses him his keys runs across the street and has a big ol' bowl of ice cream. He comes back, looks at the mechanic and says "Did you figure out what's wrong with my car?" "Well" replies the mechanic "looks like you blew a seal." The penguin quickly wipes off his face and says "OH NO, that's just ice cream!"

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Sex in Antarctica!!!

A man moved to an Antarctica village because of his new job. This village had many men, but no women. After a few days, the man started getting horny.
He asked his boss, "What do you guys do when you're horny here?"
The man told him, "We have a barrel with a hole in it. Here I'll show it to you."
The boss then took him to the hole and told him to put his thing in the hole. The man did. After a few minutes the man took his thing out and was very satisfied.
He told his boss, "Wow! That was really great, I'm going to put my thing in the hole every day of the week!"
"Not Thursdays!" said the boss.
Confused, the man asked, "Why, what's wrong with Thursdays?"
The boss answered, "That's your day to be in the barrel!"

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It's strange that we don't hear more concern from the flat earthers about Antarctica melting

You'd think they would be worried about the ice wall springing a leak and draining the ocean.

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What do you call zombies in Antarctica

Icy dead people.

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Why is Antarctica the least corrupt continent?

Because it has justice

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Two penguins

Two penguins are chilling in Antarctica. One turns to the other and says, "Yo, it's really fucking cold." The other quickly looks at the penguin and exclaims, "Oh my god! You can talk!"

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Why did the Flat Earther move to Antarctica?

He wanted to live on the edge.

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A blonde wanted to hang a map up in her room and put pins in everywhere she had been

After buying the map, she went to Japan. Then she went to Alaska. Then Antarctica. Then Australia. She finally went home and picked up her map.

"Now I can finally hang it up," she said.

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They found a 106-year-old fruitcake in Antarctica

That's right. They found Elton John in Antarctica.

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I got it all figured out. I will be a male stripper in Antarctica

My stage name? South Pole.

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Batman was my tour guide in Antarctica.

What can we even find around here?

Justice.

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Building in Antarctica is difficult!

No matter what I tried I couldn't get my house to stay together. I tried concrete, brick and mortar, even duct tape! I finally found something that worked though, it was quite simple, igloo'd it together.

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The Flat Earth Society held it's annual conference in Antarctica this year...

... but attendance fell off.

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I met a guy with a girlfriend in the arctic and a boyfriend in Antarctica...

Bipolar

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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

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I'm so sorry

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?


Ice-is



I'll show myself out.

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What did the man say inside a simulation of Antarctica?

This is really code.

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What do you call OJ Simpson, trapped in Antarctica with no supplies except a one-pound bag of marijuana?

A stoned cold killer.

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What happens to a guy left alone in Antarctica?

He becomes icesolated

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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There was a robbery in Antarctica, but it was stopped. There was even a party to celebrate

Justice was served

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Why is Antarctica controversial?

It's a polarizing topic.

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After being granted asylum in the Antarctica...

I guess you could call him, Edward snowed-in.

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What's black and white and lives in Antarctica?

Halle Berry if she moves to Antarctica.

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What do you call Obama in Antarctica?

BRRRR-ack Obama

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What kind of haircut do Soldiers stationed in Antarctica have?

A BRRR cut.

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Where did ants originally come from?

ant-arctica

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Where is the only place without ants?

ANTarctica

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Why did Batman go to the Antarctica?

He wanted just ice.

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Q:How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

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What are the most funny Antarctica jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Antarctica? Well, here are the best Antarctica dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Antarctica pick up lines to share with friends.

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