Antarctica Jokes

Following is our collection of coldest humor and aleutian one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Antarctica puns for adults, dirty siberia jokes or clean arctic gags for kids.

There is an abundance of greenland jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 34 funniest jokes on antarctica. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any eastern witze you can hear about antarctica.

The Best jokes about Antarctica

What do you call a short Mexican researcher in Antarctica?

A Burrito

First joke I've ever come up with. My Hispanic wife laughed her butt off.

What do you call kids in Antarctica?

Chilldren.

No one in Antarctica has COVID19

Its because they are all Ice-olated

Why does Antarctica have no Covid-19 cases?

Because they're already in ICEolation.

Did you hear about the failed mission to Antarctica?

Their journey went south.


The Mechanic who worked in Antarctica.

A penguin is driving along one day and his car starts making this really strange sound. So, he pulls into the first gas station he sees, jumps out of his car, runs up to the mechanic and says: "I need for someone to look at my car! There's something wrong with it!"

1 The mechanic looks at him and says "Well I can do that but you'll have to wait about 20 minutes or so." The penguin looks across the street and notices an ice cream shop! So he says "OK I'll be back."

He tosses him his keys runs across the street and has a big ol' bowl of ice cream. He comes back, looks at the mechanic and says "Did you figure out what's wrong with my car?" "Well" replies the mechanic "looks like you blew a seal." The penguin quickly wipes off his face and says "OH NO, that's just ice cream!"

It's strange that we don't hear more concern from the flat earthers about Antarctica melting

You'd think they would be worried about the ice wall springing a leak and draining the ocean.

What do you call zombies in Antarctica

Icy dead people.

Why is Antarctica the least corrupt continent?

Because it has justice

No one has covid in Antarctica

Because everyone's ice-o-lated

Why does nobody in Antarctica have COVID-19?

Because they're too ice-o-lated.


Why did the Flat Earther move to Antarctica?

He wanted to live on the edge.

A blonde wanted to hang a map up in her room and put pins in everywhere she had been

After buying the map, she went to Japan. Then she went to Alaska. Then Antarctica. Then Australia. She finally went home and picked up her map.

"Now I can finally hang it up," she said.

They found a 106-year-old fruitcake in Antarctica

That's right. They found Elton John in Antarctica.

I got it all figured out. I will be a male stripper in Antarctica

My stage name? South Pole.

What do you call a bear that has been to Antarctica and the North Pole?

A bipolar bear

Batman was my tour guide in Antarctica.

What can we even find around here?

Justice.

I met a guy with a girlfriend in the arctic and a boyfriend in Antarctica...

Bipolar

Building in Antarctica is difficult!

No matter what I tried I couldn't get my house to stay together. I tried concrete, brick and mortar, even duct tape! I finally found something that worked though, it was quite simple, igloo'd it together.


The Flat Earth Society held it's annual conference in Antarctica this year...

... but attendance fell off.

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

I'm so sorry

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?


Ice-is



I'll show myself out.

What did the man say inside a simulation of Antarctica?

This is really code.

What do you call OJ Simpson, trapped in Antarctica with no supplies except a one-pound bag of marijuana?

A stoned cold killer.

What happens to a guy left alone in Antarctica?

He becomes icesolated

There was a robbery in Antarctica, but it was stopped. There was even a party to celebrate

Justice was served

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Why is Antarctica controversial?

It's a polarizing topic.

Why does Antarctica have the highest IQ on average

Because only scientist live there

There's only one way to leave Antarctica

North.

Did you guys hear about a terrorist group flying down south for a giant snowball fight against penguins

It was all over the news, the headlines read "Isis huge in Antarctica".

If you were in charge of an Army defending Antarctica ...

What would you do when intelligence reported that the enemy was invading the north coast?

After being granted asylum in the Antarctica...

I guess you could call him, Edward snowed-in.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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