Following is our collection of funny Antarctic jokes. There are some antarctic eskimos jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antarctic igloo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
AAA (Antarctic Automobile Assn) tows it to the garage in the nearest town, where the mechanic says he has time to look at it, give him half an hour.
The penguin wanders down the street to an ice cream shop and decides to beat the heat with a cone of his favorite flavor, vanilla. Of course, being a penguin, with flippers instead of hands, as well as a beak, he makes a huge mess and gets ice cream all over his face. Hoe goes back to the garage, where the mechanic tells him "looks like you blew a seal."
"No," says the penguin. "That's just ice cream."
...but in reality, they are polar opposites.
Its because they are all Ice-olated
Because they're already in ICEolation.
Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up.
turns out, the bear was BIPOLAR.
Because it has justice
The Pacific ocean was favored by Chester. The Atlantic was desired by Mike. The Arctic was appealing to Rob and Brad because it is an ocean they've never been to before. The Antarctic was chosen by Dave and Joe because they've heard tales of great sea creatures to see in that area. With great argument, they decided against them all.
Indian, it didn't even matter.
Because they're too ice-o-lated.
I guess that means COVID is only the tip of the iceberg!
I guess you could say they're Bi-polar bipolar bi polar bears.
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Icy dead people.
Since there's currently no doctor on base, he phones his doctor 5,000km away in Melbourne. The doctor says it's probably just piles, but since I can't examine you, you'd better send a photo just in case it's something more serious.
Worried, the explorer blurts out how the hell do I take a photo of piles on my own butt in the middle of Antarctica?!?
The doctor replies I'd suggest a polarrhoid camera.
*Somewhere in the Antarctic*
Captain America: "You look really cold T'Challa, do you need a jacket?"
Black Panther: "I never Fleece"
It's a polarizing topic.
Because only scientist live there
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antarctic icebreaker jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
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