Comical & Quirky Antarctic Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down.
AAA (Antarctic Automobile Assn) tows it to the garage in the nearest town, where the mechanic says he has time to look at it, give him half an hour.
The penguin wanders down the street to an ice cream shop and decides to beat the heat with a cone of his favorite flavor, vanilla. Of course, being a penguin, with flippers instead of hands, as well as a beak, he makes a huge mess and gets ice cream all over his face. h**... goes back to the garage, where the mechanic tells him "looks like you blew a seal."
"No," says the penguin. "That's just ice cream."
Some people think the Arctic and the Antarctic are the same...
...but in reality, they are polar opposites.
No one in Antarctica has COVID19
Its because they are all Ice-olated
Why does Antarctica have no Covid-19 cases?
Because they're already in ICEolation.
Global warming is funny.
Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up.
A polar bear was shifted to antarctic and it started to have mood swings
turns out, the bear was BIPOLAR.
Linkin Park fought among themselves in choosing which ocean to take a cruise on.
The Pacific ocean was favored by Chester. The Atlantic was desired by Mike. The Arctic was appealing to Rob and Brad because it is an ocean they've never been to before. The Antarctic was chosen by Dave and Joe because they've heard tales of great sea creatures to see in that area. With great argument, they decided against them all.
Indian, it didn't even matter.
Why is Antarctica the least corrupt continent?
Because it has justice
Why does nobody in Antarctica have COVID-19?
Because they're too ice-o-lated.
They say that if enough Antarctic ice melts more and more viruses will emerge...
I guess that means COVID is only the tip of the iceberg!
A special group of polar bears that live in the Arctic and Antarctic have been seen with dual personalities and s**... attraction to both sexes..
I guess you could say they're Bi-polar bipolar bi polar bears.
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Antarctic Cemetery
Icy dead people.
An Antarctic explorer has a sore a**... from sitting on the ice all day.
Since there's currently no doctor on base, he phones his doctor 5,000km away in Melbourne. The doctor says it's probably just piles, but since I can't examine you, you'd better send a photo just in case it's something more serious.
Worried, the explorer blurts out how the h**... do I take a photo of piles on my own b**... in the middle of Antarctica?!?
The doctor replies I'd suggest a polarrhoid camera.
Black Panther Was Shivering
*Somewhere in the Antarctic*
Captain America: "You look really cold T'Challa, do you need a jacket?"
Black Panther: "I never Fleece"
Why is Antarctica controversial?
It's a polarizing topic.
Why does Antarctica have the highest IQ on average
Because only scientist live there
