The Best 13 Antarctic Jokes

Following is our collection of Antarctic jokes which are very funny. There are some antarctic eskimos jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antarctic igloo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Antarctic Jokes and Puns

A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down.

AAA (Antarctic Automobile Assn) tows it to the garage in the nearest town, where the mechanic says he has time to look at it, give him half an hour.

The penguin wanders down the street to an ice cream shop and decides to beat the heat with a cone of his favorite flavor, vanilla. Of course, being a penguin, with flippers instead of hands, as well as a beak, he makes a huge mess and gets ice cream all over his face. Hoe goes back to the garage, where the mechanic tells him "looks like you blew a seal."

"No," says the penguin. "That's just ice cream."

Some people think the Arctic and the Antarctic are the same...

...but in reality, they are polar opposites.

No one in Antarctica has COVID19

Its because they are all Ice-olated

Why does Antarctica have no Covid-19 cases?

Because they're already in ICEolation.

Global warming is funny.

Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up.

Linkin Park fought among themselves in choosing which ocean to take a cruise on.

The Pacific ocean was favored by Chester. The Atlantic was desired by Mike. The Arctic was appealing to Rob and Brad because it is an ocean they've never been to before. The Antarctic was chosen by Dave and Joe because they've heard tales of great sea creatures to see in that area. With great argument, they decided against them all.
Indian, it didn't even matter.

Why is Antarctica the least corrupt continent?

Because it has justice

Why does nobody in Antarctica have COVID-19?

Because they're too ice-o-lated.

A special group of polar bears that live in the Arctic and Antarctic have been seen with dual personalities and sexual attraction to both sexes..

I guess you could say they're Bi-polar bipolar bi polar bears.

Black Panther Was Shivering

*Somewhere in the Antarctic*

Captain America: "You look really cold T'Challa, do you need a jacket?"

Black Panther: "I never Fleece"

Why is Antarctica controversial?

It's a polarizing topic.

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Why does Antarctica have the highest IQ on average

Because only scientist live there

What's a pink point in the antarctic?

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