Antacid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Antacid jokes. There are some antacid ibuprofen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these antacid laxative puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical Antacid Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

How do you make an insect trip?


Will an Ant trip if you...

Give it antacid?

How do you deal with basic ants?

Give them an antacid

Why do some people take formic acid to treat heartburn?

Because it is a type of ant-acid

Gav died of heartburn/indigestion


(For those that don't understand, "gaviscon" is a an ant-acid tablet)

Why did the doctor prescribe formic acid for a patient with heartburn?

Because it's an ant-acid.

Two ants are eating burgers...

When the first ant says, "oh I'm getting heartburn. I need to take some antacid."

The second ant replies, "don't kill yourself! Think of your wife and kids!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the antacid benadryl puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working antacid rolaids piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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