The Best 81 Ant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ant jokes. There are some ant cockroach jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ant anthill puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ant Jokes and Puns

You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant,

If it floats it's boy ant.

Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?

If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

Did you know that you can tell how smart an ant is by catching it on fire?

If it burns, it's a smart ant.

If it doesn't, it's retardant.

How can you tell an ant's gender?

1. Get a glass full of water
2. Throw the ant into the glass
3. If it sinks, it's girl ant
4. If it floats, it's boy ant

What do you get if you give growth hormones to an ant?

Tolerance


How does an ant put on a tie?

With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke.

What do you call an old ant?

An antique

How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant?

Drop the ant in a glass of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant.

If it floats, it's buoyant.

How to tell ant gender

Put the ant in water and if it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, boy ant.

Whenever an ant gets injured, instead of helping, the rest of the colony just leaves it to die. It's like the old saying goes:

If an ant broke, dont fix it

You can determine the gender of an ant by throwing it in a puddle of water

If it sinks it's a girl ant, but if it floats it's a boy ant

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Why did Antman stop talking when he joined the x men??

He became a mute ant.

Ant Man?

Why don't they just call him uncle?

Recently, a group of scientists discovered...

a subclass of ant has a genetic mutation that makes them grow larger than average, DESPITE missing a jointed segment on their legs. This same mutation also causes them to have an aversion to dairy-based foods, even with their high based sugar content.

TL;DR lack-toes-in-taller-ants

An ant walks into this Reddit sub.

The bar is set really low here.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you call the an ant in a colony who is responsible for establishing incoming trade deals with other ant colonies?

Import-ant

What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...

Do you know how you can find out the gender of an ant?

If you put it in the water and the ant sinks, it's a girl ant. However if it doesn't sink, it's buoyant.


Today I was so bored that I put a bit of sugar right in front of an ant.

The ant spent some good minutes eating the sugar, as it left to call his other ant friends, I cleaned it up so they would think she's lying.

How do you tell the sex of an ant?

If it floats, it's a boy-ant.

What do you call an ant from overseas?

Important

Why did the ant crawl up Princess Kate's stocking?

To go to the grand opening.

Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers?

To get to the royal ball.

How do you know if an ant is male or female?

Put it in water. If it sinks it's female. If it floats it's buoy-ant.

10 ants were looking for a new place to live...

The 1 ant, 2 ant, and 3 ant bought houses in the country.

The 4 ant, 5 ant, and 6 ant bought houses in the city.

The 7 ant, 8 ant, and 9 ant bought houses at the beach.

The 10 ant decided to rent.

How do you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

They're all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles

I bought an ant farm.

I don't know where I'm gonna find a tractor that small.

A man walks into a tiny hardware store

looking for something to rid of a wasp problem. After 10 mins of walking around the store all he can find is ant spray. So he goes up to the counter and asks the clerk, Is this any good for wasps? Without a word, the clerk takes the can from his hands, reads the back for ingredients. No. he replied, That'll kill them.

If you dropped a male and a female ant into water, which one survives?

The male, because it is bouyant

What do you call an ant that's been shunned by his community?

Socially dist-ant

An ant walks into a bar with his good friend Mister No, who is not an ant.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We only serve ants here."

The ant says, "But this is my good friend Mister No."

The bartender says, "Sorry, but I don't take No for an ant, sir."

The discriminatory ant colony banished all ants over 4 mm tall

They had no taller ants

How do you tell if it's a girl ant or a boy ant?

Put the ant in the water...

If it sinks, it's a girl ant

If it floats, it's a buoyant!

How can you tell the gender of an ant?

Easy, drop it in water.

If it sinks: girl ant

If it floats:

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

How can you tell if an ant is male or female?

They're all females, otherwise they'd be uncles.

How do you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl ?

You put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.

Bye...I'm leaving rn.....

How do you tell the sex of an ant?

You drop it in water.
If it sinks, Girl ant.
If it floats...

How can you tell the gender of an ant?

You put them in water. If it floats, then it's buoyant.

What do you call an ant who trades with other ant colonies for resources?

Import-ant

What did the mouse say the ant crossing the street?

Hello, fellow road-ant

What do you call a confident and stylish young fire ant?

Flamboyant

what do you get when you cross a rabbit and an ant?

Bugs Bunny.

Why do ant colonies never get sick?

They're full of anty-bodies!

I had a chance to buy an ant that had been on a recent trip to the ISS...

But it was too exorbitant for an ex-orbit ant.

What's the difference between a superhero and an ant that cannot speak?

Nothing, both are mutants.

[NSFW] WHERE do cousins come from?

Ant Holes

How do you pronounce "Aunt"?

"Ont", "Ant", or "Goldnt"?

Why was the ant confused?

Because all his uncles were also ants.

Why did Professor X take on an insect as a student when it couldn't talk?

Because it was a mute ant.

My inappropriate uncle told me this one when I was 11: Where do cousins come from?

ant holes

Why does a girl ant sink in water?

Because she's not buoyant.

How do you tell apart a girl ant and a boy ant?

the girl ant will sink

^the ^boy ^ant ^will ^float

A kid asked his mom : how did you make me ?

His mom said : one night i put little sugar under my pillow and in the morning you were by my side; The kid grabbed some sugar and put it under his pillow, he woke up in the morning and found an ant in his bed, "If you weren't my son, I swear i would've squashed you!"

What do you call a glowing ant?

A Radi-Ant .

What is the difference between a non vaccinated child and a fire ant?

A fire ant can live up to 6 years

What do you call a huge ant?

Gi-ant

Not your dairy insect

An ant was walking around when it found a 5inch ant of his very same species:

- Why are youso big, it asked
- I drink a lot of milk

"Lactose in taller ant"

You can tell a gender of an ant by placing it in water.

If it drowns its a girl ant, and if it floats its a buoyant.

How can you tell the sex of an ant?

Throw it into a pool. If it sinks, it is a girl ant. If it floats, then it is a "BUOYANT".

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water
If it sinks = girl ant
If it floats = buoyant

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

Did you hear Ant Man will be in Captain America 3?

I hear it will be a small role

What do you call a five-legged ant?

A pendant....

Why did the girl ant drown?

Because she was not buoyant.

What species of ant is most hesitant?

The reluct ant.

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water.

If it sinks, it's a girl ant.

If it floats, it's buoyant

What's tinier than a teeny weenie ant?

An ant's teeny weenie.

How can you tell a female ant from a male ant?

If you put the ant in a glass of water and it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.

Told my nephew the story of the grasshopper and the ant. The ant saved up for winter while the grasshopper didn't. I asked my nephew at the end of the story Me:What is the moral of the story?

Nephew: You should never live in a Fall's sense of security

An ant called me fat and stupid!

I'm not that hurt though. I know it was just a microagression.

A fruit, an insect, and a Chinese surname walk into a bar.

Well, a pear, ant, lee.

How do you tell the difference between a female and male ant?

A girl ant sinks in water.

A buoyant floats.

What do heart burn chewables and formic acid have in common?

They're both ant acids.

I met a British dude who insisted that he was a famous singer.

I said that I didn't believe him, but he was Adam Ant.

Why are all the ant larvae confused?

Because all their uncles are ants!

I've just started the Adam Ant diet.

Don't chew ever, don't chew ever.

What do you call a deer who ran away with her ant lover?

An Antelope.

The Ant, and Spider,were hanging at the millipede's house...

They ran out of Booze. So being a good host, the Millipede volunteered to get more at the store.

Waited for 2 hours and the millipede was nowhere to be found.

They opened the front door and saw the Millipede was still putting on his shoes ..

If an ant smells bad, what is it called?

De-Oder-Ant

An indoor ant meets an outdoor ant

He says "In the house I was at, there was a very skilled guy; He could throw a coin at a hairdryer and it would turn on. That really blew me away!"

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