Ant And Elephant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ant And Elephant jokes. Read ant and elephant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ant and elephant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical & Quirky Ant And Elephant Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

A joke originally told in Arabic

The doctor asks him what is that dreaming problem.

"Every night I go to sleep," the man says. "I dream of a soccer match between a team of elephants and a team of ants"

"Ok, take this medicine," the doctor says. "It will fix the problem."

The man refuses though and says:

"Can I take it tomorrow though? Today is the finals"

If it's not about elephants, it's irrelephant. But what if it's about ants?

Pertinant.

A joke from Pakistan: What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

"I'm going to be the mother of your children."

I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What's winning attitude?

3 ants saw an elephant coming.

Ant1: We will kill him

Ant2: We will break his legs

Ant3: Forgive him guys, he's alone and we're three

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the ant and elephant puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working ant and elephant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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