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Ant And Elephant Jokes

7 ant and elephant jokes and hilarious ant and elephant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ant and elephant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Comical & Quirky Ant And Elephant Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What is a good ant and elephant joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A joke originally told in Arabic

The doctor asks him what is that dreaming problem.
"Every night I go to sleep," the man says. "I dream of a soccer match between a team of elephants and a team of ants"
"Ok, take this medicine," the doctor says. "It will fix the problem."
The man refuses though and says:
"Can I take it tomorrow though? Today is the finals"

A joke from Pakistan: What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

"I'm going to be the mother of your children."
I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

If it's not about elephants, it's irrelephant. But what if it's about ants?

Pertinant.

What's winning attitude?

3 ants saw an elephant coming.
Ant1: We will kill him
Ant2: We will break his legs
Ant3: Forgive him guys, he's alone and we're three

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Once an elephant and an ant walks into a bar.

And the ant got crushed under the elephant's feet.

What the definition of determination?

A ant crawling up an elephant's leg with r**... on his mind.....


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