Comical & Quirky Ant And Elephant Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
A joke originally told in Arabic
The doctor asks him what is that dreaming problem.
"Every night I go to sleep," the man says. "I dream of a soccer match between a team of elephants and a team of ants"
"Ok, take this medicine," the doctor says. "It will fix the problem."
The man refuses though and says:
"Can I take it tomorrow though? Today is the finals"
If it's not about elephants, it's irrelephant. But what if it's about ants?
Pertinant.
A joke from Pakistan: What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?
"I'm going to be the mother of your children."
I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
What's winning attitude?
3 ants saw an elephant coming.
Ant1: We will kill him
Ant2: We will break his legs
Ant3: Forgive him guys, he's alone and we're three
Which ant is the biggest?
Elephant
