Following is our collection of funny Ant And Elephant jokes. There are some ant and elephant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ant and elephant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
The doctor asks him what is that dreaming problem.
"Every night I go to sleep," the man says. "I dream of a soccer match between a team of elephants and a team of ants"
"Ok, take this medicine," the doctor says. "It will fix the problem."
The man refuses though and says:
"Can I take it tomorrow though? Today is the finals"
Pertinant.
"I'm going to be the mother of your children."
I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
3 ants saw an elephant coming.
Ant1: We will kill him
Ant2: We will break his legs
Ant3: Forgive him guys, he's alone and we're three
Elephant
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ant and elephant jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working ant and elephant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.