The Best 2 Answeri Jokes

Following is our collection of Answeri jokes which are very funny. There are some answeri attractive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these answeri phone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Answeri Jokes and Puns

The Answering Machine

Hi, this is Eric.

If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.

If you are my parents, please send money.

If you are a telemarketer, I have no money.

If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.

If you are my friends, you owe me money.

If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

What does answering a colorful telephone sound like?

Green green.. yellow?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the answeri friends jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working answeri worry piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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