The Best 16 Answer To Riddles And Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Answer To Riddles And jokes. There are some answer to riddles and jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these answer to riddles and puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Answer To Riddles And Jokes and Puns

5 year old cousin with this one: Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know

Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house?

Me: The red guy

Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house?

Me: The blue guy

Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house?

Me: The yellow guy

Her: Who lives in the white house?

[Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out:]

The black guy!!

A riddle for the day

A riddle for the day

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )

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The answer is: "A Last Name."

Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!

True Story: I found a note on my doorstep today.

Opening it, I was excited to see a riddle!

It read:
"What dog has legs
But cannot run.
A tail,
It cannot wag,
A mouth,
But cannot bark,
A nose,
But cannot smell?"

I love riddles. Before reading the answer, I sat down with my wife and we spent a while pondering the possible answers.

Eventually, curiosity overcame us. We turned over the note to see the answer.

It read:
"Your dog.
I'm really sorry.
I ran it over."

I hate riddles.

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

You're hungry. In the fridge there is a bag of bread, jar of jam, a can of tuna, and some milk. To answer the riddle, what do you open first?

This thread!


Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

NSFW I'm not saying she's got a big coochie but...

....half way in an old man with a grey beard would not let me continue on until I answered three riddles.

Riddle me this

Which does not belong:

* Nipple clamps
* Soy
* Vibrator

Answer:
The nipple clamps, the other two are meat substitutes.

A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by...

A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by. The sphinx said to the man "you may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"

The man thought for a moment and answered "imagination".

"Wrong", said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom".

A riddle for today

A riddle for today

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it?

[The answer is: "A Last Name."
Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!] (/spoiler)

Lame Riddle

Use these four words in a sentence:

defeat, deduct, defense, detail

answer in comments

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State without an A joke

Question: State without the letter ‘A’.

Answer: Stte

Riddle me this

What animal is the best example of a split personality?
Answer: an amoeba

Scribe is to Scribble as Ride is to...?

"Riddle?"
"Yes, do you know the answer?"

What kind of riddle has no answer?

Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.

The riddle can only have the wrong answer.

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