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School is my answer
I would say that they both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs, but I shouldn't compare apples to oranges.
They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs.
The daughter asks, "Mom, why do people think we blondes are stupid?"
Her mother replies, "I'll show you", and taps hard on the kitchen counter.
Somewhat confused, the blonde daughter says, "Someone's at the door!".
The blonde mother laughs. "This is why people think we're stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door."
I can never get a straight answer.
Unfortunately, the correct answer is Frankfort.
He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.
I never get a straight answer.
Apparently "in HD" wasn't the right answer
"Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.
He asks him: "What's wrong son, what happened?"
"The teacher asked the class what the tallest building in New York is, and I got the answer wrong."
"Why, what did you answer?"
"The Empire State Building."
"Don't worry son, daddy will take care of it."
Now we wait.
Einstein said to Mr. Bean: "I'll ask you a question.If you can't answer correctly, you'll give me one dollar. Then you ask me a question. If I can't answer correctly, I'll give you 1000 dollars.
Einstein: asks a question.
Mr. Bean after a little while: gives Einstein one dollar.
Einstein says: Okay, it's your turn.
Mr. Bean asks: What's an animal that has four legs, but when it's crossing a street, it has three legs and when it's on the other side of the street, it has only two?
Einstein: Thinks hard for a while.
Einstein says: I give up. *Gives 1000 dollars to Mr. Bean*
Einstein asks: What is it?
Mr. Bean: gives a dollar to Einstein.
The farmer didn't answer. The guy waited a bit and then started walking again. After the man had gone about a hundred yards, the farmer yelled out "About 20 minutes.
Thank you. But why didn't you tell me that when I asked you?"
Didn't know how fast you could walk".
The answer is the chicken.
Apparently move diagonally wasn't the answer they were looking for.
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. Sally, the class genius, raises her hand and says, "Last year I got the mumps, and my mom said it was contagious."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Would anyone else like to try?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and stands to give his answer.
"Our mean next door neighbor was painting her house by hand, and my dad said it would take the contagious.
Over there next to mine, was not the answer I was expecting.
Apparently "No, but I've seen what it can do to buildings," is the wrong answer.
Apparently the answer is Chicken.
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
Because I do
The category was "Describe your sex life with a Spongebob quote"
and apparently "ARE YOU READY KIDS?" was not the right answer.
Apparently "Your sister was already taken" was not the right answer.
Apparently, "I do." is not the correct answer.
In Hd was not the correct answer.
Do I really have to answer that? Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel?
"In your daughter" is the wrong answer
Annoyed at the lack of detail, the officer
barked, "Yes, what?" Instantly the machine
replied, "Yes, sir!"
Apparently through high voltage nipple clamps wasn't the answer they were expecting.
...the interviewer slid his laptop across the table and said "sell this to me."
I closed the screen, unplugged it, and left.
I ignored his calls for about three hours. When I did answer, he said "Where is my laptop?!"
"You wanna buy it?"
Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to tell you they are vegans.
.......
Well apparently the correct answer is three. The extra one is needed to post whiny replies when they all get triggered by this joke.
Dunno. Seven's not the answer though, my basement is still dark
He says "I'm Jesus Christ." The priest shakes his head. "No son, you're not." The drunk goes up to the second priest. "I'm Jesus Christ."
The second priest gives the same answer.
The drunk glares at them for a second. "Look I can prove it. Follow me." He leads them to a bar and walks inside. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Jesus Christ, you're here again?!"
The answer is no.
Apparently, "black guys" isn't the answer to the question "What is found in cells."
Apparently, in Full HD was not the right answer
I need a quick answer to this question
A guy came in the store and asked me what was the best thing for finding your ancestors.
Probably a shovel was not the right answer.
A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So of course the man said - "Was I right? Is the earth actually flat?" and God chuckled and said "Of course not".
The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring "...this goes even higher than I thought..."
But it's worth a shot
Which sister? is not the correct answer.
But he didn't give me a straight answer.
Apparently "No it's just you" wasn't the right answer.
Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer.
Time to update my display to 4K.
Apparently black people was not the answer.
But I never got a straight answer
Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
...but it's worth a shot.
The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.
Terrible father, great rapist
He just kept telling me it's private.
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Just couldn't get a straight answer.
We were driving to New York at the time, and about halfway up the east coast she told me I was like a brother to her. She was surprised when I proceeded to turn the car around and drive the other way without even acting phased. She asked "where are we going now?" My only answer was "Alabama."
Ahmed Al Sheriah ............................."Here."
Mustafa Al Sheriah ............................"Here."
Fatima El Bindihiri ............................."Here."
Ali Acmah Shabeeb ............................."Here."
Ali Sun Al En ..........................No answer.
Ali Sun Al En?
A little girl at the back stands up and yells .... "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for Christ's sake!"
Turns out "Yes I do" was not the right answer.
Apparently 'In HD' wasn't the right answer.
...I guess "highest number of robberies in an hour" wasn't the answer he was looking for.
Dave's wife said to him, "If our kids are old enough to ask a question about sex, then they are old enough to be told a truthful answer."
Just then his son came home from school and asked him what a blow job was.
"Son," said Dave, "I can't remember."
Apparently, "What do you need?" wasn't the right answer.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.