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Short anorexic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anorexic humour may include short anorexia jokes also.

  1. OC, What do you call an anorexic lesbian? A skeleton in the closet.
    Sincere apologies to everyone I've just horribly offended!
  2. My Girlfriend is anorexic. It's not going so well... I am seeing less and less of her everyday.
  3. What's the difference between an anorexic and a shooting star? One's all skin and bones, and the other's a little meteor
  4. I was talking to the anorexic cannibal.. I told him self-indulgence isn't the answer and he needs to face his problems.
    He threw up his arms and walked away.
  5. Did you hear the story about the anorexic woman who joined a convent? Man, the chances of that are slim to nun.
  6. I've been with a girl for a while She's this really cute anorexic girl, but lately I've started seeing less and less of her.
  7. I was looking for a new psychic when I noticed they were either obese or anorexic. Is it that hard to find a healthy medium?
  8. I went on a date with an anorexic girl She said, 'I don't want anything serious right now, I've got a lot on my plate'
    I said, 'I doubt it'
  9. My anorexic friends try to convince me they have a very serious disease... But their arguments don't seem to carry much weight.
  10. So I've been dating this anorexic girl... ...but lately I've been seeing less and less of her.

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Anorexic One Liners

Which anorexic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anorexic? I can suggest the ones about bulimic and eating disorder.

  1. Did you hear about the Anorexic Jedi? She had to be force fed.
  2. My doctor told me I am anorexic Now I have that to deal with on top of being fat
  3. I dated a couple of anorexic girls once. Two birds, one stone.
  4. What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder w/cheese.
  5. What do a group of psychiatric patients and an anorexic have in common? Mass hysteria
  6. What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common? They both lose pounds really fast.
  7. I'm going out with two anorexic girls, Two birds, one stone
  8. I have an anorexic girlfriend. She's great, but I'm starting to see less and less of her.
  9. What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy? Slim to nun.
  10. How do you get an anorexic chick in bed? Well, it ain't a piece of cake.
  11. What's an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.
  12. What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig? A skinny pig.
  13. I went to a dinner party for anorexics. There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet.
  14. Life is like a box of chocolates You're not going to enjoy it if you're anorexic
  15. What do you call a 300 pound Green Bay Packer fan? Anorexic

Anorexic joke, What do you call a 300 pound Green Bay Packer fan?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about anorexic can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of anorexic puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Happy Anorexic Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about anorexic you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean starving jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make anorexic prank.

I saw an anorexic g**... the other day...

He was nothing but skin and b**....

How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't s**...

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

I'm dating anorexic twins.

Two birds, one stone

I live next door to a family of Anorexic Agoraphobics

I bet they have some skeletons in the closet.

What does an anorexic alcoholic have for lunch?

Three Olives

What's the worst thing to say to an anorexic person?

You are what you eat

What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas?

...because he was a moo-slim.

I used to have an anorexic girlfriend...

...but we broke up and now I'm seeing less and less of her

My friend is an anorexic atheist.

He thin.

I'm worried about my relationship with my anorexic girlfriend...

...I'm seeing less and less of her each day.

I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me...

Every day I'm seeing less and less of her.
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Currently I'm dating a anorexic chick.

but lately I've been seeing less and less of her.

A guy tries to pick up chix at a anorexic and skin condition support group. He's disappointed...

It was slim pickins.

What did one anorexic say to the other?

You going to eat that? Me neither.

I pulled two anorexic girls in the pub last night.

Two birds, one stone.

I slept with a pair of anorexic chicks from the U.K. once.

Two birds, one stone.

I gave my Anorexic girlfriend a kite today...

She was blown away.

A nutritionist tells an anorexic patient, "You are what you eat."

The anorexic person yells back, "So you're saying that I'm nothing?!"

had a t**... with two anorexic girls last night...

... Two birds one stone

My girlfriend is blonde and anorexic.

I've stuck with her through thick and thin.

What does a recovering chronic masturbator and an anorexic have in common?

They're both allowed only one nut a day.

Got a new girlfriend, turns out she's anorexic,

lately I've been seeing less and less of her.

How do you call a thin T-Rex?

Ano-Rex...

I've had this anorexic girlfriend for a while

Actually I've been seeing less and less of her.

I just got robbed by an anorexic person

It was a stick up

I live next door to a family of anorexic agoraphobics...

I bet you they have a few skeletons in the cupboard.

Anorexic joke, What's the difference between an anorexic and a shooting star?

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