Happy Anorexic Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
My Girlfriend is anorexic. It's not going so well...
I am seeing less and less of her everyday.
I saw an anorexic g**... the other day...
He was nothing but skin and b**....
I'm going out with two anorexic girls,
Two birds, one stone
So I've been dating this anorexic girl...
...but lately I've been seeing less and less of her.
How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?
A tahini bit.
OC, What do you call an anorexic lesbian?
A skeleton in the closet.
Sincere apologies to everyone I've just horribly offended!
I have an anorexic girlfriend.
She's great, but I'm starting to see less and less of her.
Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?
She won't s**...
What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?
Slim to nun.
What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?
They both gotta go fast.
Why can't anorexics be jihadis?
It would make them look fatwa.
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What does my anorexic girlfriend have in common with my secure Dropbox?
They both have 0 bytes in 'Public'.
I've been with a girl for a while
She's this really cute anorexic girl, but lately I've started seeing less and less of her.
Did you hear the story about the anorexic woman who joined a convent?
Man, the chances of that are slim to nun.
I'm dating anorexic twins.
Two birds, one stone
I live next door to a family of Anorexic Agoraphobics
I bet they have some skeletons in the closet.
What does an anorexic alcoholic have for lunch?
Three Olives
What's the worst thing to say to an anorexic person?
You are what you eat
What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig?
A skinny pig.
What do you call an egotistical anorexic?
A selfie stick.
Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas?
...because he was a moo-slim.
My doctor told me I am anorexic
Now I have that to deal with on top of being fat
What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?
They both lose pounds really fast.
I used to have an anorexic girlfriend...
...but we broke up and now I'm seeing less and less of her
Did you hear about the Anorexic Jedi?
She had to be force fed.
I was talking to the anorexic cannibal..
I told him self-indulgence isn't the answer and he needs to face his problems.
He threw up his arms and walked away.
How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?
Well, it ain't a piece of cake.
My friend is an anorexic atheist.
He thin.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Flatbread
I'm worried about my relationship with my anorexic girlfriend...
...I'm seeing less and less of her each day.
I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me...
Every day I'm seeing less and less of her.
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^^~not ^^my ^^joke
Currently I'm dating a anorexic chick.
but lately I've been seeing less and less of her.
A guy tries to pick up chix at a anorexic and skin condition support group. He's disappointed...
It was slim pickins.
What did one anorexic say to the other?
You going to eat that? Me neither.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder w/cheese.
I pulled two anorexic girls in the pub last night.
Two birds, one stone.
I dated a couple of anorexic girls once.
Two birds, one stone.
I slept with a pair of anorexic chicks from the U.K. once.
Two birds, one stone.
I gave my Anorexic girlfriend a kite today...
She was blown away.
What do you call an anorexic with buck teeth?
A rake
My anorexic friends try to convince me they have a very serious disease...
But their arguments don't seem to carry much weight.
What do a group of psychiatric patients and an anorexic have in common?
Mass hysteria
What do you call an anorexic on a drinking binge?
A slender bender
Invited my anorexic friend to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
She had the ribs.
I was looking for a new psychic when I noticed they were either obese or anorexic.
Is it that hard to find a healthy medium?
A nutritionist tells an anorexic patient, "You are what you eat."
The anorexic person yells back, "So you're saying that I'm nothing?!"
had a t**... with two anorexic girls last night...
... Two birds one stone
So I started dating this girl.
It's been a thriving relationship so far but I've been seeing less and less of her lately. I guess that's what happens when you date an anorexic chick.
My girlfriend is blonde and anorexic.
I've stuck with her through thick and thin.
What does a recovering chronic masturbator and an anorexic have in common?
They're both allowed only one nut a day.
Got a new girlfriend, turns out she's anorexic,
lately I've been seeing less and less of her.
What do you call a 300 pound Green Bay Packer fan?
Anorexic
Life is like a box of chocolates
You're not going to enjoy it if you're anorexic
I've had this anorexic girlfriend for a while
Actually I've been seeing less and less of her.
I just got robbed by an anorexic person
It was a stick up
I went on a date with an anorexic girl
She said, 'I don't want anything serious right now, I've got a lot on my plate'
I said, 'I doubt it'
I live next door to a family of anorexic agoraphobics...
I bet you they have a few skeletons in the cupboard.
What's an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What's the difference between an anorexic and a shooting star?
One's all skin and bones, and the other's a little meteor
