Anorexic Jokes
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Funniest Anorexic Short Jokes
Short anorexic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anorexic humour may include short anorexia jokes also.
- What's the difference between an anorexic and a shooting star? One's all skin and bones, and the other's a little meteor
- I was talking to the anorexic cannibal.. I told him self-indulgence isn't the answer and he needs to face his problems.
He threw up his arms and walked away. - Did you hear the story about the anorexic woman who joined a convent? Man, the chances of that are slim to nun.
- I was looking for a new psychic when I noticed they were either obese or anorexic. Is it that hard to find a healthy medium?
- I went on a date with an anorexic girl She said, 'I don't want anything serious right now, I've got a lot on my plate'
I said, 'I doubt it' - My anorexic friends try to convince me they have a very serious disease... But their arguments don't seem to carry much weight.
- What do an anorexic person and Sonic the hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast.
- What does a recovering chronic masturbator and an anorexic have in common? They're both allowed only one nut a day.
- My girlfriend is blonde and anorexic. I've stuck with her through thick and thin.
- What's the worst thing to say to an anorexic person? You are what you eat
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Anorexic One Liners
Which anorexic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anorexic? I can suggest the ones about bulimic and eating disorder.
- Did you hear about the Anorexic Jedi? She had to be force fed.
- My doctor told me I am anorexic Now I have that to deal with on top of being fat
- I dated a couple of anorexic girls once. Two birds, one stone.
- What do a group of psychiatric patients and an anorexic have in common? Mass hysteria
- What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common? They both lose pounds really fast.
- I have an anorexic girlfriend. She's great, but I'm starting to see less and less of her.
- What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy? Slim to nun.
- What's an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.
- What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig? A skinny pig.
- I went to a dinner party for anorexics. There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet.
- How much hummus did the anorexic girl order? A tahini bit.
- Life is like a box of chocolates You're not going to enjoy it if you're anorexic
- I gave my Anorexic girlfriend a kite today... She was blown away.
- How do you call a thin T-Rex? Ano-Rex...
- I'm dating anorexic twins. Two birds, one stone
Happy Anorexic Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about anorexic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean skinny jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anorexic pranks.
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I saw an anorexic g**... the other day...
He was nothing but skin and b**....
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OC, What do you call an anorexic lesbian?
A skeleton in the closet.
Sincere apologies to everyone I've just horribly offended!
What do you call an anorexic with a....
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
[Answer] (#s "a quarterpounder with cheese")
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Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?
She won't s**...
What does my anorexic girlfriend have in common with my secure Dropbox?
They both have 0 bytes in 'Public'.
What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?
The Empty Plate...
What does an anorexic alcoholic have for lunch?
Three Olives
What do you call an egotistical anorexic?
A selfie stick.
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Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas?
...because he was a moo-slim.
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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?
Well, it ain't a piece of cake.
My friend is an anorexic atheist.
He thin.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Flatbread
I'm worried about my relationship with my anorexic girlfriend...
...I'm seeing less and less of her each day.
I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me...
Every day I'm seeing less and less of her.
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What is an anorexic's favorite food?
Ethiopian food
A guy tries to pick up chix at a anorexic and skin condition support group. He's disappointed...
It was slim pickins.
What did one anorexic say to the other?
You going to eat that? Me neither.
What does an anorexic accountant not have?
Assets.
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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder w/cheese.
I pulled two anorexic girls in the pub last night.
Two birds, one stone.
I slept with a pair of anorexic chicks from the U.K. once.
Two birds, one stone.
What do you call an anorexic with buck teeth?
A rake
What is a similarity between an anorexic and a vacuum cleaner?
They only eat once a month.
What do you call an anorexic on a drinking binge?
A slender bender
Invited my anorexic friend to an all-you-can-eat buffet.
She had the ribs.
A nutritionist tells an anorexic patient, "You are what you eat."
The anorexic person yells back, "So you're saying that I'm nothing?!"
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"I beat anorexia!"
Said the s**... note of a dead anorexic kid with slashed wrists.
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had a t**... with two anorexic girls last night...
... Two birds one stone
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What do you call a 300 pound Green Bay Packer fan?
Anorexic
I just got robbed by an anorexic person
It was a stick up
