Anorexic Jokes

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The Best jokes about Anorexic

Did you hear about the Anorexic Jedi?

She had to be force fed.

My doctor told me I am anorexic

Now I have that to deal with on top of being fat

I dated a couple of anorexic girls once.

Two birds, one stone.

OC, What do you call an anorexic lesbian?

A skeleton in the closet.

Sincere apologies to everyone I've just horribly offended!

My Girlfriend is anorexic. It's not going so well...

I am seeing less and less of her everyday.


What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder w/cheese.

I was talking to the anorexic cannibal..

I told him self-indulgence isn't the answer and he needs to face his problems.

He threw up his arms and walked away.

Did you hear the story about the anorexic woman who joined a convent?

Man, the chances of that are slim to nun.

I've been with a girl for a while

She's this really cute anorexic girl, but lately I've started seeing less and less of her.

What do a group of psychiatric patients and an anorexic have in common?

Mass hysteria

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.


I have an anorexic girlfriend.

She's great, but I'm starting to see less and less of her.

I was looking for a new psychic when I noticed they were either obese or anorexic.

Is it that hard to find a healthy medium?

I'm going out with two anorexic girls,

Two birds, one stone

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

My anorexic friends try to convince me they have a very serious disease...

But their arguments don't seem to carry much weight.

I saw an anorexic gigolo the other day...

He was nothing but skin and boners.

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

So I've been dating this anorexic girl...

...but lately I've been seeing less and less of her.


Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas?

...because he was a moo-slim.

Life is like a box of chocolates

You're not going to enjoy it if you're anorexic

What do you call a 300 pound Green Bay Packer fan?

Anorexic

What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig?

A skinny pig.

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

I gave my Anorexic girlfriend a kite today...

She was blown away.

What does a recovering chronic masturbator and an anorexic have in common?

They're both allowed only one nut a day.

My girlfriend is blonde and anorexic.

I've stuck with her through thick and thin.

Got a new girlfriend, turns out she's anorexic,

lately I've been seeing less and less of her.

I'm dating anorexic twins.

Two birds, one stone

How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.

What does an anorexic alcoholic have for lunch?

Three Olives

I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me...

Every day I'm seeing less and less of her.

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had a threesome with two anorexic girls last night...

... Two birds one stone

What's the worst thing to say to an anorexic person?

You are what you eat

What did one anorexic say to the other?

You going to eat that? Me neither.

Currently I'm dating a anorexic chick.

but lately I've been seeing less and less of her.

A nutritionist tells an anorexic patient, "You are what you eat."

The anorexic person yells back, "So you're saying that I'm nothing?!"

I'm worried about my relationship with my anorexic girlfriend...

...I'm seeing less and less of her each day.

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

I slept with a pair of anorexic chicks from the U.K. once.

Two birds, one stone.

I live next door to a family of Anorexic Agoraphobics

I bet they have some skeletons in the closet.

My friend is an anorexic atheist.

He thin.

I pulled two anorexic girls in the pub last night.

Two birds, one stone.

I used to have an anorexic girlfriend...

...but we broke up and now I'm seeing less and less of her

A guy tries to pick up chix at a anorexic and skin condition support group. He's disappointed...

It was slim pickins.

What does my anorexic girlfriend have in common with my secure Dropbox?

They both have 0 bytes in 'Public'.

Invited my anorexic friend to an all-you-can-eat buffet.

She had the ribs.

What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

What do you call an anorexic with buck teeth?

A rake

What do you call an anorexic on a drinking binge?

A slender bender

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Flatbread

"I beat anorexia!"[OC]

Said the suicide note of a dead anorexic kid with slashed wrists.

What do you call an anorexic with a....

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
[Answer] (#s "a quarterpounder with cheese")

So I started dating this girl.

It's been a thriving relationship so far but I've been seeing less and less of her lately. I guess that's what happens when you date an anorexic chick.

I have been seeing less and less of my girlfriend lately....

Of course, she IS anorexic.

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