Anorexia Jokes

Following is our collection of bulimic humor and mutation one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anorexia puns for adults, dirty anorexic jokes or clean addiction gags for kids.

There is an abundance of abnormalities jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 16 funniest jokes on anorexia. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any alcoholism witze you can hear about anorexia.

The Best jokes about Anorexia

I can't believe no one has managed to come up with a cure for anorexia yet...

I thought it'd be a piece of cake...

About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia

Ever since then, I've been seeing less and less of her.

I just watched a documentary about anorexia.

The research was a little thin.

My doctor told me I suffer from Anorexia...

... like it's not enough that I'm fat.

I had to specify an IT system for the local anorexia clinic.

I recommended a thin client architecture.

I beat Anorexia today

People keep coming up with weirder names for their children.

I watched a documentary about the victims of anorexia.

Maybe I would have taken them more seriously if the camera didn't add 10 pounds.

What's the Difference Between an American Anorexia Patient and a British Anorexia Patient?

One develops an illness, starts losing pounds, and seeks treatment; the other develops an illness, seeks treatment, and starts losing pounds.

I am not fat

I'm just making a very successful recovery from anorexia.

Quick tip: How to deal with problems. Just eat them. You will be satisfied and the problems are gone. Except in case of anorexia,...

...they will just come out of you.

My wife hates it when I make jokes about anorexia.

I guess her skin is also too thin.


For as long as I can remember, I've had an eating disorder: reverse anorexia. It's when I look in the mirror and think I'm really skinny.

Do you think people with anorexia are still making "I haven't eaten since last year" jokes?

My GF is in the hospital for anorexia. There is a chance she might not recover and she doesnt care because she thinks she looks perfect.

What a waist.

Have you guys seen that new show called Anorexia?

I can't stop binging it.

What do you call a person with Schizophrenia, kleptomania, bi-polar disorder and anorexia?

Mixed Nuts

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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