The Best 20 Anorexia Jokes

Following is our collection of Anorexia jokes which are very funny. There are some anorexia mutation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anorexia addiction puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Anorexia Jokes and Puns

I can't believe no one has managed to come up with a cure for anorexia yet...

I thought it'd be a piece of cake...

About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia

Ever since then, I've been seeing less and less of her.

I think I discovered a really simple cure for anorexia.

It's a piece of cake.

I just watched a documentary about anorexia.

The research was a little thin.

My doctor told me I suffer from Anorexia...

... like it's not enough that I'm fat.


I had to specify an IT system for the local anorexia clinic.

I recommended a thin client architecture.

I beat Anorexia today

People keep coming up with weirder names for their children.

I watched a documentary about the victims of anorexia.

Maybe I would have taken them more seriously if the camera didn't add 10 pounds.

What's the Difference Between an American Anorexia Patient and a British Anorexia Patient?

One develops an illness, starts losing pounds, and seeks treatment; the other develops an illness, seeks treatment, and starts losing pounds.

I am not fat

I'm just making a very successful recovery from anorexia.

Quick tip: How to deal with problems. Just eat them. You will be satisfied and the problems are gone. Except in case of anorexia,...

...they will just come out of you.

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My wife hates it when I make jokes about anorexia.

I guess her skin is also too thin.

LISA GOPMAN: EATING DISORDER

For as long as I can remember, I've had an eating disorder: reverse anorexia. It's when I look in the mirror and think I'm really skinny.

Do you think people with anorexia are still making "I haven't eaten since last year" jokes?

My GF is in the hospital for anorexia. There is a chance she might not recover and she doesnt care because she thinks she looks perfect.

What a waist.

Have you guys seen that new show called Anorexia?

I can't stop binging it.

Did you hear the catch phrase of the anorexia awareness group sponsored by snickers?

"You're not you when you're full"

I think I might be suffering from anorexia. Every time I look in the mirror I just see a fat guy.

What do you say to a family who has just experienced death of a family member due to anorexia?

Sorry for the loss.


What do you call a person with Schizophrenia, kleptomania, bi-polar disorder and anorexia?

Mixed Nuts

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