Anorexia Jokes

27 anorexia jokes and hilarious anorexia puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about anorexia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Anorexia Short Jokes

Short anorexia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anorexia humour may include short anorexic jokes also.

  1. I can't believe no one has managed to come up with a cure for anorexia yet... I thought it'd be a piece of cake...
  2. About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia Ever since then, I've been seeing less and less of her.
  3. I had to specify an IT system for the local anorexia clinic. I recommended a thin client architecture.
  4. I watched a documentary about the victims of anorexia. Maybe I would have taken them more seriously if the camera didn't add 10 pounds.
  5. Quick tip: How to deal with problems. Just eat them. You will be satisfied and the problems are gone. Except in case of anorexia,... ...they will just come out of you.
  6. Did you hear the catch phrase of the anorexia awareness group sponsored by snickers? "You're not you when you're full"
  7. LISA GOPMAN: EATING DISORDER For as long as I can remember, I've had an eating disorder: reverse anorexia. It's when I look in the mirror and think I'm really skinny.
  8. Do you think people with anorexia are still making "I haven't eaten since last year" jokes?
  9. My GF is in the hospital for anorexia. There is a chance she might not recover and she doesnt care because she thinks she looks perfect. What a waist.
  10. I think I might be suffering from anorexia. Every time I look in the mirror I just see a fat guy.

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Anorexia One Liners

Which anorexia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anorexia? I can suggest the ones about bulimia and eating disorder.

  1. I think I discovered a really simple cure for anorexia. It's a piece of cake.
  2. I just watched a documentary about anorexia. The research was a little thin.
  3. My doctor told me I suffer from Anorexia... ... like it's not enough that I'm fat.
  4. What do you call a fish with anorexia? A fishstick.
  5. I beat Anorexia today People keep coming up with weirder names for their children.
  6. I am not fat I'm just making a very successful recovery from anorexia.
  7. My wife hates it when I make jokes about anorexia. I guess her skin is also too thin.
  8. Have you guys seen that new show called Anorexia? I can't stop binging it.
  9. Anorexia... is underated
  10. "I beat anorexia!"[OC] Said the s**... note of a dead anorexic kid with slashed wrists.
  11. I once met a r**... person who also had anorexia You know, just another starving autist

Anorexia joke, I once met a r**... person who also had anorexia

Giggle-Inducing Anorexia Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about anorexia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eating disorders jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anorexia pranks.

What's the Difference Between an American Anorexia Patient and a British Anorexia Patient?

One develops an illness, starts losing pounds, and seeks treatment; the other develops an illness, seeks treatment, and starts losing pounds.

Anorexia joke, Do you think people with anorexia are still making "I haven't eaten since last year" jokes?