The Best 62 Anonymous Jokes

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Funny Anonymous Jokes and Puns

Why do people who like bondage shy away from anonymous one-night stands?

There's no strings attached.

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

If you're thinking about joining Hypochondriacs Anonymous remember...

The first step is admitting you don't have a problem.

I just arrived at my "Premature Ejaculators Anonymous" when I noticed...

... no else was there. I came too early, again.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.


alcoholic alzheimer's anonymous.

No one knows who they are, or what they're drinking.

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

I called Masturbators Anonymous to let them know I wouldn't be at the meeting...

...because I'm just not feeling myself today.

Some guys in my town have set up a group called Procrastinators Anonymous.

We'll get around to having a meeting sometime.

I went to Premature Ejaculators Anonymous but nobody was there.

I guess I came too soon.

I skipped my meeting of "Erectile Dysfunction Anonymous"

No one else came either.

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I just joined a support group.

Hokey Pokey Anonymous

With their help, I turned myself around.

My favorite quote.

"Deep down, every human being just wants to be remembered." – *anonymous*

So I heard that the hackers "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda...

Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!

Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous

I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and I have to say i'm really disappointed.

Well... Well... Well...

Welcome to stutterers anonymous

So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS

... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists

"Hello, is this anonymous NSA hotline?"

"Yes, David, how can we help you?"

I would go to alcoholics anonymous

But everyone already knows


"Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip."

Me: Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip.

Dispatcher: Go ahead.

Me: Flossing daily reduces your risk of tooth decay.

I can finally scratch "murdering an anonymous vagrant" off my bucket list.

I didn't do it, it just doesn't seem all that appealing anymore I guess.

Jesus returned to earth...

And stayed anonymous for a while, but eventually a priest discovered who he was. He was discreet, but insisted that he take a solid gold cross. Before he took it, he prayed to his father and said,

"Father, should I accept this gift?"

God replies, "The solid gold cross?"

"Yes."

"What would you do with a solid gold cross? You could hardly carry a wooden one!"

Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous

I see a lot of new faces here this week, and I just want you to know I'm disappointed.

"Hello, is this the anonymous FBI tip line?"

"Yes, Dave."

Did you hear anonymous declared war on ISIS?

A: Kind of ironic that they're now being attacked by 72 virgins

"Hello everyone, welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous."

"I see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."

I'm happy to invite you to tomorrow's "Masturbaters Anonymous" meeting.

Please come alone

Thank you for calling the anonymous NSA hotline

What would you like to report, Peter?

Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous

I see a lot of new faces today.

What do you call an anonymous psychic?

A 4chan teller

...I'll see myself out

I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to shower, comb my hair & brush my teeth.

I think they may be trying to groom me.

So my wife and I need to go to Gamblers Anonymous because of our money problems

I bet her twenty bucks I could finish all the steps before her. What are my odds?

Plastic surgery anonymous

"Hello everyone, welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous, I see a lot of new faces here today and I have to say I'm really disappointed with you all..."

What's the best place to find anonymous tips?

A glory hole.

Finally made the call to Gamblers Anonymous

Bet them 3:1 they couldn't help me

A friend told me about Procrastination Anonymous

I said I'll go later

"Welcome to Cheapskates Anonymous, would anybody like to start?"

"I'd like to say that I'm not a cheapskate. I'm just here for the free coffee."

Welcome to Masturbators Anonymous.

I'm disappointed that you all came today.

I didn't know what to wear to my first Masturbaters Anonymous meeting the other day...

So I just came in my pants

Tried to go to my first premature ejaculators anonymous meeting today

Turns out its tomorrow.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous...

... I see a few new faces here and I have to admit, I'm disappointed.

Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous

I see some new faces with us today so I must say I'm disappointed.

At Hypochondriacs Anonymous....

The first step is admitting you don't have a problem.

Write a wise saying and your name will live on.

----Anonymous

I went to my plastic surgery addicts anonymous meeting today.

I saw a lot of new faces.

New study shows procrastination is as harmful to mental health as alcohol abuse

To combat this, I've decided to form Procrastinators anonymous, please consider joining it!

Dads Anonymous

Dad: Go on, it's safe here.
Me: Sometimes I don't cut the grass in a pattern
*One dad vomits, another stops grilling entirely*

Hello and welcome to Contradictions Anonymous.

What's your name?

I told my buddy we should go to a gambling anonymous meeting. He said 'Why? We don't have gambling problems!'

I replied, 'You wanna bet?'

I hosted an Erectile Dysfunction Anonymous meeting

Nobody came

Kleptomaniacs Anonymous

Yesterday, I attended a meeting for people suffering from kleptomania. When I walked in the room, a man greeted me and told me to take a seat, so I did. As I was leaving, he told me to put it back or he was gonna call the cops.

Welcome to Masturbation Addicts Anonymous!

I see everyone came today, which is disappointing.

What did the Cannibals Anonymous group say to Dave when he showed up an hour late to their weekly meeting?

Nothing. They just gave him the cold shoulder.

What is the hardest thing about being in Hypochondriacs Anonymous?

Admitting that you don't have a problem.

Flossy the lamb isn't a lamb anymore, but won't give up frolicking

We're going to have to send her to Gambollers Anonymous

So the Hacker group Anonymous just declared war on ISIS and Al-Queida

Quite ironic that terrorists will be killed by 72 virgins.

Told my Canadian friend my Alcoholics Anonymous teacher gave my homework an A

"You got an AA A, eh?"

Just got back from my very first Reposters Anonymous meeting

Talk about deja vu.

Did you hear about the undercover cop who uncovered a glory hole in a public toilet?

Turns out he received an anonymous tip.

Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be good enough at skating, biking, surfing, or running to be chosen to represent a brand like Nike, Red Bull, or Under Armour. Recently the pandemic has allowed me to double down on recreation and hone my craft, and I finally got a sponsor.

Thanks Alcoholics Anonymous!

Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Anonymous!

It's great to see so many new faces today!

Hypocondriacs Anonymous

Step 1. Admit you dont have a problem.

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