The Best 26 Anon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anon jokes. There are some anon childhoods jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anon anonymoose puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Anon Jokes and Puns

So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS

... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists

"Hello, is this anonymous NSA hotline?"

"Yes, David, how can we help you?"

Q anon conspiracy types must be absolutely fuming

they were promised a storm...

...and in the end all they got was a 'lil wayne.

I'm here all week.

what do you call a support group for people who talk too much?

On and on Anon

What do you call a support group for compulsive talkers?

On and on anon.


There's a new self-help group for people that talk too much

It's called on and on anon

"Hello, is this the anonymous FBI tip line?"

"Yes, Dave."

Anon joke, "Hello, is this the anonymous FBI tip line?"

Did you hear about the support group for people who talk too much?

It's On & On Anon.

My wife joined a support group for people who talk too much.

It's called
On Anon Anon Anon.

I hear there's a support group for overly talkative people...

It's called And On And On And On Anon

Zelensky recieves a call from an unknown number (a joke)

Anon: Sir, I have a clear shot at putin. How much will you pay me for successful elimination?

Zelensky: 1 million dollas for not killing putin.

The man shocked at the response, asks for a reason for this.

Zelensky: No way the next guy they put in is going to be this incompetent

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I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to shower, comb my hair & brush my teeth.

I think they may be trying to groom me.

There should be a 12 step program for people who talk too much...

On-and-on anon

My wife said I talked to much...

So I joined a support group, On-And-On Anon

Support Group for People Who Talk Too Much

It's called On and On Anon.

We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers.

It would be called On Anon Anon.

Anon joke, We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers.

Hello and welcome to Hypocrite's Anonymous.

What's your name?

I've started a group for compulsive talkers

It's call On and On Anon.

Anonymous philanthropist donates..

..59 human kidneys to local hospital!


What does anonymity smell like?

Nobody nose

Grandpa, why did you have so many kids?

"Hey anon, do you want to know why your grandmother and I had so many children?"
"Why's that, Grandpa?"
"No TV."

At Dad's Anonymous

Me: I'm u/IntrepidIlliad and I'm having problems with my dad joke addiction

Everyone: Hi, having problems with my dad joke addiction

I anonymously send my friends quotes from Voltaire, Kant and Rousseau...

... someday I'll Enlighten them

Anonymous doesn't hack Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can't use a computer.

Who's that anon guy he seems to be quite famous

My Philosophy Of Sex

Doesn't matter what hole you use, just get it in.

Anon Mess Age Sage

Anon joke, My Philosophy Of Sex

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