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So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS
... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists
"Hello, is this anonymous NSA hotline?"
"Yes, David, how can we help you?"
Q anon conspiracy types must be absolutely fuming
they were promised a storm...
...and in the end all they got was a 'lil wayne.
I'm here all week.
what do you call a support group for people who talk too much?
On and on Anon
What do you call a support group for compulsive talkers?
On and on anon.
There's a new self-help group for people that talk too much
It's called on and on anon
"Hello, is this the anonymous FBI tip line?"
"Yes, Dave."
Did you hear about the support group for people who talk too much?
It's On & On Anon.
My wife joined a support group for people who talk too much.
It's called
On Anon Anon Anon.
I hear there's a support group for overly talkative people...
It's called And On And On And On Anon
Zelensky recieves a call from an unknown number (a joke)
Anon: Sir, I have a clear shot at putin. How much will you pay me for successful elimination?
Zelensky: 1 million dollas for not killing putin.
The man shocked at the response, asks for a reason for this.
Zelensky: No way the next guy they put in is going to be this incompetent
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I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to shower, comb my hair & brush my teeth.
I think they may be trying to groom me.
There should be a 12 step program for people who talk too much...
On-and-on anon
My wife said I talked to much...
So I joined a support group, On-And-On Anon
Support Group for People Who Talk Too Much
It's called On and On Anon.
We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers.
It would be called On Anon Anon.
Hello and welcome to Hypocrite's Anonymous.
What's your name?
I've started a group for compulsive talkers
It's call On and On Anon.
Anonymous philanthropist donates..
..59 human kidneys to local hospital!
What does anonymity smell like?
Nobody nose
Grandpa, why did you have so many kids?
"Hey anon, do you want to know why your grandmother and I had so many children?"
"Why's that, Grandpa?"
"No TV."
At Dad's Anonymous
Me: I'm u/IntrepidIlliad and I'm having problems with my dad joke addiction
Everyone: Hi, having problems with my dad joke addiction
I anonymously send my friends quotes from Voltaire, Kant and Rousseau...
... someday I'll Enlighten them
Anonymous doesn't hack Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't use a computer.
Who's that anon guy he seems to be quite famous
My Philosophy Of Sex
Doesn't matter what hole you use, just get it in.
Anon Mess Age Sage
