Anon Jokes

31 anon jokes and hilarious anon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about anon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Anon Short Jokes

Short anon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anon humour may include short amen jokes also.

  1. Q anon conspiracy types must be absolutely fuming they were promised a storm...
    ...and in the end all they got was a 'lil wayne.
    I'm here all week.
  2. My wife joined a support group for people who talk too much. It's called
    On Anon Anon Anon.
  3. I hear there's a support group for overly talkative people... It's called And On And On And On Anon
  4. Grandpa, why did you have so many kids? "Hey anon, do you want to know why your grandmother and I had so many children?"
    "Why's that, Grandpa?"
    "No TV."
  5. CLICKBAIT TITLE (*bad pun goes here*)
    (*necessary edit acknowledging upvotes and more bad puns in comments*)
    (*necessary second edit for the anon's gold*)
  6. My Philosophy Of s**... Doesn't matter what hole you use, just get it in.
    Anon Mess Age Sage

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Anon One Liners

Which anon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anon? I can suggest the ones about neutral and noun.

  1. what do you call a support group for people who talk too much? On and on Anon
  2. What do you call a support group for compulsive talkers? On and on anon.
  3. There's a new 12 step program for people who can't stop talking. On-and-on-anon.
  4. There's a new self-help group for people that talk too much It's called on and on anon
  5. Did you hear about the support group for people who talk too much? It's On & On Anon.
  6. There should be a 12 step program for people who talk too much... On-and-on anon
  7. My wife said I talked to much... So I joined a support group, On-And-On Anon
  8. Support Group for People Who Talk Too Much It's called On and On Anon.
  9. We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. It would be called On Anon Anon.
  10. I've started a group for compulsive talkers It's call On and On Anon.
  11. Who's that anon guy he seems to be quite famous
  12. What is Anon's favorite coding language? Fortran
  13. What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much? On and on anon.

Anon joke, What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

Gather Around for Heartwarming Anon Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about anon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anon pranks.

So, Anonymous has declared war on ISIS

... ironic that 72 virgins are now attacking the terrorists

"Hello, is this anonymous NSA hotline?"

"Yes, David, how can we help you?"

"Hello, is this the anonymous FBI tip line?"

"Yes, Dave."

Zelensky recieves a call from an unknown number (a joke)

Anon: Sir, I have a clear shot at putin. How much will you pay me for successful elimination?
Zelensky: 1 million dollas for not killing putin.
The man shocked at the response, asks for a reason for this.
Zelensky: No way the next guy they put in is going to be this incompetent

I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to shower, comb my hair & brush my teeth.

I think they may be trying to groom me.

Hello and welcome to Hypocrite's Anonymous.

What's your name?

Anon joke, I've started a group for compulsive talkers