Annual Meeting Jokes

17 annual meeting jokes and hilarious annual meeting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about annual meeting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Annual Meeting Short Jokes

Short annual meeting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The annual meeting humour may include short board meetings jokes also.

  1. The first annual meeting of the camouflage club was disastrous. It looked like nobody showed up.
  2. "Welcome to the 41st Annual meeting of the Ohio Parasites Club" "I'm Andrew Smith, and I'll be your host for the day"
  3. I can't see... I really can't see why I accompanied my blind friend to the annual meeting of the blind
  4. Have you heard of the annual ginger meeting? It's petty unknown, last time not a single soul came.
  5. Campbell's Soup annual business meeting Current products are selling fine...See everyone next year.
  6. I went to a meeting to decide the title for a yearly book on hills and mountains. Annual: Summit
  7. My wife recently won the Annual Women's Golf Meet in our district Needless to say, I have started calling her the "i**... Champion of the County "

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Annual Meeting One Liners

Which annual meeting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with annual meeting? I can suggest the ones about company meeting and teams meeting.

  1. How do schools of fish meet their annual goals? They call in a-fish-in-sea experts.
  2. The annual Procrastination meeting Has been postponed...
  3. What do you call the b**... club annual meeting? Fistmas

Annual Meeting Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about annual meeting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean opening meeting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make annual meeting pranks.

Annual Brewers Convention

The CEOs of Budweiser, Heineken and Guinness meet at the annual Brewers Convention. They decide to go for drinks afterwards.
They go to a bar and sit down at a table. The CEO of Budweiser says, "First round is on me!" and orders three Budweisers. They drink and chat, and after a while the CEO of Heineken says, "My turn!" and orders three Heineken.
They drink and talk a bit more, until the CEO of Guinness says, "My turn!" and orders three Dr. Pepper. The others look at him, surprised, and ask him if he doesn't want to drink beer. He replies, "Well, YOU didn't order any beer either, so I thought YOU didn't want to..."

At the second annual UK women's rights meeting...

a lady from Birmingham stood up and said,
"Ladies, last year I vowed to no longer cook for my husband. On the first day, I saw nothing. On the second day, I saw nothing. On the third day, my husband cooked a wonderful meal, and has continued to cook every night since."
She recieved a generous round of applause.
Another lady, from London, stood up next and said,
"Ladies, last year I vowed to no longer wash my husband's clothes. On the first day, I saw nothing. On the second day, I saw nothing. On the third day, my husband washed his clothes *and* mine, and has continued to do so every week since."
She, too, recieved a round of applause.
Finally a lady from Barry (my hometown) stood up to address the audience.
"Ladies, last year I vowed to no longer cook for my husband *or* wash his clothes. On the first day, I saw nothing. On the second day, I saw nothing. On the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye."

Several hundred years ago...

Several hundred years ago, two rival villages would meet annually to compete in a religious ceremony. Both villages would send forth their strongest, fastest male to compete against the other - which involved climbing up a cliff to claim a cross-shaped stone. Legend had it that the cross, a symbol of luck and fertility, would bring good fortune on whichever village owned it.
The day came, and each village met at the cliff.
"Our representative, Tom Smith, is young and fit, and will surely bring us the symbol." claimed the first mayor.
"No, our fighter, Tom Jameson, is faster and stronger! The symbol is ours!"
The race began. Both men scrambled up the cliff side at an equal pace, eventually reaching the top at the same time. Both grabbed the cross simultaneously, each trying to wrestle it from the other.
"The symbol is ours!" cried Tom Smith.
"No! The symbol belongs to our village!" shouted Tom Jameson.
Both edged closer and closer to the cliff face, and in one violent motion, both Tom's and the symbol fell over the edge, smashing into the rocks below.

Directly to Jesus

One of the problems catholic priests face is how to keep their young alter boys from misbehaving or not accomplishing the tasks given to them, as they have not yet concerted their faith and devotion. One year at the annual meeting of cardinals a group of priests from all over the world were complaining about this exact problem
"Every time I ask Aeris to clean the pews he sleeps on them instead!"
"That's nothing, once I found the Alter boys gambling behind the church one Sunday afternoon!"
One astute priest from america chuckes to himself and proclaims:
"Whenever an alter boy acts up I bring him directly to Jesus and we iron it out right there, right then."
The other priests were dumbfound as even they with all their devotion could not speak to Jesus directly! Well a year went by and the priests met up again and exclaimed the same problem with the alter boys was not getting any better. In an attempt to finally resolve their problem they confronted the American priest and asked him for advice. When the American priest spoke he did so with a sad tone in his voice and declared that Jesus had left his church shortly after last years meeting. Shocked the priests asked how this could be! The American priest told them that while he was gone Jesus was caught stealing red wine from the cellar and he had to hire a new janitor.