The Best 10 Annual Check Up Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Annual Check Up jokes. There are some annual check up annually jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these annual check up conference puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Annual Check Up Jokes and Puns

Not for your health.

A man walks into the doctor's office for his annual check up. The doctor starts to look him over and says, "you need to stop masturbating"

The man looks up at the doctor concerned and asks, "why?"

And the doctor replies, "because i'm trying to examine you."

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She told me that I have to stop jerking off.

I asked, "Why?"

She replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up...

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

I asked, "Why?"

She replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

A man goes to the doctor

Not sure if this is a repost. Haven't seen it here yet.

A man goes to his doctor for his annual check up. The doctor does all the usual tests, and comes back into the room. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You don't have much longer left to live."

"What do you mean I don't have much longer left to live? How long have I got?"

"10."

"10 what?! Months? Weeks?!"

"9..."

Annual medical check

A man went in for his annual medical checkup and the doctor said "dont eat anything fatty"

The man sighed and said "does that include burgers and fries?"

"No, fatty, I mean dont eat anything!" Replied the doctor


Santa's annual check ride

As the sled rotated off the runway, the examiner pulled a double-barreled shotgun from under his cloak and blasted one of the raindeer. He then turned to the perplexed Santa and said "Engine failure on take-off!"

Old age

An old man went to the doctor for his annual check up.
The doctor asks the old man to show him his sex organs.

The old man sticks out his tongue and shows him two fingers.

A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up.

The doctor tells him he needs to stop masturbating.
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

My new mower says I need to check the oil before each use and change it annually.

I think I'd rather change it the old fashioned way.

I went to see the doctor this morning for my annual check-up.

She said I had to stop masturbating. When I asked why, she said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the annual check up baron jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working annual check up year piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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