Uproarious Annoying People Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
Currency trading
I used to trade currency. this asian guy came in and wanted to exchange 10,000yen - I gave him $120.
a week later he came in with another 10,000yen - I gave him $105.
a week after that he came in with another 10,000yen - I gave him $135.
the guy said to me in an annoyed voice " why one week $120, then $105, then $135! - why the difference?!!?"
I says to him "fluctuations"
He responds "fluck you white people"
Why did the midget get kicked off a n**... beach?
People got seriously annoyed with him sticking his nose into everybody's business.
h**...
Bubba was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars", she whispers.
Bubba had never been with a h**... before, but decides what the heck, it's only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes.
They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?", asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife!", Bubba answers sounding annoyed.
"Oh, I'm sorry", says the cop, "I didn't know."
Bubba says, "Well, neither did I, till ya shined that light in her face."
I've come to learn that every groupchat has a separate, smaller groupchat, just without the annoying people.
If you think yours doesn't, then i have some bad news.
People keep telling me that they are annoyed by all my Linkin Park references...
but in the end, it doesn't even matter...
Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?
Because they get jalapeño business.
The people at my school are very PC and its so annoying
I can't go five minutes without someone asking me if I'd like to update windows
People keep saying drugs are dangerous, I abused lots of drugs and I'm fine.
It's only the people watching me through power sockets that are annoying.
It really annoys me when people say that h**... did nothing wrong.
I mean, he lost the war
All those people who think they know everything are such an annoyance..
..to those of us who actually do.
I get annoyed when people say that us programmers have a superiority complex.
It's not a complex, you idiots
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I love eating during s**...
..I don't care if it annoys the people in the restaurant.
Some random guy on the street turned me into a bottle of tequila which rather annoyed me.
I hate when people Patrónize me
I hear people from Illinois get mad when you pronounce the S,
It really ill-annoys them
I took a poll recently
and 100% of people were annoyed with their tent falling down.
A drunk stumbled to a church to ask a priest a question. He drunkenly asked "Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest, annoyed by the drunk, angrily replies:
"Arthritis? That's caused by drinking! Drinking too much!" The priest declared.
"Oh really father?" The drunk slurred.
However, the father wanted to really teach this man a lesson, and he said:
"Having un-wed s**... also causes arthritis! And smoking! And gambling! All of it!" The priest shouted.
"Oh really father?" The drunk mumbled. "Because I read in the news that people in the clergy suffer from arthritis."
That's preponderance.
It's so annoying when people use big words, but not in the right context. They're just trying to be ambidextrous.
I'm annoyed by people with no feet
Guess I'm lack toes intolerant
I saw an article that said annoying people have a great sense of humor.
I found that really funny because- oh.
An annoying thing on reddit
It annoys me when people don't proliferate on reddit.
Who on earth is Noah Fence..?
And why do people keep mentioning him whenever they annoy me?
I get very annoyed when people mix up there, their, and they're.
From now on I'm going two point it out weather they like it or not
My wife kept telling me, "You could use some real friends, Tom. People you could count on."
"I didn't ask for your advice, Linda!" I shouted.
It got so annoying I had to unimagine her.
Why are people so annoyed with lazy people?
They're not even doing anything!
A yoga instructor ends every class with a mediation, allowing people lay down and relax before slowly filing out for the night. A half hour passes and the instructor is surprised to see one man remain in her studio.
Annoyed, she walks over to him and asks if he plans on leaving anytime soon .
The man takes a deep, meditative breath and calmly replies, Nah, Imma stay .
As a New-Zealander it always annoys me when people think we all have s**... with Sheep.
Silly people should know by now, it's also goats, horses, cows, basically anything with a hole...
Logical fallacies are annoying.
Therefore, people that don't know about them are annoying.
People that go off on a tangent are so annoying
Just learn to stay in the circle.
I hate people who don't know which Your to use
Their so annoying
I overheard a guy complaining angrily about the NSA tracking him
Some people are so annoying when they have a chip on their shoulder.
It's so annoying when people make multiple accounts to agree with themselves.
It's even more funny when they forget to switch accounts and they get caught.
People Say It's Annoying When I Talk To Myself...
Stop being so hard on yourself.
My wife is one of those annoying people that ruins films by asking questions.
Last night we were watching Schindler's List and she stupidly asked, "Why are you w**...?".
Me and my friends loudly quote Zootopia to the point that it annoys people.
Don't expect us to apologize for it.
A lion walks into a bar...
...and sits down for a drink. He is followed in by an obnoxious woman who begins causing a scene in the bar. She begins knocking people's drinks out of their hands, cussing at people, and starting fights. The lion sees this and is annoyed, and in a few bites he eats the woman. Everyone cheers and the lion continues to drink at the bar.
He tells the bartender, "man, I sure do feel tired now...I have no idea what could be causing this! I'm exhausted and have barely had anything to drink..." The bartender promptly replies, "well, it must have been that barbiturate!"
