Annoyance Jokes

26 annoyance jokes and hilarious annoyance puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about annoyance that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Annoyance Short Jokes

Short annoyance jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The annoyance humour may include short annoying jokes also.

  1. Why was my post removed Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed?
    I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over.
  2. Why was my post removed? Can anyone tell me why my post was removed?
    I'm a bit annoyed by this because my fence has fallen over.
  3. My crush told me that I'm pretty. Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
  4. As a woman it's annoying when men think they are better drivers When I'm trying to park I don't need you to offer help every 20 minutes
  5. Water can solve all your issues. Want to lose weight? Drink water. Need to wake up? Splash water on your face. Someone annoying you? Drown them.
  6. My mum got really annoyed when I tried to tickle my little sister's feet... she said something about 'waiting till she was born'.
  7. My friend keeps trying to annoy me by using bird puns But I soon realised that toucan play at that game.
  8. I really loved the Harry Potter books. But the Gryffindor ghost, "Nearly Headless Nick" has always annoyed me. I think it's because he really was poorly executed.
  9. When I was in college I met a girl at a bar and we exchanged phone numbers... But then every time the phone rang it was for her. It was very confusing and annoying
  10. I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character And not the President of the United States.

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Annoyance One Liners

Which annoyance one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with annoyance? I can suggest the ones about annoyed and annoying people.

  1. I was raised as an only child which really annoyed my sister
  2. I became a proud father today.... My son's 4 but he's been pretty annoying until now
  3. I lost my voice today I can't tell you how annoying it is.
  4. Someone stole my flashlight. I'm not annoyed. I'm delighted.
  5. Did you know if you rearrange all the letters in post office They get really annoyed
  6. I finally fixed that annoying noise in my car. I opened the door and pushed her out.
  7. What lives in the ocean and IS REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING. A yellyfish.
  8. My brother started making terrible bird puns to annoy me... But toucan play at that game
  9. Friction annoys me. It's such a drag.
  10. What did tornado say to it's annoying twin? Sigh, clone.
  11. I used to be ugly, but then I bought an acoustic guitar Now I'm ugly and annoying
  12. Wish I could be ugly for just one day. Being ugly everyday is pretty annoying.
  13. My wife is a lot like Apple Always finding new and innovative ways to be annoying.
  14. Why are pediatricians always so annoyed? Because they have very little patients
  15. Girl, are you dial-up internet? Because you're really loud and annoying.

Annoyance joke, Girl, are you dial-up internet?

Laughable Annoyance Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about annoyance you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean annoying orange jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make annoyance pranks.

Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?

It's s**.... You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

My little daughter came to me all excited, saying, Daddy! Daddy! Guess how old I'll be in August! I said, Oh I don't know princess, why don't you tell me? She gave me a huge smile and held up four fingers...

It's now three hours later, the police are annoyed and she *still* won't say where she got them...

«I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you keep him busy in church for an hour after service for me?»

Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend, he agrees. After the service, Mike asks the minister all sorts of s**... questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses, "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, and he asked me to keep you occupied."
The minister thinks for a minute, smiles, puts a fatherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says, "You should hurry home now. My wife died a year ago."

I'm dating an English teacher who keeps correcting my grammar during s**....

She gets particularly annoyed about my improper use of the colon.

A man walks into a bar and notices two fat women.

They had obviously been drinking a lot, and were speaking loudly with heavy accents. After an hour he becomes annoyed with the noise, walks over to them and asks, "I'm sorry to interrupt, but are you two ladies from Scotland?"
"Wales, you idiot!", shouts the fattest one.
"I'm sorry," he says. "Are you two whales from Scotland?"

A blonde joke

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing-747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....."
She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the c**...-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts "BE SILENT!"
There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting,"OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."

Annoyance joke, A blonde joke