The Best 9 Annoyance Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Annoyance jokes. There are some annoyance grotesque jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these annoyance discomfort puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Annoyance Jokes and Puns
Proctologist walks into a bank
A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to sign a deposit slip, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great! Some asshole's got my pen!"
A doctor walks into a bank.
Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to 'write' with it.
Realizing his mistake, he looks at the thermometer with annoyance and says, "Well that's great, just great...some asshole's got my pen."
My favourite type of lingerie
My favourite type of lingerie is when it's on the floor...
Much to the annoyance of the store clerk
After years of my mom telling me to bond with my stepdad...
We finally bonded over a shared annoyance of her forcing us to do bonding activities.
I guess you could call it ironic bonding.
All those people who think they know everything are such an annoyance..
..to those of us who actually do.
Guilty of Annoyance
A defendant isn't happy with
how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.
Judge: Where do you work?
Defendant: Here and there.
Judge: What do you do for
a living?
Defendant: This and that.
Judge: Take him away.
Defendant: Wait; when will I get out?
Judge: Sooner or later.
Dad joked my 5 year old to annoyance
I: Did Mom tie your hair up like that to show you how your hair would be if cut short?
She: No, Mom just put my hair in a bun.
I: Is it a burger bun?
She: You know it's not!
I: It's a knot?
She: Aaargh. Stop joking!
Chuck Norris, the actor, film producer and screenwriter died in his house today at 76 years of age
He is now feeling much better and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A ♫Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-una
nan nan a
nan nan a♫
(continue for added annoyance)
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the annoyance slightly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working annoyance peeve piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.