Annoy Jokes

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The Best jokes about Annoy

Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?

It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

God making Adam

Angel: What do you call it?

God: A human.

Angel: What does it do?

God: It doesn't annoy me, Jeff. That's what it does.

I'm really annoyed, my wifes sister sat on my glasses and broke them!

to be fair, it was probably my fault for leaving them on

My brother started making terrible bird puns to annoy me...

But toucan play at that game

Annoying husband

Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet...
Husband says: How does that help?
Wife says: I use your Toothbrush.....


Once I got annoyed with my Nokia and threw it at the wall

Now I'm in jail for murdering my neighbour

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns

but I soon realised toucan play at that game

How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan?

Play their music on shuffle

Annoying Husband

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other.

When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could heard deep into the night the old man would shout,"When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and comeback and haunt you for the rest of your life."

Neighbours feared him.They believed he practised black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighbourhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, be died of a heart attack when he was 68.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbours, concerned for her safety asked. "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come hack to haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down."

I'm so annoyed at how much Microsoft tries to make me use their browser...

It's pushing me to the Edge

The most annoying thing about being a necrophiliac...

Is that your girlfriend never returns your calls.


THERAPIST: What's the problem with your marriage? WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me

ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeΓ±o business.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

What does an annoying pepper do

It gets jalepeno face.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

The most annoying part about having my wife and daughter wearing a burka, is the confusion.

Last night, I accidentally slept with my wife.

It really annoys me when people say that Hitler did nothing wrong.

I mean, he lost the war


What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

Who's the most annoying of all the X-Men?

Caitlyn Jenner.

At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week.

What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a hump?

Humphrey!

What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics?

Luiz Suarez.

What did the annoyed doctor say to the radiologist?

You're testing my patients.

Doctors convention.

There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they're sitting next to each other by the end of dinner.
After dinner, the male asks the woman if she wants to go up to his hotel room.
''Sure,'' the woman says. ''Let me go wash my hands first.''
After she washes her hands, they have sex. After they are finished, she washes her hands again.
This is really starting to annoy the male doctor so he says, ''You know, you must be a surgeon, because you keep washing your hands.''
Angry at this remark, the woman says, ''Well, you must be an anasthesiologist, because I didn't feel a thing!''

Why is it annoying dating a waitress?

They just want the tip.

Bird puns

I am a bird enthusiast. My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns, but then I realized: toucan play at that game.

So there's this new tampon...

So there's this new tampon in the store, and he's complaining about how he hates his job and wishes he was something better. His complaining starts to really annoy everyone when an older tampon walks up, slaps him, and looks him sternly in the eyes and says, "Suck it up."

Took one of those annoying cold calls at dinner. "Have you had an accident in the last 5 years..."

Yes.

And we called her Amy.

Annoying husband

Wife: Ugh, you only hear what you want to hear!

Husband: Sure, I'd love a beer!

It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and...

they don't accept your friend request.

Where did the annoying prophet go on vacation?

Budapest!

How do you inconspicuously annoy someone with a stupid joke?

I'm asking for a freind.

What's more annoying than a monkey trying to steal your banana?

Working at a Tesco supermarket in Produce, putting out loose bananas on display, and while trying to do so, customers keep barging their way in to you and remove the lovely bananas you just put there and leave with a remark on the lines of, "Sorry, I'm just going to ruin your display, HA HA".

Annoying Youtubers are like flies

They bother you for too long, you SWAT them.

My ex always used to annoy me by saying I have terrible aim for a hitman.

I miss her.

What did the annoyed coffee say when it saw an old acquaintance...

Oh jeez, not this mug again

Getting Annoyed

My friend has been getting on my nerves lately. Last night he stole the only remaining utensil I could have used to drink my water... that was the last straw.

Annoyingly, my dishwasher has stopped working

I guess it might have been something to with the fact that I was only paying him $1 a week.

Annoying Orange has 5 million subscribers, but has long since reached its peak.

Now he's president of the United States.

You know those really annoying jokes that drag on for what seems like forever, with the person telling it going into far more detail than is ever necessary, you try to be polite and listen while loosing your patience - but then after a while you actually begin to highly anticipate the punchline?

They're punfull.

My annoying cousin keeps bragging about sleeping in a racecar bed.

Jokes on him. I sleep in a real car.

I've got an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics...

...I hope you don't mind.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

*Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

It's become so annoying at weddings, when elderly relatives start playing the game of "I wonder who'll be next"...

...so I've started doing the same to them at funerals.

As an annoying guy, I wish women were like laptops.

They get turned on when I push their buttons.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

It's so annoying when people make multiple accounts to agree with themselves.

It's even more funny when they forget to switch accounts and they get caught.

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

I'm always annoyed when I see adverts for Dailysex classes on the subway...

...why can't they advertise helpful classes, maybe something that would help me with my dyslexia

Annoying girlfriends, horrible bosses at work, but landmines?!?

That's when I put the foot down.

What joke will annoy a math nerd?

What do you read at a mathematician's funeral?


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Never annoy someone with bird puns...

Cos Toucan play that game

(Am I egging y'all on?)
I get it... I'll show myself the eggsit

How do you comfort and annoy someone who is a stickler for grammar at the same time?

Give them a reassuring pat on the shoulder and say "their their."

Perhaps we should start throwing small potatoes at FCC Chairman Pai to express our displeasure and to annoy him.

It would make him Ajit-tatered.

(disclaimer, do not throw potatoes at people, duh)

People who annoy you..

N _ _ _ _rs

Why are annoying high school girls obsessed with Greek mythology?

Because they have Arachne

If someone does something to annoy you, DONT just be passive aggressive about.

Unlike SOME people I know.

It's annoying being a plastic surgeon...

People keep sticking their noses into my business

I had an annoying friend who was paralyzed from the hip down

I couldn't stand him.

This annoying girl wanted to have sex with me...

I'd just about had it with her.

Everyone said that the Annoying Orange wouldn't get anywhere

You were all wrong! He somehow became the president of the USA.

The most annoying part about being part of a Muslim family is that it gets very confusing.

Like last night I accidentally slept with my wife.

My annoying dad is trying to discourage me from gambling.

He's no better.

Who has the most annoying fans?

The NRA.

Whats the easiest way to annoy someone?

Why was 6 annoyed that her boyfriend, 7, won her a prize at the fair?

Because 711492

Everyone keeps getting annoyed and asking me over and over what his name is.

Why won't they get it that that's my pet peeve?

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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