Comical Annoy Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?
It's s**.... You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.
What did the annoyed coffee say when it saw an old acquaintance...
Oh jeez, not this mug again
Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?
Because they get jalapeño business.
At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week.
What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a h**...?
Humphrey!
What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?
The curds get in the whey!
What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics?
Luiz Suarez.
So there's this new t**......
So there's this new t**... in the store, and he's complaining about how he hates his job and wishes he was something better. His complaining starts to really annoy everyone when an older t**... walks up, slaps him, and looks him sternly in the eyes and says, "s**... it up."
God making Adam
Angel: What do you call it?
God: A human.
Angel: What does it do?
God: It doesn't annoy me, Jeff. That's what it does.
It's become so annoying at weddings, when elderly relatives start playing the game of "I wonder who'll be next"...
...so I've started doing the same to them at funerals.
Annoying husband
Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet...
Husband says: How does that help?
Wife says: I use your Toothbrush.....
I'm really annoyed, my wifes sister sat on my glasses and broke them!
to be fair, it was probably my fault for leaving them on
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What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?
The screaming speed bumps
Bird puns
I am a bird enthusiast. My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns, but then I realized: toucan play at that game.
Who's the most annoying of all the X-Men?
Caitlyn Jenner.
THERAPIST: What's the problem with your marriage? WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me
ME: I don't do it on porpoise
How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?
Never mind, I figured it out.
It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and...
they don't accept your friend request.
What's more annoying than a monkey trying to steal your banana?
Working at a Tesco supermarket in Produce, putting out loose bananas on display, and while trying to do so, customers keep barging their way in to you and remove the lovely bananas you just put there and leave with a remark on the lines of, "Sorry, I'm just going to ruin your display, HA HA".
Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?
The Czech engine light is always on.
You know those really annoying jokes that drag on for what seems like forever, with the person telling it going into far more detail than is ever necessary, you try to be polite and listen while loosing your patience - but then after a while you actually begin to highly anticipate the punchline?
They're punfull.
The most annoying thing about being a necrophiliac...
Is that your girlfriend never returns your calls.
My brother started making terrible bird puns to annoy me...
But toucan play at that game
What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?
Needle them
What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?
*Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?
Nobody
I've got an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics...
...I hope you don't mind.
Annoying Orange has 5 million subscribers, but has long since reached its peak.
Now he's president of the United States.
My ex always used to annoy me by saying I have terrible aim for a hitman.
I miss her.
Took one of those annoying cold calls at dinner. "Have you had an accident in the last 5 years..."
Yes.
And we called her Amy.
Why is it annoying dating a waitress?
They just want the tip.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns
but I soon realised toucan play at that game
Annoying Youtubers are like flies
They bother you for too long, you SWAT them.
Where did the annoying prophet go on vacation?
Budapest!
My annoying cousin keeps bragging about sleeping in a racecar bed.
Jokes on him. I sleep in a real car.
Annoyingly, my dishwasher has stopped working
I guess it might have been something to with the fact that I was only paying him $1 a week.
How do you inconspicuously annoy someone with a s**... joke?
I'm asking for a freind.
It's so annoying when people make multiple accounts to agree with themselves.
It's even more funny when they forget to switch accounts and they get caught.
The most annoying part about having my wife and daughter wearing a burka, is the confusion.
Last night, I accidentally slept with my wife.
I'm so annoyed at how much Microsoft tries to make me use their browser...
It's pushing me to the Edge
What did the annoyed doctor say to the radiologist?
You're testing my patients.
Getting Annoyed
My friend has been getting on my nerves lately. Last night he stole the only remaining utensil I could have used to drink my water... that was the last straw.
How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan?
Play their music on shuffle
Once I got annoyed with my Nokia and threw it at the wall
Now I'm in jail for murdering my neighbour
It really annoys me when people say that h**... did nothing wrong.
I mean, he lost the war
Annoying husband
Wife: Ugh, you only hear what you want to hear!
Husband: Sure, I'd love a beer!
What does an annoying pepper do
It gets jalepeno face.
Mother is waking her son: Paulie, come, wake up, you have to go to school.
Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.
No, it's really high time, now get up.
But I don't want to. The children annoy me and the teachers are a complete pain!
Stop it, now. Get up and off to school with you!
Mom, give me two good reasons why I should go to the s**... school.
Paulie, first of all, you're **45**, and second, you're the **headmaster**.
Where's the annoying neighbor you told me about? I don't see him anymore.
"Hes in the garden"
"Really? "
"Yeah, but you have to dig a bit."
Annoyed at my constant reminders to stop eating her own body parts,
my wife threw up her hands in frustration.
What was the name of that really annoying scientist?
Isaac Nuisance
Being Vegan gives you a superpower
The power to annoy all of your friends.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
Annoying a vegan...
...is like shooting fish in a barrel. Which annoys them even more
I get so annoyed when my wife reminds me to fix something.
If I said I'm going to fix it, I'll fix it.
There's no need to remind me about it every three months.
My Boyfriend said I'm starting to annoy him because I relate everything to Batman….
What a joker!!!
I get annoyed when people say that us programmers have a superiority complex.
It's not a complex, you idiots
My wife's really annoyed with me.
I put a stick in a non-stick pan.
How do you annoy a skeleton?
You can't! Nothing gets under their skin.
I get very annoyed when people mix up there, their, and they're.
From now on I'm going two point it out weather they like it or not
It's annoying how nothing is made in the USA anymore.
I just bought a TV, and it wrote "Built in Antenna" on the box.
Who on earth is Noah Fence..?
And why do people keep mentioning him whenever they annoy me?
That annoying banker wouldn't stop asking me questions.
I specifically asked him to leave me a loan.
An annoying thing on reddit
It annoys me when people don't proliferate on reddit.
What's the fastest way to annoy a tailor?
You push all his b**...
I'm annoyed with my loud obnoxious neighbour.
Now I know how Canada feels.
I annoyed my friend so he mixed up my Tic Tacs.
That's one of his Tac Tics.
Do you know how annoying it is to drill small holes?
Only a little bit.
My friend keeps trying to annoy me by using bird puns
But I soon realised that toucan play at that game.
I'm annoyed by people with no feet
Guess I'm lack toes intolerant
I have an annoying habit.
I tend to use long words I don't know the meaning of in an attempt to sound superfluous.
I'm annoyed because my parrot is mocking me.
I'm annoyed because my parrot is mocking me
