The Best 68 Annoy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Annoy jokes. There are some annoy offend jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these annoy frustrate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Annoy Jokes and Puns

Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?

It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

What did the annoyed coffee say when it saw an old acquaintance...

Oh jeez, not this mug again

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeΓ±o business.

Annoy joke, Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week.

What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a hump?

Humphrey!

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!


What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics?

Luiz Suarez.

So there's this new tampon...

So there's this new tampon in the store, and he's complaining about how he hates his job and wishes he was something better. His complaining starts to really annoy everyone when an older tampon walks up, slaps him, and looks him sternly in the eyes and says, "Suck it up."

Annoy joke, So there's this new tampon...

God making Adam

Angel: What do you call it?

God: A human.

Angel: What does it do?

God: It doesn't annoy me, Jeff. That's what it does.

It's become so annoying at weddings, when elderly relatives start playing the game of "I wonder who'll be next"...

...so I've started doing the same to them at funerals.

Annoying husband

Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet...
Husband says: How does that help?
Wife says: I use your Toothbrush.....

I'm really annoyed, my wifes sister sat on my glasses and broke them!

to be fair, it was probably my fault for leaving them on

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What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

Bird puns

I am a bird enthusiast. My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns, but then I realized: toucan play at that game.

Who's the most annoying of all the X-Men?

Caitlyn Jenner.

THERAPIST: What's the problem with your marriage? WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me

ME: I don't do it on porpoise

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Annoy joke, How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and...

they don't accept your friend request.

What's more annoying than a monkey trying to steal your banana?

Working at a Tesco supermarket in Produce, putting out loose bananas on display, and while trying to do so, customers keep barging their way in to you and remove the lovely bananas you just put there and leave with a remark on the lines of, "Sorry, I'm just going to ruin your display, HA HA".

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.


You know those really annoying jokes that drag on for what seems like forever, with the person telling it going into far more detail than is ever necessary, you try to be polite and listen while loosing your patience - but then after a while you actually begin to highly anticipate the punchline?

They're punfull.

The most annoying thing about being a necrophiliac...

Is that your girlfriend never returns your calls.

It's annoying being a plastic surgeon...

People keep sticking their noses into my business

My brother started making terrible bird puns to annoy me...

But toucan play at that game

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

*Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

I've got an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics...

...I hope you don't mind.

Annoying Orange has 5 million subscribers, but has long since reached its peak.

Now he's president of the United States.

My ex always used to annoy me by saying I have terrible aim for a hitman.

I miss her.

What joke will annoy a math nerd?

What do you read at a mathematician's funeral?

[A Eulergy](#s)

Took one of those annoying cold calls at dinner. "Have you had an accident in the last 5 years..."

Yes.

And we called her Amy.

Why is it annoying dating a waitress?

They just want the tip.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns

but I soon realised toucan play at that game

How do you comfort and annoy someone who is a stickler for grammar at the same time?

Give them a reassuring pat on the shoulder and say "their their."

I'm always annoyed when I see adverts for Dailysex classes on the subway...

...why can't they advertise helpful classes, maybe something that would help me with my dyslexia

Annoying Youtubers are like flies

They bother you for too long, you SWAT them.

Annoying girlfriends, horrible bosses at work, but landmines?!?

That's when I put the foot down.

Where did the annoying prophet go on vacation?

Budapest!

Why are annoying high school girls obsessed with Greek mythology?

Because they have Arachne

The most annoying part about being part of a Muslim family is that it gets very confusing.

Like last night I accidentally slept with my wife.

Never annoy someone with bird puns...

Cos Toucan play that game

(Am I egging y'all on?)
I get it... I'll show myself the eggsit

My annoying cousin keeps bragging about sleeping in a racecar bed.

Jokes on him. I sleep in a real car.

Annoyingly, my dishwasher has stopped working

I guess it might have been something to with the fact that I was only paying him $1 a week.

How do you inconspicuously annoy someone with a stupid joke?

I'm asking for a freind.

It's so annoying when people make multiple accounts to agree with themselves.

It's even more funny when they forget to switch accounts and they get caught.

The most annoying part about having my wife and daughter wearing a burka, is the confusion.

Last night, I accidentally slept with my wife.

My annoying dad is trying to discourage me from gambling.

He's no better.

I'm so annoyed at how much Microsoft tries to make me use their browser...

It's pushing me to the Edge

What did the annoyed doctor say to the radiologist?

You're testing my patients.

Getting Annoyed

My friend has been getting on my nerves lately. Last night he stole the only remaining utensil I could have used to drink my water... that was the last straw.

How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan?

Play their music on shuffle

Once I got annoyed with my Nokia and threw it at the wall

Now I'm in jail for murdering my neighbour

It really annoys me when people say that Hitler did nothing wrong.

I mean, he lost the war

As an annoying guy, I wish women were like laptops.

They get turned on when I push their buttons.

Annoying husband

Wife: Ugh, you only hear what you want to hear!

Husband: Sure, I'd love a beer!

What does an annoying pepper do

It gets jalepeno face.

Mother is waking her son: Paulie, come, wake up, you have to go to school.

Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.

No, it's really high time, now get up.

But I don't want to. The children annoy me and the teachers are a complete pain!

Stop it, now. Get up and off to school with you!

Mom, give me two good reasons why I should go to the stupid school.

Paulie, first of all, you're **45**, and second, you're the **headmaster**.

Where's the annoying neighbor you told me about? I don't see him anymore.

"Hes in the garden"

"Really? "

"Yeah, but you have to dig a bit."

Annoyed at my constant reminders to stop eating her own body parts,

my wife threw up her hands in frustration.

What was the name of that really annoying scientist?

Isaac Nuisance

Being Vegan gives you a superpower

The power to annoy all of your friends.

Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?

They dribble all the time.

Annoying a vegan...

...is like shooting fish in a barrel. Which annoys them even more

I get so annoyed when my wife reminds me to fix something.

If I said I'm going to fix it, I'll fix it.
There's no need to remind me about it every three months.

My Boyfriend said I'm starting to annoy him because I relate everything to Batman….

What a joker!!!

I get annoyed when people say that us programmers have a superiority complex.

It's not a complex, you idiots

My wife's really annoyed with me.

I put a stick in a non-stick pan.

How do you annoy a skeleton?

You can't! Nothing gets under their skin.

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