Announcer Jokes

Following is our collection of coach humor and broadcast one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Announcer puns for adults, dirty team jokes or clean commentator gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Announcer

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snow wife.

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out.

Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"



With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

Biochem professor told me this one today... Who is the all time leading scorer in hockey history?

-(Answer)

-No, no its not him. Its a Japanese guy, the name's Eshutsi.

-Eshutsi? I've never heard of him....

-You haven't? How many times have you heard the announcer say "He shoots he scores!!!"

Winter weather emergency

On a bitterly cold winter's morning a husband and wife in the back woods of Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so snow plows can get through conveniently".

So the good wife went out and moved her car as instructed.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast when the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." And the power goes off.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get through?"

With all the love and understanding that men who are married to blondes (and those with grey hair) always exhibit, the husband replied, "Honey, why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL


A baseball walks into Wimbledon.

The announcer yells "Hey, we don't serve your kind"

A cheap camping supply store is having a huge sale...

And they are selling raffle tickets for various camping supply prizes. An old Chinese man comes and buys a raffle ticket, among many other customers. Finally, the announcer asks for the crowd to quiet down so that he can draw out the raffle ticket for first prize. He reads out the number, and the old Chinese man yells out that he has the ticket. The announcer brings him up on stage and asks his name. He then announces, "Mao is the winner of our discount tent!"

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?"

###SOMEDAY
###SOMEDAY!
###SOMEDAY!!

What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in?

**GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

Snowy week.

One winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." The wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today, you will need to move your car to the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through." So the wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today and you must park..." Then the power went off! The wife was very upset. With a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street am I supposed to park on?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, her husband said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."


The future

The world in 10 years...

MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100...

Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?

Train accident..

There was an accident at this train station and 20 people were dead or badly wounded after a train had hit them. Surprisingly all victims were blonde. However, there was one blonde who was intact.

A TV reporter asks the blonde, "It was a very unfortunate accident. What do you think was cause?"

Blonde replies with excitement and anger, "It happened because of wrong announcement at the station when the train arrived!"

TV Reporter is surprised, "Wrong announcement?"

Blonde says, "Yeah! The announcer said the train was coming on the platform no. 2. All these people waiting for the train on platform number 2 rushed off platform and came on the tracks."

TV Reporter is speechless, "Ummm... well... fortunately you stayed at the platform and now you are safe."

Blonde replies, "What fortunately? I came here to commit suicide!"

A bipolar patient, dementia patient, and narcissist walk into a club.

And the announcer says Welcome to the first 2020 presidential debate.

Watching Olympic rowing with my wife.

Me: Oh, the announcer just said the Germans got in via the repechage.

Wife: What's that?

Me: I have no clue.

Wife: I think it means they went through Belgium.

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

I can never say the right thing...

So they hired me as a NASCAR announcer.

Westminster Dog Show

If a poor dog ever wins the Westminster Dog Show I hope at least one announcer calls it a Wags to Riches Story...

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"


The parade has been on for more than 1.5 minutes and now I'm confused...

... because at the beginning, the announcer clearly said "Welcome to the 90-second Thanksgiving Day parade!"

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer announcer?

COOOOOAAAALLLLLL!!!!!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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