Announcer Jokes

This article is a compilation of jokes from bingo, rodeo, football, and baseball announcers. Read these funny jokes from some of the best announcers around, including the famous Westminster youngman and football coach.

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What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?


Snow wife.

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out.

Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

Biochem professor told me this one today... Who is the all time leading scorer in hockey history?


-No, no its not him. Its a Japanese guy, the name's Eshutsi.

-Eshutsi? I've never heard of him....

-You haven't? How many times have you heard the announcer say "He shoots he scores!!!"

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?


A baseball walks into Wimbledon.

The announcer yells "Hey, we don't serve your kind"

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?"


[gun goes off]

[every runner pretends to be wounded, then laughs and starts the race]

ANNOUNCER: and the annual Dad 5k is underway

Announcer joke, [gun goes off]

What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in?


Soviet joke: a family is watching the evening news when the announcer says taxes on vodka will be going up.

This means there will be some major changes for our family, comrades, says the man.

You mean you will be drinking less? asks his son.

Nyet, says the father. You will all be eating less.

What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?


The future

The world in 10 years...

MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100...

Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?

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What did the bad World Cup announcer get in his stocking?


A bipolar patient, dementia patient, and narcissist walk into a club.

And the announcer says Welcome to the first 2020 presidential debate.

Watching Olympic rowing with my wife.

Me: Oh, the announcer just said the Germans got in via the repechage.

Wife: What's that?

Me: I have no clue.

Wife: I think it means they went through Belgium.

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What did the announcer say when the coach sent a pill bug in to be the goaltender?

Announcer joke, What did the announcer say when the coach sent a pill bug in to be the goaltender?

I can never say the right thing...

So they hired me as a NASCAR announcer.

Tony Romo might be joining Troy Aikman as a Fox sports announcer....

With two gay Cowboys they can call their pre game show Broke Back Announcin'

Westminster Dog Show

If a poor dog ever wins the Westminster Dog Show I hope at least one announcer calls it a Wags to Riches Story...

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer announcer?


The parade has been on for more than 1.5 minutes and now I'm confused...

... because at the beginning, the announcer clearly said "Welcome to the 90-second Thanksgiving Day parade!"

What do you call the announcer at a potato game?

A common tater.

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