Comical Announcements Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
I love dad jokes
WIFE: I have a couple of important announcements... First: I'm pregnant.
HUSBAND: Hi Pregnant, I'm dad
WIFE: Second: No you're not
To all the women who are going to be making pregnancy announcements today...
You aren't fooling anyone, you've been showing for months.
My 98 year old grandpa is reading the newspaper and talking loudly to himself or whomever listens:
Grandpa: I beat you, you, you and you!
Me: Have you been taking up sports lately?
Grandpa: No, I am reading the death announcements.