Announcements Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Announcements jokes. There are some announcements events jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these announcements service puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical Announcements Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

I love dad jokes

WIFE: I have a couple of important announcements... First: I'm pregnant.

HUSBAND: Hi Pregnant, I'm dad

WIFE: Second: No you're not

To all the women who are going to be making pregnancy announcements today...

You aren't fooling anyone, you've been showing for months.

My 98 year old grandpa is reading the newspaper and talking loudly to himself or whomever listens:

Grandpa: I beat you, you, you and you!
Me: Have you been taking up sports lately?
Grandpa: No, I am reading the death announcements.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the announcements advertise puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working announcements pilot piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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