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It's my longest running joke of the year.
An old man and his wife had just moved to Australia when the wife passed away after a stroke. While talking to the neighbour about her passing, it was mentioned that in their new country, it is common to announce deaths with a classified ad in that section of the newspaper. Well, the old man decides that's a great idea and heads back home to dial the newspaper.
"Hi there, I'd like to place a death notice."
"OK then. Firstly, sorry for your loss. Now what would you like it to say?"
"Have it say, "Ruth died.""
"Well, um, that's, um, somewhat blunt, but the minimum charge is for five words. Is there anything else you'd like to add?"
"OK. Let me think, um... "Ruth died. Toyota for sale.""
I was asked to announce the 4th of July parade in my small hometown. Was wondering if anyone here has been at a parade and heard something funny.
The only thing to work off of right now is that Josh Duhmel is announcing the 4th of July parade in a larger town about 20 minutes away.
Thanks
The new company will be called GenItalia
Are they going tosell tickets, or just break into my living room and start playing?
This sub has officially run out of IDs.
That's all, she was completely serious.
It's being reprinted on Greece-proof paper...
...But the voice actor for Gordon Freeman was supposed to announce it, and no-one can find him.
When Pheidippides, the soldier who ran 26.2 miles to the city of Marathon to announce the defeat of the Persians to the Athenians, found out the long-distance races were going to be called Marathons, he was a little upset...
But he ran with it.
Though there will undoubtedly be strings attached.
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"This is not a drill!"
Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.
The first in line to receive the inheritance is the owner's son, who gladly accepts it. However, the company lawyer says that he needs to take a photo of him for legal purposes. After developing the photo, he sends it off to the employees in the company to announce their new boss. He says "Here's the fresh prints of Bell heir".
It's real thick to hide the bruises
she's a 'before' model, can't wait to see how she'll turn out!
Now, I just need to find a way to tell my wife..
So I say to my wife "It's raining" she quickly responds (looking to start a fight) "Actually, I think it's snowing".
This goes back and forth for a few minutes when I notice my buddy Officer Rudolf of the communist national guard. I go over to him and ask, "Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"
He glances over and replies, "raining, ofcourse".
I turn back to my wife and triumphantly announce, "See, Rudolf the red knows rain dear!"
Today, President Obama announced that, after January 20th, the official title of "U.S. Government" will be changed to include quotation marks around Government.
Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.
"Before we continue, please welcome our strangely-excited sponsors, the Catholic Church!"
Don't get too excited, 3 x 0 is still no content.
"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"
Would he say Future-AMA?
Fast10: Your Seatbelts.
Now I am definitely sure they are just a greedy company.
And he'll do a press conference where he will announce: FAKE NUUUUDES
I'm excited to announce that I have officially married Christmas..
...which is just Riddickless.
It will be called Double O .77 cents on the dollar .
The passing of their Human Cannonball.
A spokesman said they hoped that one day they might be able to find a replacement, but aren't sure they'll ever find another man of his calibre.
Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!
We apologize for any incontinence.
It's called Tokyo Lyft
I'm just working on the lawyer part right now.
'They're looking for a small medium at large.'
I said: "Son, if you really want something in life you have to work for it."
Then I told him to be quiet because they were just about to announce the lottery numbers
I nailed it!
Because they were happy to serve as trans later.
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911 was an inside job!
I'm beyond that point and am now drowning in debt.
The Lone Ranger Goes To Canada
or Onto Toronto Pronto Tonto.
I guess he's just Biden his time.
I wonder what his decision dePence on, is he afraid that he will be Chene'd to it?
Stalin, still bent over the table, calmly replies: "He shall be executed. If he really foresaw the future, he would never want to meet me."
Via a no-bitch-uary.
The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content
Not in a row or anything. Just total.
They are apparently rebranding as gender reveal party organizers for greater effectiveness.
Apparently "Shatner Panties" isn't a great name for an underwear brand.
It's my longest running joke of the year so far...
Doctor said the breathing issues are only pulmonary fibrosis, a collapsed lung, and stage 4 cancer. Phew!
It's Christian Braille
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