The Best 64 Anno Jokes

Following is our collection of Anno jokes which are very funny. There are some anno italia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anno ass puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Anno Jokes and Puns

Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?

It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

What did the annoyed coffee say when it saw an old acquaintance...

Oh jeez, not this mug again

It was announced today that General Electric bought the Italian airline, Alitalia

The new company will be called GenItalia

At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week.

What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a hump?

Humphrey!

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!


What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics?

Luiz Suarez.

U2 just announced a world tour.

Are they going tosell tickets, or just break into my living room and start playing?

It's become so annoying at weddings, when elderly relatives start playing the game of "I wonder who'll be next"...

...so I've started doing the same to them at funerals.

Annoying husband

Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet...
Husband says: How does that help?
Wife says: I use your Toothbrush.....

I'm really annoyed, my wifes sister sat on my glasses and broke them!

to be fair, it was probably my fault for leaving them on

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

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The UK announced it's removing tax from tampon sales.

Though there will undoubtedly be strings attached.

Who's the most annoying of all the X-Men?

Caitlyn Jenner.

Just announced, they are making a movie based on Tetris...

Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and...

they don't accept your friend request.

What's more annoying than a monkey trying to steal your banana?

Working at a Tesco supermarket in Produce, putting out loose bananas on display, and while trying to do so, customers keep barging their way in to you and remove the lovely bananas you just put there and leave with a remark on the lines of, "Sorry, I'm just going to ruin your display, HA HA".

Hi everyone, I'd like to announce that I'm dating my very first professional model...

she's a 'before' model, can't wait to see how she'll turn out!

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.


You know those really annoying jokes that drag on for what seems like forever, with the person telling it going into far more detail than is ever necessary, you try to be polite and listen while loosing your patience - but then after a while you actually begin to highly anticipate the punchline?

They're punfull.

The most annoying thing about being a necrophiliac...

Is that your girlfriend never returns your calls.

Obama's announcement

Today, President Obama announced that, after January 20th, the official title of "U.S. Government" will be changed to include quotation marks around Government.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

*Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

I've got an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics...

...I hope you don't mind.

Annoying Orange has 5 million subscribers, but has long since reached its peak.

Now he's president of the United States.

It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones.

Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.

My ex always used to annoy me by saying I have terrible aim for a hitman.

I miss her.

Took one of those annoying cold calls at dinner. "Have you had an accident in the last 5 years..."

Yes.

And we called her Amy.

Why is it annoying dating a waitress?

They just want the tip.

EA announced 3x more content for battlefront 2.

Don't get too excited, 3 x 0 is still no content.

I'm always annoyed when I see adverts for Dailysex classes on the subway...

...why can't they advertise helpful classes, maybe something that would help me with my dyslexia

What announcement most people are still expecting to hear from Donald Trump?

"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

Annoying Youtubers are like flies

They bother you for too long, you SWAT them.

So they just announced the title to the tenth fast and furious movie..

Fast10: Your Seatbelts.

Where did the annoying prophet go on vacation?

Budapest!

Before EA announced their plans for SW:Battlefront 2, I was pretty sure they were just a greedy company. That now has changed.

Now I am definitely sure they are just a greedy company.

Never annoy someone with bird puns...

Cos Toucan play that game

(Am I egging y'all on?)
I get it... I'll show myself the eggsit

After announcing Voldermorts return, it dawned on me that Harry Potter's name should be changed to..

Herald Potter

My annoying cousin keeps bragging about sleeping in a racecar bed.

Jokes on him. I sleep in a real car.

They have just announced the release of the new James Bond movie where the lead role is played by a woman.

It will be called Double O .77 cents on the dollar .

Annoyingly, my dishwasher has stopped working

I guess it might have been something to with the fact that I was only paying him $1 a week.

It's so annoying when people make multiple accounts to agree with themselves.

It's even more funny when they forget to switch accounts and they get caught.

The most annoying part about having my wife and daughter wearing a burka, is the confusion.

Last night, I accidentally slept with my wife.

We are sorry to announce that we are out of diapers, Poise, and Attends.

We apologize for any incontinence.

They just announced the next Fast and Furious movie where they will go undercover as ride share drivers in Asia

It's called Tokyo Lyft

I'm so annoyed at how much Microsoft tries to make me use their browser...

It's pushing me to the Edge

What did the annoyed doctor say to the radiologist?

You're testing my patients.

Getting Annoyed

My friend has been getting on my nerves lately. Last night he stole the only remaining utensil I could have used to drink my water... that was the last straw.

How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan?

Play their music on shuffle

Once I got annoyed with my Nokia and threw it at the wall

Now I'm in jail for murdering my neighbour

'Police have announced that a psychic dwarf has escaped from custody.'

'They're looking for a small medium at large.'

It really annoys me when people say that Hitler did nothing wrong.

I mean, he lost the war

As an annoying guy, I wish women were like laptops.

They get turned on when I push their buttons.

Annoying husband

Wife: Ugh, you only hear what you want to hear!

Husband: Sure, I'd love a beer!

What does an annoying pepper do

It gets jalepeno face.

How do they announce the death of your annoying ex-girlfriend in the newspaper?

Via a no-bitch-uary.

Where's the annoying neighbor you told me about? I don't see him anymore.

"Hes in the garden"

"Really? "

"Yeah, but you have to dig a bit."

Annoyed at my constant reminders to stop eating her own body parts,

my wife threw up her hands in frustration.

What was the name of that really annoying scientist?

Isaac Nuisance

It was just announced that William Shatner's womens' lingerie company has been discontinued.

Apparently "Shatner Panties" isn't a great name for an underwear brand.

Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?

They dribble all the time.

They've announced who will be playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film.

It's Christian Braille

Annoying a vegan...

...is like shooting fish in a barrel. Which annoys them even more

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