Anno Jokes

Following is our collection of colts humor and italia one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anno puns for adults, dirty problem jokes or clean ass gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Anno

Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?

It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones.

Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.

So they just announced the title to the tenth fast and furious movie..

Fast10: Your Seatbelts.

I'm really annoyed, my wifes sister sat on my glasses and broke them!

to be fair, it was probably my fault for leaving them on

Annoying husband

Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet...
Husband says: How does that help?
Wife says: I use your Toothbrush.....


Once I got annoyed with my Nokia and threw it at the wall

Now I'm in jail for murdering my neighbour

How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan?

Play their music on shuffle

Annoying Husband

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other.

When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could heard deep into the night the old man would shout,"When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and comeback and haunt you for the rest of your life."

Neighbours feared him.They believed he practised black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighbourhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, be died of a heart attack when he was 68.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbours, concerned for her safety asked. "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come hack to haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down."

I'm so annoyed at how much Microsoft tries to make me use their browser...

It's pushing me to the Edge

The most annoying thing about being a necrophiliac...

Is that your girlfriend never returns your calls.

Just announced, they are making a movie based on Tetris...

Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.


Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

EA announced 3x more content for battlefront 2.

Don't get too excited, 3 x 0 is still no content.

The UK announced it's removing tax from tampon sales.

Though there will undoubtedly be strings attached.

What does an annoying pepper do

It gets jalepeno face.

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

The most annoying part about having my wife and daughter wearing a burka, is the confusion.

Last night, I accidentally slept with my wife.

Before EA announced their plans for SW:Battlefront 2, I was pretty sure they were just a greedy company. That now has changed.

Now I am definitely sure they are just a greedy company.


'Police have announced that a psychic dwarf has escaped from custody.'

'They're looking for a small medium at large.'

It really annoys me when people say that Hitler did nothing wrong.

I mean, he lost the war

Who's the most annoying of all the X-Men?

Caitlyn Jenner.

What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics?

Luiz Suarez.

At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week.

What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a hump?

Humphrey!

U2 just announced a world tour.

Are they going tosell tickets, or just break into my living room and start playing?

What did the annoyed doctor say to the radiologist?

You're testing my patients.

They just announced the next Fast and Furious movie where they will go undercover as ride share drivers in Asia

It's called Tokyo Lyft

Why is it annoying dating a waitress?

They just want the tip.

Took one of those annoying cold calls at dinner. "Have you had an accident in the last 5 years..."

Yes.

And we called her Amy.

It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and...

they don't accept your friend request.

Where did the annoying prophet go on vacation?

Budapest!

Annoying husband

Wife: Ugh, you only hear what you want to hear!

Husband: Sure, I'd love a beer!

What's more annoying than a monkey trying to steal your banana?

Working at a Tesco supermarket in Produce, putting out loose bananas on display, and while trying to do so, customers keep barging their way in to you and remove the lovely bananas you just put there and leave with a remark on the lines of, "Sorry, I'm just going to ruin your display, HA HA".

What announcement most people are still expecting to hear from Donald Trump?

"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

Annoying Youtubers are like flies

They bother you for too long, you SWAT them.

Obama's announcement

Today, President Obama announced that, after January 20th, the official title of "U.S. Government" will be changed to include quotation marks around Government.

They have just announced the release of the new James Bond movie where the lead role is played by a woman.

It will be called Double O .77 cents on the dollar .

Getting Annoyed

My friend has been getting on my nerves lately. Last night he stole the only remaining utensil I could have used to drink my water... that was the last straw.

What did the annoyed coffee say when it saw an old acquaintance...

Oh jeez, not this mug again

My ex always used to annoy me by saying I have terrible aim for a hitman.

I miss her.

It was announced today that General Electric bought the Italian airline, Alitalia

The new company will be called GenItalia

Annoying Orange has 5 million subscribers, but has long since reached its peak.

Now he's president of the United States.

Annoyingly, my dishwasher has stopped working

I guess it might have been something to with the fact that I was only paying him $1 a week.

We are sorry to announce that we are out of diapers, Poise, and Attends.

We apologize for any incontinence.

My annoying cousin keeps bragging about sleeping in a racecar bed.

Jokes on him. I sleep in a real car.

You know those really annoying jokes that drag on for what seems like forever, with the person telling it going into far more detail than is ever necessary, you try to be polite and listen while loosing your patience - but then after a while you actually begin to highly anticipate the punchline?

They're punfull.

Hi everyone, I'd like to announce that I'm dating my very first professional model...

she's a 'before' model, can't wait to see how she'll turn out!

I've got an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics...

...I hope you don't mind.

After announcing Voldermorts return, it dawned on me that Harry Potter's name should be changed to..

Herald Potter

It's so annoying when people make multiple accounts to agree with themselves.

It's even more funny when they forget to switch accounts and they get caught.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

*Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

How do they announce the death of your annoying ex-girlfriend in the newspaper?

Via a no-bitch-uary.

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

As an annoying guy, I wish women were like laptops.

They get turned on when I push their buttons.

It's become so annoying at weddings, when elderly relatives start playing the game of "I wonder who'll be next"...

...so I've started doing the same to them at funerals.

Never annoy someone with bird puns...

Cos Toucan play that game

(Am I egging y'all on?)
I get it... I'll show myself the eggsit

I'm always annoyed when I see adverts for Dailysex classes on the subway...

...why can't they advertise helpful classes, maybe something that would help me with my dyslexia

They have announced a new Lone Ranger Movie.

The Lone Ranger Goes To Canada
or Onto Toronto Pronto Tonto.

They've announced a new Chronicles of Riddick movie without Vin Diesel....

...which is just Riddickless.

Annoying girlfriends, horrible bosses at work, but landmines?!?

That's when I put the foot down.

It's annoying being a plastic surgeon...

People keep sticking their noses into my business

It has just been announced that all Euro notes are to be reprinted

It's being reprinted on Greece-proof paper...

I had an annoying friend who was paralyzed from the hip down

I couldn't stand him.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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