Hilarious Anno Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?
It's s**.... You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.
What did the annoyed coffee say when it saw an old acquaintance...
Oh jeez, not this mug again
It was announced today that General Electric bought the Italian airline, Alitalia
The new company will be called GenItalia
At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week.
What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a h**...?
Humphrey!
What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics?
Luiz Suarez.
U2 just announced a world tour.
Are they going tosell tickets, or just break into my living room and start playing?
Annoying husband
Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet...
Husband says: How does that help?
Wife says: I use your Toothbrush.....
I'm really annoyed, my wifes sister sat on my glasses and broke them!
to be fair, it was probably my fault for leaving them on
What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?
The screaming speed bumps
The UK announced it's removing tax from t**... sales.
Though there will undoubtedly be strings attached.
Who's the most annoying of all the X-Men?
Caitlyn Jenner.
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Just announced, they are making a movie based on Tetris...
Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.
How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?
Never mind, I figured it out.
It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and...
they don't accept your friend request.
What's more annoying than a monkey trying to steal your banana?
Working at a Tesco supermarket in Produce, putting out loose bananas on display, and while trying to do so, customers keep barging their way in to you and remove the lovely bananas you just put there and leave with a remark on the lines of, "Sorry, I'm just going to ruin your display, HA HA".
Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?
The Czech engine light is always on.
The most annoying thing about being a necrophiliac...
Is that your girlfriend never returns your calls.
Obama's announcement
Today, President Obama announced that, after January 20th, the official title of "U.S. Government" will be changed to include quotation marks around Government.
Annoying Orange has 5 million subscribers, but has long since reached its peak.
Now he's president of the United States.
It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones.
Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.
My ex always used to annoy me by saying I have terrible aim for a hitman.
I miss her.
Took one of those annoying cold calls at dinner. "Have you had an accident in the last 5 years..."
Yes.
And we called her Amy.
Why is it annoying dating a waitress?
They just want the tip.
EA announced 3x more content for battlefront 2.
Don't get too excited, 3 x 0 is still no content.
What announcement most people are still expecting to hear from Donald Trump?
"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"
Annoying Youtubers are like flies
They bother you for too long, you SWAT them.
So they just announced the title to the tenth fast and furious movie..
Fast10: Your Seatbelts.
Where did the annoying prophet go on vacation?
Budapest!
Before EA announced their plans for SW:Battlefront 2, I was pretty sure they were just a greedy company. That now has changed.
Now I am definitely sure they are just a greedy company.
They have just announced the release of the new James Bond movie where the lead role is played by a woman.
It will be called Double O .77 cents on the dollar .
Annoyingly, my dishwasher has stopped working
I guess it might have been something to with the fact that I was only paying him $1 a week.
The most annoying part about having my wife and daughter wearing a burka, is the confusion.
Last night, I accidentally slept with my wife.
We are sorry to announce that we are out of diapers, Poise, and Attends.
We apologize for any incontinence.
They just announced the next Fast and Furious movie where they will go undercover as ride share drivers in Asia
It's called Tokyo Lyft
I'm so annoyed at how much Microsoft tries to make me use their browser...
It's pushing me to the Edge
What did the annoyed doctor say to the radiologist?
You're testing my patients.
Getting Annoyed
My friend has been getting on my nerves lately. Last night he stole the only remaining utensil I could have used to drink my water... that was the last straw.
How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan?
Play their music on shuffle
Once I got annoyed with my Nokia and threw it at the wall
Now I'm in jail for murdering my neighbour
'Police have announced that a psychic dwarf has escaped from custody.'
'They're looking for a small medium at large.'
It really annoys me when people say that h**... did nothing wrong.
I mean, he lost the war
Annoying husband
Wife: Ugh, you only hear what you want to hear!
Husband: Sure, I'd love a beer!
What does an annoying pepper do
It gets jalepeno face.
Where's the annoying neighbor you told me about? I don't see him anymore.
"Hes in the garden"
"Really? "
"Yeah, but you have to dig a bit."
Annoyed at my constant reminders to stop eating her own body parts,
my wife threw up her hands in frustration.
What was the name of that really annoying scientist?
Isaac Nuisance
It was just announced that William Shatner's womens' l**... company has been discontinued.
Apparently "Shatner p**..." isn't a great name for an underwear brand.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
They've announced who will be playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film.
It's Christian Braille
Annoying a vegan...
...is like shooting fish in a barrel. Which annoys them even more
I get so annoyed when my wife reminds me to fix something.
If I said I'm going to fix it, I'll fix it.
There's no need to remind me about it every three months.
I get annoyed when people say that us programmers have a superiority complex.
It's not a complex, you idiots
My wife's really annoyed with me.
I put a stick in a non-stick pan.
How do you annoy a skeleton?
You can't! Nothing gets under their skin.
I get very annoyed when people mix up there, their, and they're.
From now on I'm going two point it out weather they like it or not
It's annoying how nothing is made in the USA anymore.
I just bought a TV, and it wrote "Built in Antenna" on the box.
That annoying banker wouldn't stop asking me questions.
I specifically asked him to leave me a loan.
An annoying thing on reddit
It annoys me when people don't proliferate on reddit.
I'd like to announce that I am retired...
... I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.
JUST ANNOUNCED: Disney in talks of a Star Wars - Back to the Future crossover where Marty flies so far back in time (long, long ago) that he fuses with his car
He becomes the ManDeLorean
What do they announce overhead when a patient poops in the bed in the hospital?
I Heard they call a Code Amber.
I'm annoyed with my loud obnoxious neighbour.
Now I know how Canada feels.
I annoyed my friend so he mixed up my Tic Tacs.
That's one of his Tac Tics.
Do you know how annoying it is to drill small holes?
Only a little bit.
I'm annoyed by people with no feet
Guess I'm lack toes intolerant
I have an annoying habit.
I tend to use long words I don't know the meaning of in an attempt to sound superfluous.
I'm annoyed because my parrot is mocking me.
I'm annoyed because my parrot is mocking me
