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Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?
It's s**.... You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.
What did the annoyed coffee say when it saw an old acquaintance...
Oh jeez, not this mug again
It was announced today that General Electric bought the Italian airline, Alitalia
The new company will be called GenItalia
At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week.
What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a h**...?
Humphrey!
What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?
The curds get in the whey!
What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics?
Luiz Suarez.
U2 just announced a world tour.
Are they going tosell tickets, or just break into my living room and start playing?
It has just been announced that all Euro notes are to be reprinted
It's being reprinted on Greece-proof paper...
It's become so annoying at weddings, when elderly relatives start playing the game of "I wonder who'll be next"...
...so I've started doing the same to them at funerals.
Annoying husband
Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet...
Husband says: How does that help?
Wife says: I use your Toothbrush.....
I'm really annoyed, my wifes sister sat on my glasses and broke them!
to be fair, it was probably my fault for leaving them on
What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?
The screaming speed bumps
I had an annoying friend who was paralyzed from the hip down
I couldn't stand him.
The UK announced it's removing tax from t**... sales.
Though there will undoubtedly be strings attached.
Who's the most annoying of all the X-Men?
Caitlyn Jenner.
Just announced, they are making a movie based on Tetris...
Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.
How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?
Never mind, I figured it out.
It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and...
they don't accept your friend request.
What's more annoying than a monkey trying to steal your banana?
Working at a Tesco supermarket in Produce, putting out loose bananas on display, and while trying to do so, customers keep barging their way in to you and remove the lovely bananas you just put there and leave with a remark on the lines of, "Sorry, I'm just going to ruin your display, HA HA".
Hi everyone, I'd like to announce that I'm dating my very first professional model...
she's a 'before' model, can't wait to see how she'll turn out!
Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?
The Czech engine light is always on.
You know those really annoying jokes that drag on for what seems like forever, with the person telling it going into far more detail than is ever necessary, you try to be polite and listen while loosing your patience - but then after a while you actually begin to highly anticipate the punchline?
They're punfull.
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Anno One Liners
Which anno one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anno? I can suggest the ones about orange and bowl.
- Next year is going to be directed by Hideaki Anno... It'll be 2015+1
