Anniversary Gift Jokes
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Short anniversary gift jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anniversary gift humour may include short anniversary present jokes also.
- I bought my girlfriend a fridge for our anniversary... I know it wasn't a great gift, but I loved seeing her face light up when she opened it.
- A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and then his wife didn't speak to him for 6 months. It was part of the deal
- What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary? Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember.
- I got my wife a nice collection of themed gifts for our anniversary I just need to figure out how to present them
- Diamonds Could you gift me couple of diamonds, for our anniversary, girlfriend asked.
I gifted her a pack of playing cards. - I just found out that the traditional 15th wedding anniversary gift is crystal. My wife going to be so surprised to have a t**... with my mistress!
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Anniversary Gift One Liners
Which anniversary gift one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anniversary gift? I can suggest the ones about anniversary and wedding anniversary.
- Wife: "You always get the worst anniversary gifts." Husband: "You didn't say over. Over."
- Do you know what the gift theme is for the 27th anniversary of being married? Concrete.
Anniversary Gift Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about anniversary gift you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean marriage anniversary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anniversary gift pranks.
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really p**....
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Bob was in trouble
He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Larry was not a good gift giver.
Every time he gave his wife a gift for Christmas, her birthday, or their anniversary, she complained about what a sucky gift it was. She was starting to get angry.
"Larry, the next time you give me a bad gift, I will light it on fire!"
A week later was Larry's wife's birthday. She came down to see only one small box. She sighed and went to go get a lighter. She opened up the present. It was a candle.
Bob had forgotten his wedding anniversary and was in trouble.
His wife was really angry.
She told him, Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary
His wife was mad. She told him tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!
The next morning she saw a big gift wrapped box in the driveway. She rushed out, opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary.
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!" The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday!
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary....
His wife was mad. She said "Tomorrow morning there better be a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds!" The next morning there was a box, gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob's been missing since Friday.
Bob was in trouble...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.
Bob's anniversary
Bob was out fishing when he realized that it was his wedding anniversary. Hoping to save face, he headed to shore. He left the marina and started driving to the nearest Hallmark store to buy his wife a card and a gift. His truck's engine started sputtering and died on the road.
Bob was fairly mechanical, so he figured he could fix the problem. He couldn't. Just to top it off, his cell phone was dead. and he couldn't call for help.
He slowly began to realize that he was stuck between a dock and a card place.
So i bought my girlfriend some new s**... l**... for our anniversary. She said, 'I think this is more a gift for you than it is for me'
I said, "Well, if you want to get technical, it was a gift for my last girlfriend"
A husband forgot his wedding anniversary..
His wife was irate. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to see a gift in the driveway that goes 0-100 in two seconds.. AND IT BETTER BE THERE"
The next morning when she woke up, she looked out the window to find a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it, and found a brand new pair of bathroom scales.
10 Years Marriage
Men: Honey, what would you like to have for our anniversary?
Women: My gift should be able to go from 0 to 100 in no more than 3 seconds!
The men went out for some hours and came back with a scale.
Anniversary Present
My anniversary is coming up, so I asked my wife what she wanted as a gift. She said she saw a nice ladies watch on sale at Macy's. After a second of hesitation, I told her that's what the oven clock is for.
Anniversary gift
The wife asks her husband: "What are you gonna get me for our 20th anniversary, dear?"
"A grave in the cemetery". They had a huge fight. Fast forward to next year.
"What're you gonna get me for our 21st anniversary, honey?"
The man, annoyed, replies: "Nothing! You haven't used what I got you last year yet!"
A married woman has a dream on the night before her anniversary.
A married woman has a dream on the night before her anniversary. She dreams that her husband bought her a gift box.
Inside that box was another box.
Inside that box was another box.
Inside that box was another box.
And inside the fourth box was a glistening diamond ring.
When she wakes up, she tells her husband about the dream, wondering what it entails and if she was foreseeing the future.
That night her husband bought her a gift box.
Inside that box was another box.
Inside that box was another box.
Inside that box was another box.
And inside the fourth box was a book entitled "HOW TO INTERPRET DREAMS".
50th Anniversary Gift
At their 50th anniversary, the wife decides to give the husband a very special gift. She said, as a gift, I'll give you a chance to ask me anything and I'll tell you the truth.
Husband see's a chance. He said, you know, it's about Adam. I have always wondered about him. He doesn't look anything like our other 6 children. I was always suspicious about him. I think I may not have been fair to him as well because of this. I have to ask you, does he have a different father?
Wife pause for a second. then says: yes.
The husband feels sad, but still asks, who?
The wife replies: you.
Anniversary gift
A man decides that he is really going to spoil his wife for their anniversary this year, so he splashes out on some expensive l**... for her.
On receiving the gift, she smiles and gives him a p**... on the cheek - and he feels slightly annoyed that she doesn't seem to truly appreciate how much thought he put in to the gift.
Finally, after three days of resentment he confronts her: "You haven't really even thanked me properly for the lovely gift I got you - I don't know why I even bother"
To which the wife replies "Oh, I'm sorry darling - I love the l**...! I've had numerous compliments already!"
20th Anniversary
A man wants to get his wife something special for their 20th anniversary, so he goes out and buys her a $200.00 transparent night gown. He then goes to wrap the gown up in a gift box while putting a handwritten letter on top of it.
That evening, after leaving the box in their room upstairs, the man sees his wife come home, and tells her that her present is in the room.
The wife goes upstairs, and after reading the heartfelt letter, decides before seeing her husbands present, she would give him her own. So she strips down to nothing and goes downstairs to surprise her husband. The man looks up at his wife and says, "For $200.00, you think they would at least iron the gown."