Anning Jokes
30 anning jokes and hilarious anning puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about anning that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Anning Short Jokes
Short anning jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anning humour may include short jokes also.
- Given the terms crab , tuna , lobster , and Chinese guy caught in an avalanche of boulders , which does not fit? Ans: tuna . The other 3 are crushed asians.
- Only programmers will get this one: Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Ans: Because they had too many arguments. - Old man falls into well Why did the old man fall into the well?
Ans: because he could not see that well - How do you know when you're REALLY drunk ? ANS - When you are lying face down in your front lawn and you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off.
- Whaddaya get What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
Ans.:
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog! - Why can't you take a picture of a man with a walking stick? Ans: You take a photo with a camera not a walking stick.
- Weird Question in Exam Q) What do you find in cells?
My Ans) Black People
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I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology. - What is a place where u pay them and u do all the work but u cant complain even though u are a customer Ans: Gyms
- Why the spider didn't go to school ?? Why the spider didn't go to school ??
Ans - Because she learned everything on the web (lol !) - Difference b/w secretary & private secretary Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
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Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
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Anning One Liners
Which anning one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anning? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI
- Lawyer's Joke for Lawyers What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60?
Ans: Your Honor. - What ancient civilization had the best tattoos? The Ink-ans
- Question: What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift? Ans: Hodor
- 3 languages What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages?
ans: trilingual - What type of flour is really good at football? ans:RonalDOUGH
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Anning Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about anning you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anning pranks.
Two high school graduates are discussing their future college plans. The first says "I'm planning on going into farming, it's what my father did and it makes good money." The second asks "What type of farming? Wheat, corn, livestock?"
"I don't know man, there are so many fields to choose from."
Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8
In charge of planning Yoda was
My wife is super upset at our neighbour who happens to enjoy suntanning in her backyard n**...
Personally though, I'm on the fence.
LPT: If you are planning to settle down, don't date a soccer player.
There's only a 1/11 chance they are a keeper.
Vladimir Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said...
"No. That's why we want to go to the moon."
Now that elon musk has bought Twitter and laid off half the staff, he's planning on buying YouTube and Facebook and doing the same with them. To save even more money, he plans on merging the three companies into one…
…He's going to call it YouTwitFace.
From my dad: What do you get when a t**... blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a t**... brunette?
Your camera.
OPEN LETTER TO qatar: you're seriously banning homosexuality at your World Cup?
Come on guys…
A man walks into a bar and sees h**... and Stalin.
A man walks into a bar and sees h**... and Stalin at a table. He asks them what they were doing and was told that they were planning WW3.
h**... says, "We are going to kill 15 million jews, and a bicycle repairman."
The man, confused asks, "Why the bicycle repairman?"
h**... turns to Stalin and tells him, "See? I told you no one would care about the 15 million Jews!"
My wife thought it would be fun if we each have a list of 3 people that would be OK to sleep with if given the chance.
**Her list:** Paul Rudd, Adam Levine, and Channing Tatum
**My list:** Her best friend Stephanie, that barista at our coffee shop, and my ex girlfriend
Peyton Manning is opening a bakery.
As a special promotion, he's giving away turnovers.
Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport?
Because the best you can get is bronze.
NBC is planning a sitcom about the life of Abe Lincoln.
Shot in front of a live studio audience.
Trump lysol joke
President Trump is completely right about coronavirus treatment.
If you eat chloroquine phosphate, drink a pint of Chlorox, shoot-up rubbing alcohol, shove a flashlight up your a**..., and c**... on a tanning bed, you will never get Covid-19
PresidentTrump is completely right about coronavirus treatment.
If you eat chloroquine phosphate, drink a pint of Chlorox, shoot-up rubbing alcohol, shove a flashlight up your a**..., and c**... on a tanning bed, you will never get Covid-19.
The Inca people were one of the few who ever mastered hunting with owls, much like traditional falconry.
Legend says they learned calls to communicate with the intelligent birds, even to the point of planning attack strategies ahead of time.
And that's where we get the term Inca-hoots.
A man walks into a bar and sees h**... and Stalin...
A man walks into a bar and sees h**... and Stalin sitting at a table. He walks up to them and asks what they are doing. h**... says were planning WW3. The man asks what's going to happen this time. h**... says this time were going to kill 15 million Jews and a bicycle repair man. The man asks why a bicycle repair man. h**... turns to Stalin and says see I told you know one would care about the 15 million Jews.
Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are planning a costume party
and the theme is composers. Bruce tells the other stars, "I'll dress up as Mozart". Sylvester responds, "I'd be a great Beethoven". As the two are planning their costumes, Arnold checks the time and notices he's late for an appointment. As he hurries out the door, Bruce and Stallone ask "Hey, Arnold, who'll you dress up as? Arnold responds, as he walks out of the room, "I'll be Bach".
h**... walked in to a bar...
The bartenders says "whoa, h**... I thought you were dead"
h**... says "no, just hiding. I'm planning to kill the rest of the Jews and 5 clowns"
The bartender asks "why the clowns?"
h**... says "see no one cares about Jews"
My friends, the Leas, are planning to name their firstborn after their favorite Harry Potter character.
Sirius Lea, it's true
Ukrainian authorities are planning to turn the Chernobyl exclusion zone into an amusement park
They say the only difference between it and Disneyland will be that the six foot tall mouse isn't a costume.
*Ouch!!* *Zut alors!!*
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
(...and you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this on raydeet.... Well, I figure I have nothing Toulouse. )
What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
Manning was just a bit too much for them.
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin meet with guests at the White House
One of the guests asks: Mister President, what are you talking about with president Putin? – We are planning World War III.' - 'And what does it look like?' – Trump: We will kill 4 million Muslims and a dentist... The guest looks a bit confused: Why a dentist? - Putin claps Trump on the back and says, What did I tell you, Donald? No one will ask about the Muslims.