Annie Jokes

Following is our collection of cindy humor and anne one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Annie puns for adults, dirty abby jokes or clean keanu gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Annie

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Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school.

Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?" "I nearly died of shame!" she answers.

"Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed."

"No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves! that I was HOMEMADE."

Where did little Annie go during the explosion?

Everywhere.

Little Johnny and classmates are asked to bring an edible item to the classroom...

"So, Mary, what did you bring today?", the teacher asks.

"An apple. We love apples at home."

"Great, what about you, Annie?"

"I brought a PB & Jelly sandwich. It's so yummy!"

"Everybody loves those... and you, what did you bring today?"

Little Johnny opens his backpack and grabs a light bulb.

"Johnny, why did you bring a light bulb? That's not an edible item..." says the teacher.

"Well, not in your home. But yesterday night I heard my dad tell my mom 'turn the light off. Now you're going to swallow it.'"

How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter?

Annie Mae

A Sunday school teacher asked the children

just
before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is
it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping"


Why is Annie the Orphan crying?

There was a solar eclipse.

even though im a hardcore weeb, i still like 3d girls.

especially annie may.

A tip for meeting Michael Jackson.

If your name's Annie, you're OK.

Annie Leibovitz was the last person to shoot John Lennon before his death

Except for the guy who shot him.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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