Comical Annie Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
Purchased Vs. Homemade
Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?" "I nearly died of shame!" she answers.
"Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."
Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed."
"No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves! that I was HOMEMADE."
Where did little Annie go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter?
Annie Mae
even though im a hardcore weeb, i still like 3d girls.
especially annie may.
A Sunday school teacher asked the children
just
before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is
it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping"
Why is Annie the Orphan crying?
There was a solar eclipse.
A tip for meeting Michael Jackson.
If your name's Annie, you're OK.
Teacher: Annie, what's the chemical formula for water?
Annie: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Annie: Didn't you say it's H to O?
Annie Leibovitz was the last person to shoot John Lennon before his death
Except for the guy who shot him.
My wife and I are having a threesome with Annie Wilkes tonight.
We heard she swings both ways.
My friend learned today that his effeminate kid's favourite song comes from Annie.
I'm not sure, but if I had to guess, The Son'll Come Out Tomorrow.
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