Annexing Ukraine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Annexing Ukraine jokes. There are some annexing ukraine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these annexing ukraine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cheerful Fun Annexing Ukraine Jokes for Lovely Laughter

Trump calls Putin on the phone

Trump says, "You need to stop annexing territory in Ukraine"

Putin responds, "Crimea river"

What did Russia say to Ukraine after they annexed their peninsula?

Crimea river.

Apparently Putin wants to rename a river in the annexed region of Ukraine

Crimea a river

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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