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Funniest Annexation Short Jokes

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1. Trump calls Putin on the phone Trump says, "You need to stop annexing territory in Ukraine"
   Putin responds, "Crimea river"
2. Putin, at the summit: Donald, I'm thinking of annexing all the nations around Russia. What do you think? Trump: Then Soviet.
3. Top UN officials asked Vladimir Putin to stop annexing countries He responded: Oh go Crimea river
4. I lovingly call my girlfriend "Russia" Because she's always annexing my territory in bed when we sleep.
5. If the Southern States of the US annexed the northern part of Mexico right now... The average I.Q. of both countries would go up
6. Angela Merkel announces German annexation of Czechoslovakia during G7 speech. *Russian *Ukraine
7. I figured out how to solve i**... immigration! Annex Mexico; then people won't be immigrating anymore, they'll just be moving!

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Annexation One Liners

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1. What did Putin say to Obama when Russia annexed Crimea? Crimea river.
2. What did Russia say to Ukraine after they annexed their peninsula? Crimea river.
3. How did Putin annex Crimea so fast? Because he is always Russian.
4. Apparently Putin wants to rename a river in the annexed region of Ukraine Crimea a river
5. Q: Why do pirates like algebra?
   A: "Annex" marks the spot.
6. Q: Why do pirates like algebra?
   A: "Annex" marks the spot.
7. What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it? Crimean river.
8. Q: Why do pirates like algebra?
   A: "Annex" marks the spot.
9. What did Ukrainians sing when Crimea was annexed by Russia? Cry me a river.

Annexation Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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