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I've been to Amsterdam... There are signs pointing to her house everywhere.
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
Why didn't Anne Frank have any kids?
The plunger went all the way through.
...she fainted.
Sisters Anne, Mary, and Teresa are driving across the country when they are in a car crash and all die tragically.
In heaven, the three of them are standing in front of the pearly gates and St. Peter is standing before them. He says to them, "Sisters, I understand that you are all women of faith, and I would be more than happy to let you into heaven without hesitation, but as it is the rules, I must ask you each one question that you must answer correctly before I can let you enter"
The nuns all agree and Sister Anne steps forward first.
"Sister Anne, what was the name of the first man?"
She barely misses a beat before announcing happily "Adam!"
*Gong!*
The gates open and she enters.
Sister Mary then steps forward and St. Peter asks her, "Sister Mary, what is the name of the first woman?"
"Eve!"
*Gong!*
The gates open and Sister Mary enters heaven.
St. Peter then addresses Sister Teresa, "Teresa, what is the first thing that Eve said when she saw Adam?"
Sister Teresa thinks for a minute... two minutes... three minutes.. then mutters to herself "That's a hard one..."
*Gong!*
Otter space.
[credit goes to Anne Carson, or wherever she heard it]
Anne Frank's drum kit.
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Two years rent free.
First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
...I really do not find it very funny, Anne Frankly you shouldn't either!
Frantic, she asks her mom what's going on.
Her mother replies, "Don't worry sweetie, the part where the hair grows is called the Monkey. Be proud that your Monkey is growing hair."
The girl sighs in relief, and later at the dinner table she smiled and told her older sister Beth, "I've got hair growing on my Monkey."
The sister laughs and replies back, "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
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Brb, door
Anne Franks
And there was a round on Literature. The question was "Name the book where the characters all lived behind a wardrobe". Imagine the disgust when I shouted "The diary of Anne Frank"!
The Daiquiri of Anne Frank.
She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare!
And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
Anne Frankly, none of them are even that good.
Anne Frank's Diary
She could have learned how to defeat the nazis.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
Anne Frank's diarrhea.
In his little niece Anne.
"Anne hath a way."
It was the diary of Anne Frank
Or as you may know it, Anne Frank's birthday.
You're the kind of guy who would buy Anne Frank a drum set.
And call it Anne Franks...
I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone.
Anne Frankly, it was just bad.
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Anne frankly, they're a terrible hiding place.
They're both hide and seek champions!
Anne Frank's
Anne frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of them.
Anne Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't do it already. I hope they step on the gas and burn the place down.
Mr Frank - "Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming".
Anne Frank - "I am too"
Amble in
(Anne Boyeyn)
I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)
I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.
Anne Atomy
It could have been a real game changer.
Anne Frankly They're childish and offensive
Because the Holo-cost a lot of money. Anne Frankly, it wasn't worth it.
It's called *"The Diarrhea of Anne Frank."*
They're going to be serving Sausages, Brats, Anne Franks.
Anne Hathaway
out of Mein Kamf-ort zone, Anne Frank-ly I find them offensive.
To get baked
Her parents are alcoholic.
Their customer service executive called, it was a woman. I asked if her first name is Anne, we laughed and now I have no internet.
Anne Frankly, I can't believe she died that early into her life.
Rocks Anne!
Anne Frank's drumset
Anne Bowlin'
So how does getting Anne Frank a drum set for her birthday stack up?
Give it to Anne Frank.
Anne Frank's drumkit
Anne Frank's drum set.
The diarrhea of Anne Frank
That the scene where the Nazis entered the stage and said "where is she" the audience shouted "she's in the attic".
Chicken Anne Rice
It's not like she was trapped in the closet after all.
A Dutch Oven
You know what they say. Dalmatian.
On a side note, Mary Anne MacLeod illegally migrated to the US in 1929. A few years later she gave birth to Donald Trump.
So he may have a point.
Not Z!
While pointing a gun and taking their valuables, he asked the them:
Mugger: What's your name?
Woman: My name is Donna.
Mugger: You have a name like my mother. I will not kill you then. And you? (Asking the other)
Man: My name is Dave, but my friends call me Anne.
We pray you Saint Anne...
The devil appears: Oh, it's you guys again. For Pete's sake stop calling me if you don't mean it and at least pronounce my name right.
(Made this up myself, still giggling...)
Anne Frank
Anne frank
....that the beheading of Anne Boleyn was an interrogation gone wrong.
She had concentration problems
Anne Frank simulator, looked okayish (as good as an attic can look) and had decent sound. Although the game has a big bug. During the tutorial everytime I jump I get shot.
Anne Tenna
Anne Frankly, I won't stand for them.
One comes out of the closet, the other comes out of the chimney
Anne Hathaway with wordths
\*\*Concentration problems\*\*
The devil appears: Whazzzzup homie, why you pronounce my name so funny?
anne frankly, I think they're tasteless.
They're usually unoriginal, Anne Frankly, I don't find them funny.
"The Diary of Anne Frank"
Yeah, she was in the closet.
Just kidding they're all dead.
Anne frankly, im getting quite sick of them
Where Anne Hathawill,
Anne Hathaway.
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