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I've been to Amsterdam... There are signs pointing to her house everywhere.
Frantic, she asks her mom what's going on.
Her mother replies, "Don't worry sweetie, the part where the hair grows is called the Monkey. Be proud that your Monkey is growing hair."
The girl sighs in relief, and later at the dinner table she smiled and told her older sister Beth, "I've got hair growing on my Monkey."
The sister laughs and replies back, "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
Two years rent free.
First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
The diarrhea of Anne Frank
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
When suddenly there's a huge crash and there are no survivors. All the nuns ascend to Heaven, where they are told by St. Peter to stand in a line to go through.
"Hello ladies, I'm sorry but before you go through there's a slight formality. Sister Anne, please come forward. Have you ever touched a penis?"
"I think I touched one once."
Ok he says, place your finger in the holy water. She does this and gets into heaven.
"Sister June, have you ever touched a penis?"
"I held one in my hand for a while."
Places hand in the water and she gets past the gate.
All of a sudden there is a huge commosion at the back of the queue as a huge nun runs forward, barreling all the rest out the way.
"If you think I'm gargling that after Sister Mary's had her arse in it you can guess again!"
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
And there was a round on Literature. The question was "Name the book where the characters all lived behind a wardrobe". Imagine the disgust when I shouted "The diary of Anne Frank"!
Otter space.
[credit goes to Anne Carson, or wherever she heard it]
Anne Frank's drum kit.
Brb, door
...I really do not find it very funny, Anne Frankly you shouldn't either!
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
Anne Franks
The Daiquiri of Anne Frank.
Anne alwayth Hathaway.
They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
Why didn't Anne Frank have any kids?
The plunger went all the way through.
...she fainted.
(*pensively*):
Hmmm, I guess things are really getting serious between me and my girlfriend, uh, Carrie Anne, because I just added the song "Carrie Anne" to my favourites playlist.
(*lightheartedly*):
I mean, I don't even particularly like that song.
and Anne Frank is still the shower.
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
Cum on guys, gay jokes aren't funny. Niether are 9/11 jokes, they're plane stupid. Also jokes about the holocaust, Anne frankly I'm tired of it. "I did nazi that coming." And what about cripple jokes? I can't stand them!
Don't forget women jokes! They're stupid.....period.
Anne Frankly I won't stand for them.
she really is quite eloquent. Alas I was born with a lisp.
Because it's produced by Anne Has A Bush.
It's about a girl that's pretty dramatic and gets carried away.
Just the other day I saw Anne Frank...
Dat ash
Anne frankly I don't like them
Sisters Anne, Mary, and Teresa are driving across the country when they are in a car crash and all die tragically.
In heaven, the three of them are standing in front of the pearly gates and St. Peter is standing before them. He says to them, "Sisters, I understand that you are all women of faith, and I would be more than happy to let you into heaven without hesitation, but as it is the rules, I must ask you each one question that you must answer correctly before I can let you enter"
The nuns all agree and Sister Anne steps forward first.
"Sister Anne, what was the name of the first man?"
She barely misses a beat before announcing happily "Adam!"
*Gong!*
The gates open and she enters.
Sister Mary then steps forward and St. Peter asks her, "Sister Mary, what is the name of the first woman?"
"Eve!"
*Gong!*
The gates open and Sister Mary enters heaven.
St. Peter then addresses Sister Teresa, "Teresa, what is the first thing that Eve said when she saw Adam?"
Sister Teresa thinks for a minute... two minutes... three minutes.. then mutters to herself "That's a hard one..."
*Gong!*
The jews did nazi it coming, Anne Frankly it hit them like a speeding train on its way to auschwitz.
the only person to go to Amsterdam NOT to get baked.
I think I'm just going to throw away my script for *The Dictionary in the Attic: An Anne Frank story*
I thought it would be bigger, considering what a celebrity she was-
I doubt it. She knew when it was appropriate to shut the fuck up.
She got so baked.
She got so baked.
Anne Frank's house is clearly marked in every tourist map of Amsterdam. No wonder the Nazis eventually found her.
...Too soon?
Anne frankly I can't stand them.
Pat Robertson's walking down the sidewalk. This kid is there with a box full of kittens, Pat says, "Those are just some of the prettiest kittens I've ever seen". The boy says, "Yeah, They're Christian kittens". Pat says, "adorable". A few days later he and Anne Coulter were on the same sidewalk, and the kid's still there. Pat says, "Hey Anne, go over and ask him about those kittens". Anne walks over and she says, "those are some cute kittens". And the kid says, "Yeah, they're atheist kittens". Pat says, "wait a minute, last week you told me they were Christian Kittens". The boy answered, "Yeah, but now their eyes are open".
and tells the local priest, "Father, forgive me, for I have slept with a loose woman."
The priest thinks for a moment and says, "Well, son, was it Mary?"
"No Father."
"Hmm," the priest continues, "was it Fiona?"
"No, no father," the man replies.
"And was it Anne?"
"No, father."
After a pause, the priest says, "Give me one our fathers and two hail marys, and all will be forgiven."
The man exits the confessional and slides in next to his friend on a pew.
"So," the friend asks, "what'd the father give you?"
"Well, I got one our fathers, two hail marys, and three good leads."
**source**: Prairie Home Companion
Duck!
Nvm
so that's why I'm having a Kickstarter fund to start filming:
*The Diary of Anne Frank 2: Attic Renegades*
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