Anne Jokes

Funniest Anne Short Jokes

Short anne jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anne humour may include short anne frankly jokes also.

1. Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free.
2. You know, I bet that actress from The Devil Wears Prada could do anything she puts her mind to. Where Anne Hathawill,
   Anne Hathaway.
3. I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare!
   And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
4. I feel sorry for Anne Frank... First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
5. I knew a girl named Cheyanne who always kept to herself… She gradually became more talkative, so now we just call her Anne
6. I just got fired for looking up clown videos on my lunch break. My boss didn't buy that "Lisa Ann gets creampied" is a clown video
7. Wife and I were talking about unusual names. Saw a Dr. Teak. Said if he had a daughter, the greatest name would be Ann. Then I thought, no, that would be old-fashioned.
8. What's the difference between ann coulter and shooting arrows at lovers? Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
9. did you hear what the little boy found when he opened his toy box? Raggedy Ann setting on Pinocchio's face screaming,"Lie to me, lie to me."
10. Why did Germany almost go bankrupt? Because the Holo-cost a lot of money. Anne Frankly, it wasn't worth it.

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Anne One Liners

Which anne one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anne? I can suggest the ones about anne frank and sister.

1. When Anne has a will... Anne Hathaway
2. Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer.
3. What did the drummer call his triplets? Anna One, Anna Two, Anne Three
4. Holocaust jokes arent funny anne frankly, I think they're tasteless.
5. You're as useless as... Anne Frank's drumset
6. Holocaust jokes are... out of Mein Kamf-ort zone, Anne Frank-ly I find them offensive.
7. Holocaust jokes are not funny Anne frankly, im getting quite sick of them
8. I don't like holocaust jokes Anne Frankley I won't stand for them
9. What's brown and runs in the attic? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
10. What do you call a skeleton trying to sell a wall? Ann Coulter
11. What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
12. Im going to open a Kosher Hotdog stand in my attic. It's called Anne's Franks.
13. What was the last cooking implement used by Anne Frank? A Dutch Oven
14. Guys.. Seriously Jew jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly They're childish and offensive
15. What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog? Anne Frank's

Anne Frankly Jokes

Here is a list of funny anne frankly jokes and even better anne frankly puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Anne Frank, Michael Jackson, and Helen Keller walk into a bar... Just kidding they're all dead.
• I want to start a kosher hotdog company And call it Anne Franks...
• What smelled so bad it almost cost a young girl her life? Anne Frank's diarrhea.
• Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time. Mr Frank - "Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming".
  Anne Frank - "I am too"
• So I heard they're demolishing Hitlers house Anne Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't do it already. I hope they step on the gas and burn the place down.
• Who's the best hide and go seek player Anne Frank
• Did you hear about the chain of German restaurants opening up this year? They're going to be serving Sausages, Brats, Anne Franks.
• Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII? I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.
• Many people ask, Was Anne Frank gay? Yeah, she was in the closet.
• My buddy Frank is a HUGE fan of diarrhea. I was thinking of writing a book about him, but it looks like the title is already taken. "The Diary of Anne Frank"

Anne Frank Jokes

Here is a list of funny anne frank jokes and even better anne frank puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's Jewish and runs? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
• Anne Frank's famous last words. Brb, door
• What's the most useless thing ever? Anne Frank's drum kit.
• You're about as useful as... Anne Frank's drum set.
• A recently discovered European WWII era manuscript tells the story of a young Jewish girl who often had liquidy bowel movements. It's called *"The Diarrhea of Anne Frank."*
• Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary? She needed more concentration.
• I don't like holocaust jokes They're usually unoriginal, Anne Frankly, I don't find them funny.
• Holocaust jokes are nothing to laugh about Ann Frankly they shouldn't be tolerated
• You will never guess what I found in my attic bathroom... The diarrhea of Anne Frank
• You're about as useful as... Anne Frank's drumkit

Anne Hathaway Jokes

Here is a list of funny anne hathaway jokes and even better anne hathaway puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• No one could ever change Shakespeare's mind but one lady. What would you call that? Ann hath-a-way
• Have you heard about the new film from the lead actress in "The Devil Wears Prada", about assuring people with lisps that they're perfectly normal? Anne Hathaway with wordths

Hilarious Anne Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about anne you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean saint jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anne pranks.