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Best Short Anne Jokes

Short anne puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anne humour may include short anne frankly jokes also.

  1. Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free.
  2. You know, I bet that actress from The Devil Wears Prada could do anything she puts her mind to. Where Anne Hathawill,
    Anne Hathaway.
  3. I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare!
    And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
  4. I feel sorry for Anne Frank... First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
  5. I knew a girl named Cheyanne who always kept to herself… She gradually became more talkative, so now we just call her Anne
  6. I just got fired for looking up clown videos on my lunch break. My boss didn't buy that "Lisa Ann gets creampied" is a clown video
  7. Wife and I were talking about unusual names. Saw a Dr. Teak. Said if he had a daughter, the greatest name would be Ann. Then I thought, no, that would be old-fashioned.
  8. What's the difference between ann coulter and shooting arrows at lovers? Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
  9. did you hear what the little boy found when he opened his toy box? Raggedy Ann setting on Pinocchio's face screaming,"Lie to me, lie to me."
  10. Why did Germany almost go bankrupt? Because the Holo-cost a lot of money. Anne Frankly, it wasn't worth it.
Anne joke, Why did Germany almost go bankrupt?

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Anne One Liners

Which anne one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anne? I can suggest the ones about anne frank and sister.

  1. When Anne has a will... Anne Hathaway
  2. Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer.
  3. What did the drummer call his triplets? Anna One, Anna Two, Anne Three
  4. Holocaust jokes arent funny anne frankly, I think they're tasteless.
  5. You're as useless as... Anne Frank's drumset
  6. Holocaust jokes are... out of Mein Kamf-ort zone, Anne Frank-ly I find them offensive.
  7. Holocaust jokes are not funny Anne frankly, im getting quite sick of them
  8. I don't like holocaust jokes Anne Frankley I won't stand for them
  9. What's brown and runs in the attic? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
  10. What do you call a skeleton trying to sell a wall? Ann Coulter
  11. What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
  12. Im going to open a Kosher Hotdog stand in my attic. It's called Anne's Franks.
  13. What was the last cooking implement used by Anne Frank? A Dutch Oven
  14. Guys.. Seriously Jew jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly They're childish and offensive
  15. What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog? Anne Frank's

Anne Frankly Jokes

Here is a list of funny anne frankly jokes and even better anne frankly puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Anne Frank, Michael Jackson, and Helen Keller walk into a bar... Just kidding they're all dead.
  • I want to start a kosher hotdog company And call it Anne Franks...
  • What smelled so bad it almost cost a young girl her life? Anne Frank's diarrhea.
  • Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time. Mr Frank - "Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming".
    Anne Frank - "I am too"
  • So I heard they're demolishing Hitlers house Anne Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't do it already. I hope they step on the gas and burn the place down.
  • Who's the best hide and go seek player Anne Frank
  • Did you hear about the chain of German restaurants opening up this year? They're going to be serving Sausages, Brats, Anne Franks.
  • Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII? I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.
  • Many people ask, Was Anne Frank gay? Yeah, she was in the closet.
  • My buddy Frank is a HUGE fan of diarrhea. I was thinking of writing a book about him, but it looks like the title is already taken. "The Diary of Anne Frank"

Anne Frank Jokes

Here is a list of funny anne frank jokes and even better anne frank puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's Jewish and runs? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
  • Anne Frank's famous last words. Brb, door
  • What's the most useless thing ever? Anne Frank's drum kit.
  • You're about as useful as... Anne Frank's drum set.
  • A recently discovered European WWII era manuscript tells the story of a young Jewish girl who often had liquidy bowel movements. It's called *"The Diarrhea of Anne Frank."*
  • Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary? She needed more concentration.
  • I don't like holocaust jokes They're usually unoriginal, Anne Frankly, I don't find them funny.
  • Holocaust jokes are nothing to laugh about Ann Frankly they shouldn't be tolerated
  • You will never guess what I found in my attic bathroom... The diarrhea of Anne Frank
  • You're about as useful as... Anne Frank's drumkit

Anne Hathaway Jokes

Here is a list of funny anne hathaway jokes and even better anne hathaway puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • No one could ever change Shakespeare's mind but one lady. What would you call that? Ann hath-a-way
  • Have you heard about the new film from the lead actress in "The Devil Wears Prada", about assuring people with lisps that they're perfectly normal? Anne Hathaway with wordths
Anne joke, Have you heard about the new film from the lead actress in "The Devil Wears Prada", about assuring p

Hilarious Anne Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about anne you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean saint jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make anne prank.

I've never understood how the n**... couldn't find where Anne Frank was hiding

I've been to Amsterdam... There are sign pointing to her house everywhere.

How did Anne Frank's parents punish her?

They stuck a plunger in the toilet.

Why didn't Anne Frank have any kids?
The plunger went all the way through.
...she fainted.

Three nuns

Sisters Anne, Mary, and Teresa are driving across the country when they are in a car c**... and all die tragically.
In heaven, the three of them are standing in front of the pearly gates and St. Peter is standing before them. He says to them, "Sisters, I understand that you are all women of faith, and I would be more than happy to let you into heaven without hesitation, but as it is the rules, I must ask you each one question that you must answer correctly before I can let you enter"
The nuns all agree and Sister Anne steps forward first.
"Sister Anne, what was the name of the first man?"
She barely misses a beat before announcing happily "Adam!"
The gates open and she enters.
Sister Mary then steps forward and St. Peter asks her, "Sister Mary, what is the name of the first woman?"
The gates open and Sister Mary enters heaven.
St. Peter then addresses Sister Teresa, "Teresa, what is the first thing that Eve said when she saw Adam?"
Sister Teresa thinks for a minute... two minutes... three minutes.. then mutters to herself "That's a hard one..."

Where do otters come from?

Otter space.
[credit goes to Anne Carson, or wherever she heard it]

Holocaust humor...

...I really do not find it very funny, Anne Frankly you shouldn't either!

There was a pub quiz last week

And there was a round on Literature. The question was "Name the book where the characters all lived behind a wardrobe". Imagine the disgust when I shouted "The diary of Anne Frank"!

My new favorite drink is called

The Daiquiri of Anne Frank.

I'm sick and tired of hearing Jew jokes!

Anne Frankly, none of them are even that good.

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

"Anne hath a way."

I got a book for Hanukkah today

It was the diary of Anne Frank

Grammar n**... really make me fuhrious.

I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone.
Anne Frankly, it was just bad.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in
(Anne Boyeyn)
I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

What did the biologist name his daughter?

Anne Atomy

Why did Anne Frank go to camp?

To get baked

Have you met my friend Katherine Anne Porter Stout?

Her parents are alcoholic.

My Internet Service Provider is called Hathway....

Their customer service executive called, it was a woman. I asked if her first name is Anne, we laughed and now I have no internet.

What's a geologist's favourite Police song?

Rocks Anne!

It's not the gift, but the thought that counts

So how does getting Anne Frank a drum set for her birthday stack up?

The actress who played the lead role in the local theatre production of Anne Frank's Diary was so bad

That the scene where the n**... entered the stage and said "where is she" the audience shouted "she's in the attic".

I don't know why people are so shocked Anne Frank wrote down her thoughts about s**...

It's not like she was trapped in the closet after all.

Did you hear the one about the firedog getting rebuked by a Raggedy Anne?

You know what they say. Dalmatian.

On the immigration debate, Donald Trump said of other countries: "They're not sending us their best people."

On a side note, Mary Anne MacLeod illegally migrated to the US in 1929. A few years later she gave birth to Donald Trump.

So he may have a point.

A mugger held a couple.

While pointing a gun and taking their valuables, he asked the them:
Mugger: What's your name?
Woman: My name is Donna.
Mugger: You have a name like my mother. I will not kill you then. And you? (Asking the other)
Man: My name is Dave, but my friends call me Anne.

Meanwhile at a catholic church...

We pray you Saint Anne...
The devil appears: Oh, it's you guys again. For Pete's sake stop calling me if you don't mean it and at least pronounce my name right.
(Made this up myself, still giggling...)

Henry Tudor just tweeted....

....that the beheading of Anne Boleyn was an interrogation gone wrong.

What do you call a women that works in telecommunications?

Anne Tenna

You know what? Jokes about Jews aren't funny.

Anne Frankly, I won't stand for them.

What's the difference between being gay and being Anne Frank?

One comes out of the closet, the other comes out of the chimney

A catholic priest was praying Saint Anne.

The devil appears: Whazzzzup homie, why you pronounce my name so funny?

Most people don't know that Bon Jovi's sister is the bassist for the band Fish.

Her name is Anne Jovi.

Wife: I want to be treated like a queen

Husband: Of course. Don't lose your head but have you heard of Anne Boleyn?

Anne joke, Wife: I want to be treated like a queen

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