The Best 35 Anne Frankly Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Anne Frankly Jokes and Puns

I've never understood how the Nazis couldn't find where Anne Frank was hiding

I've been to Amsterdam... There are signs pointing to her house everywhere.

Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone.

It could have been a real game changer.

Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of.

Two years rent free.

I feel bad for Anne Frank

She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare!

And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.

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I feel sorry for Anne Frank...

First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.


Holocaust jokes arent funny

anne frankly, I think they're tasteless.

You're as useless as...

Anne Frank's drumset

The actress who played the lead role in the local theatre production of Anne Frank's Diary was so bad

That the scene where the Nazis entered the stage and said "where is she" the audience shouted "she's in the attic".

Why did Germany almost go bankrupt?

Because the Holo-cost a lot of money. Anne Frankly, it wasn't worth it.

Holocaust jokes are not funny

Anne frankly, im getting quite sick of them

Holocaust jokes are...

out of Mein Kamf-ort zone, Anne Frank-ly I find them offensive.

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Grammar Nazis really make me fuhrious.

I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone.

Anne Frankly, it was just bad.

What's brown and runs in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Anne Frank, Michael Jackson, and Helen Keller walk into a bar...

Just kidding they're all dead.

Im going to open a Kosher Hotdog stand in my attic.

It's called Anne's Franks.

What was the last cooking implement used by Anne Frank?

A Dutch Oven

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Guys.. Seriously Jew jokes aren't funny.

Anne Frankly They're childish and offensive

What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog?

Anne Frank's


I want to start a kosher hotdog company

And call it Anne Franks...

What smelled so bad it almost cost a young girl her life?

Anne Frank's diarrhea.

I recently visited Amsterdam

I couldn't believe all the signs pointing to Ann Frank's house.

No wonder the Nazi's were able to find her.

Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time.

Mr Frank - "Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming".

Anne Frank - "I am too"

So I heard they're demolishing Hitlers house

Anne Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't do it already. I hope they step on the gas and burn the place down.

Who's the best hide and go seek player

Anne Frank

Did you hear about the chain of German restaurants opening up this year?

They're going to be serving Sausages, Brats, Anne Franks.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

There was a pub quiz last week

And there was a round on Literature. The question was "Name the book where the characters all lived behind a wardrobe". Imagine the disgust when I shouted "The diary of Anne Frank"!

Many people ask, Was Anne Frank gay?

Yeah, she was in the closet.


My buddy Frank is a HUGE fan of diarrhea. I was thinking of writing a book about him, but it looks like the title is already taken.

"The Diary of Anne Frank"

Hitler said

Hitler said I sent my soldiers to hunt and kill Jews, ann-frankly they are hard to find .

What's Jewish and runs?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Anne Frank's famous last words.

Brb, door

What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.


You're about as useful as...

Anne Frank's drum set.

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