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  1. Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free.
  2. I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare!
    And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
  3. Why did Germany almost go bankrupt? Because the Holo-cost a lot of money. Anne Frankly, it wasn't worth it.
  4. Anne Frank, Michael Jackson, and Helen Keller walk into a bar... Just kidding they're all dead.
  5. Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time. Mr Frank - "Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming".
    Anne Frank - "I am too"
  6. Did you hear about the chain of German restaurants opening up this year? They're going to be serving Sausages, Brats, Anne Franks.
  7. My buddy Frank is a HUGE fan of diarrhea. I was thinking of writing a book about him, but it looks like the title is already taken. "The Diary of Anne Frank"
  8. A recently discovered European WWII era manuscript tells the story of a young Jewish girl who often had liquidy bowel movements. It's called *"The Diarrhea of Anne Frank."*
  9. It's not the gift, but the thought that counts So how does getting Anne Frank a drum set for her birthday stack up?
  10. My new favorite drink is called The Daiquiri of Anne Frank.

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  1. Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer.
  2. Holocaust jokes arent funny anne frankly, I think they're tasteless.
  3. Holocaust jokes are not funny Anne frankly, im getting quite sick of them
  4. What's brown and runs in the attic? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
  5. What was the last cooking implement used by Anne Frank? A Dutch Oven
  6. What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog? Anne Frank's
  7. I want to start a kosher hotdog company And call it Anne Franks...
  8. What smelled so bad it almost cost a young girl her life? Anne Frank's diarrhea.
  9. Who's the best hide and go seek player Anne Frank
  10. Many people ask, Was Anne Frank gay? Yeah, she was in the closet.
  11. Anne Frank's famous last words. Brb, door
  12. What's the most useless thing ever? Anne Frank's drum kit.
  13. Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary? She needed more concentration.
  14. You will never guess what I found in my attic bathroom... The diarrhea of Anne Frank
  15. Which book has the worst cliffhanger? Anne Frank's Diary

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I've never understood how the n**... couldn't find where Anne Frank was hiding

I've been to Amsterdam... There are sign pointing to her house everywhere.

How did Anne Frank's parents punish her?

They stuck a plunger in the toilet.

Why didn't Anne Frank have any kids?
The plunger went all the way through.
...she fainted.

Day 3 in the big brother house...

and Anne Frank is still the shower.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Anne Frank

Just the other day I saw Anne Frank...
Dat ash

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How do you punish Anne Frank?

Nvm

We have to seriously stop with the Holocaust jokes.....

"Ann Frankly", they're quite offensive

Celibacy (searched but didn't find...)

What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.
He then addressed the men.
Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?

Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered,
Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?

And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.

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Holocaust humor...

...I really do not find it very funny, Anne Frankly you shouldn't either!

Anne Frank may have been....

the only person to go to Amsterdam NOT to get baked.

There was a pub quiz last week

And there was a round on Literature. The question was "Name the book where the characters all lived behind a wardrobe". Imagine the disgust when I shouted "The diary of Anne Frank"!

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If Dr. Seuss was to describe Ann Franks story...

It could be titled, h**... Hears A Jew.

Something you wouldn't want to find in your attic:

Anne Frank

What's Anne Franks favourite counter strike map?

Dust

I got a book for Hanukkah today

It was the diary of Anne Frank

Anyone else like the holidays of other cultures? Like, I love the one where you take a bunch of presents and hide them in the attic.

Or as you may know it, Anne Frank's birthday.

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What did h**... say when he knew he had lost?

It's just Anne Frank bro

What was Anne Frank's favorite music genre?

House. Deep House.

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

What is Anne Frank's favorite drink?

Jewce.

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

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I'm not saying you're a j**... but...

You're the kind of guy who would buy Anne Frank a drum set.

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Grammar n**... really make me fuhrious.

I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone.
Anne Frankly, it was just bad.

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What's Jewish and runs?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

You know what I hate about attics? How dark they are.

Anne frankly, they're a terrible hiding place.

Can we please stop Holocaust jokes?

They're so mean, insensitive Anne Frank-ly I'm sick of them

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

What was Anne Frank's middle name?

Ashley

How did Anne Frank die?

Who cares

What's Anne Frank's martial art style?

Jew jitsu

Did Anne Frank have a good time at camp?

Of course! She said it was a gas!

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There's a lot of lame holocaust jokes on this thread...

Anne frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of them.

What did Anne Frank get for Christmas?

A easy bake oven

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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Holocaust jokes are...

out of Mein Kamf-ort zone, Anne Frank-ly I find them offensive.

Why did Anne Frank go to camp?

To get baked

I created a team of competitive hide and seek players.

We are called The Anne Franks.

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Why Anne Frank not want to get caught by the n**...?

Because it would've been very problemattic.

"The Diarrhea of Anne Frank"

A good bathroom read

I've heard about a girl called Anne Frank...

Anne Frankly, I can't believe she died that early into her life.

How do you make Helen Keller's drumset even more useless?

Give it to Anne Frank.

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The actress who played the lead role in the local theatre production of Anne Frank's Diary was so bad

That the scene where the n**... entered the stage and said "where is she" the audience shouted "she's in the attic".

I need to hook up with Ann Frank's drug dealer.

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Holocaust jokes are nothing to laugh about

Ann Frankly they shouldn't be tolerated

What book did Anne Frank write after running 10 miles?

Mein Cramp.

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h**... said

h**... said I sent my soldiers to hunt and kill Jews, ann-frankly they are hard to find .

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What was h**...'s nickname for Anne Frank?

Germ Annie.

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I don't know why people are so shocked Anne Frank wrote down her thoughts about s**...

It's not like she was trapped in the closet after all.

What was Anne Frank's least favorite letter?

Not Z!

Bad birthday gift suggestion

Drum set for Anne Frank.

What was Anne Frank's favorite food?

Rice Krispies

Why did Anne Frank only write one book?

She had concentration problems

I found an old game.

Anne Frank simulator, looked okayish (as good as an attic can look) and had decent sound. Although the game has a big bug. During the tutorial everytime I jump I get shot.

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Wanna hear a holocaust joke?

Never mind, you've probably heard it 6 million times, Ann Frankly it's quite offensive.

What's the difference between being gay and being Anne Frank?

One comes out of the closet, the other comes out of the chimney

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