Anne Frank Jokes

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1. Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free.
2. I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare!
   And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
3. Why did Germany almost go bankrupt? Because the Holo-cost a lot of money. Anne Frankly, it wasn't worth it.
4. Anne Frank, Michael Jackson, and Helen Keller walk into a bar... Just kidding they're all dead.
5. Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time. Mr Frank - "Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming".
   Anne Frank - "I am too"
6. Did you hear about the chain of German restaurants opening up this year? They're going to be serving Sausages, Brats, Anne Franks.
7. My buddy Frank is a HUGE fan of diarrhea. I was thinking of writing a book about him, but it looks like the title is already taken. "The Diary of Anne Frank"
8. A recently discovered European WWII era manuscript tells the story of a young Jewish girl who often had liquidy bowel movements. It's called *"The Diarrhea of Anne Frank."*
9. It's not the gift, but the thought that counts So how does getting Anne Frank a drum set for her birthday stack up?
10. My new favorite drink is called The Daiquiri of Anne Frank.

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Anne Frank One Liners

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1. Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer.
2. Holocaust jokes arent funny anne frankly, I think they're tasteless.
3. Holocaust jokes are not funny Anne frankly, im getting quite sick of them
4. What's brown and runs in the attic? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
5. What was the last cooking implement used by Anne Frank? A Dutch Oven
6. What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog? Anne Frank's
7. I want to start a kosher hotdog company And call it Anne Franks...
8. What smelled so bad it almost cost a young girl her life? Anne Frank's diarrhea.
9. Who's the best hide and go seek player Anne Frank
10. Many people ask, Was Anne Frank gay? Yeah, she was in the closet.
11. Anne Frank's famous last words. Brb, door
12. What's the most useless thing ever? Anne Frank's drum kit.
13. Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary? She needed more concentration.
14. You will never guess what I found in my attic bathroom... The diarrhea of Anne Frank
15. Which book has the worst cliffhanger? Anne Frank's Diary

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