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Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name?

Anna 1
Anna 2
Anna 3
Anna 4

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"Diana!" I said, greeting my mother-in-law as she walked through the door...

She said, "My name's Anna."

I said, "Yeah, I know."

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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2

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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two

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I used to date a girl called Anna Ward

She was a trophy girlfriend.

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Did you hear about the drummer who decided to name all his daughters the same name?

Anna 1 Anna 2 Anna 3 Anna 4

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Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2

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Wrong way

Anna was worried about her husband: he was not home yet from his trip to Birmingham. She phoned him on his mobile, "Where are you, dear?"

"I'm on the M1," he replied.

"I was so worried about you," she said. "The radio reported that some fool was driving along the M1 the wrong way."

"Just one??" he retorted, "There are hundreds of them!!"

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Whatever you do, don't buy anything from eBay seller xx_Anna_xx

My wife bought a crocodile skin handbag from her. When the bag arrived, turned out to be snake skin... Anna conned her.

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What do you name the male and female twin monkeys?

Abe and Anna

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Did you hear the names that drummer gave his four daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two, Anna Three, Anna Four

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I changed my last name to 'Batman' the day before my wedding

My Father-in-Law didn't enjoy the wedding of Dan and Anna BATMAN.

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Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name?

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 1234...

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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna one... Anna two

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Frozen 2 dialog:

Anna: I prefer you in leather.
Kristoff: ?

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Tom and Anna are both 60 years old and have been married for 40 years.

One day they go for a walk and all of a sudden a good fairy stands in front of them and says, You've been married for so long and you're so cute together, I'll grant you a wish each.

The woman is beside herself with joy and wishes for a trip to Thailand. Poof – she's holding two tickets to Thailand and a five star hotel voucher for two.
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The man says, Wow, that's one chance in a lifetime! I'm sorry, darling, but I wish I had a wife that's 30 years younger than me.
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Are you sure? asks the fairy.
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Yes! replies Tom without hesitation.
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Poof once more – and he's 90.

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[Warning] Whatever you do, don't buy anything from eBay username Anna_C_Harlatan25

My wife bought a crocodile skin handbag from her, but when it arrived it was snake skin!

Anna conned her.

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Blonde Near Death Experience

A blonde named Anna had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding.
Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.
Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and unplug it.

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So a guy lies on his death bed.

An old man is on his death bed. His entire family is by his side. He asks his daughter "Anna, are you there?" His daughter Anna says "yes father im here." The man then asks " What about my son is he here?" His son says "yes im here." "What about my grandkids," the old man said, growing more raspy. "We are here too grandpa," the grandkids said. "Everyone is here, arent they," he says, "Then why is the kitchen light on?"

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I had a customer tonight with allergies [true story]

Rude Customer: Can you just make sure there's no nuts in my food? I can't eat nuts.
Me: Sure! My sister Anna can't eat nuts either. You might know her?
Customer: Oh?
Me: Anna-phallactic?
Customer: Oh.
Me: Just kidding, I don't have a sister.
Customer: Oh?
Me: She died. She ate some nuts and died.

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What do we get if Anna and Elsa are in a major car accident?

Frozen vegetables

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What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

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"Sorry, that name is already taken"

A lady tells to the nurse at the maternity hospital:
- I think I will call my little newborn Anna.
Doctor:
- Sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her Anna532 or Anna_153.

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Timothy and Anna decide to have a walk

Timothy and Anna decide to have a walk. As they come across a field filled with about 20 cows and 1 bull, the bull decides he has to make some little calfs and starts to cover a cow.

Thimothy sees what the bull is doing and says with a wink to Anna: 'What if I do what the bull is doing right now?'

'I don't care', she replies, ' those aren't my cows.'

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Kristoff: Best friend name?

Anna: Probably John...

Kristoff: Eye color ?

Anna: Dreamy ...

Kristoff: Foot size ?

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I just got back from the proctologist, and she had a very fitting name.

Dr. Anna Lee Finger

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Why did Disney create Moana?

Because after watching Frozen, people wanted Mo' Anna.

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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Anna haven't any leg or arm, do you know what she get for Christmas ?

Cancer.

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Who is the hottest female tennis player among the corns.

Anna **Corn**ikova!

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Did you know Ike Turner was a weeaboo?

He got off on beatings with Anna Mae.

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What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

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What do you call an Fit Chick?

Anna Bolika

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What did Anna say to Elsa when the weed was pretty alright?

β™«OK Highβ™«

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What are the most funny Anna jokes of all time ?

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