Entertaining Anna Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name?
Anna 1
Anna 2
Anna 3
Anna 4
Knock Knock
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna happy new year!
Merry Christmas and a happy new year, Reddit :)
"Diana!" I said, greeting my mother-in-law as she walked through the door...
She said, "My name's Anna."
I said, "Yeah, I know."
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2
I used to date a girl called Anna Ward
She was a trophy girlfriend.
What did the drummer call his triplets?
Anna One, Anna Two, Anne Three
Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?
So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
Did you hear about the drummer that had twin daughters?
He named them Anna 1, Anna 2...
Wrong way
Anna was worried about her husband: he was not home yet from his trip to Birmingham. She phoned him on his mobile, "Where are you, dear?"
"I'm on the M1," he replied.
"I was so worried about you," she said. "The radio reported that some fool was driving along the M1 the wrong way."
"Just one??" he retorted, "There are hundreds of them!!"
Little drummer Boy grew up and became a father to twin girls:
Anna 1, Anna 2
A man furiously approaches his neighbour and shouts, Where is your wife!?
Why? the neighbour asks. What did Anna do?
She tricked my wife into investing in a fake farm for giant snakes, the man yelled.
Anna conned her?
No. Burmese python.
Whatever you do, don't buy anything from eBay seller xx_Anna_xx
My wife bought a crocodile skin handbag from her. When the bag arrived, turned out to be snake skin... Anna conned her.
another corny joke
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one Anna two.
What do you name the male and female twin monkeys?
Abe and Anna
What did the drummer name their daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3. They were s**... at making names.
What does a drummer call his 2 daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
I changed my last name to 'Batman' the day before my wedding
My Father-in-Law didn't enjoy the wedding of Dan and Anna BATMAN.
Did you hear the names that drummer gave his four daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two, Anna Three, Anna Four
What did the drummer name his two daughters?
Anna 1
Anna 2
What did...
...the world famous drummer name his daughters?
>!Anna 1, Anna 2!<
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna one... Anna two
Frozen 2 dialog:
Anna: I prefer you in leather.
Kristoff: ?
Lawrence Welk had twin girls and he named them both Anna. How were they distinguished?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
Elsa dolls outsell Anna dolls in every country in the world, except Italy
because when Italians ask their kids which doll they want, they say You wanta Anna or Elsa!
Did you hear about the drummer Who's wife who had twin girls?
He named them Anna 1 & Anna 2.
What does a drummer name their identical twin girls?
Anna one, Anna two.
Anna Paula went to the doctor.
She checked in at the desk. The receptionist asked her name.
"Anna Paula" she replied.
"And your last name?"
"My last name is Day."
The receptionist went back to the doctor and came back quickly. "I'm sorry the doctor refused to see you."
Which just proves that Anna Paula Day keeps the doctor away.
Short message telegram
In days past, pre- phones and faxes and emails, a group of young ladies went on a picnic.
Unfortunately, the picnic was cut short as one of their group, Anna, sat down on an anthill and was rushed to hospital (Accident and Emergency in the UK).
Her friends needed to inform Anna's parents, but only had enough money to send a six word telegram (in addition to the address).
The telegram read, "Anacin hospital adamant bitter asinine places."
[Warning] Whatever you do, don't buy anything from eBay username Anna_C_Harlatan25
My wife bought a crocodile skin handbag from her, but when it arrived it was snake skin!
Anna conned her.
My dyslexic support group held a slam poetry competition
Doug got first with a great piece about racial tensions in America.
Anna got second with a touching monologue about women's rights.
I got third by smashing an urn.
A woman who is a month pregnant falls into a deep coma. Three months after giving birth, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby...
Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like to hear first?
Woman: Of course, the good news.
Doctor: You had twins, both girls, and they're both fine. Luckily, your brother was here to name them.
Woman: Oh, that drummer... What did he name the girls?
Doctor: Anna 1, Anna 2
What do we get if Anna and Elsa are in a major car accident?
Frozen vegetables
I had a customer tonight with allergies [true story]
Rude Customer: Can you just make sure there's no nuts in my food? I can't eat nuts.
Me: Sure! My sister Anna can't eat nuts either. You might know her?
Customer: Oh?
Me: Anna-phallactic?
Customer: Oh.
Me: Just kidding, I don't have a sister.
Customer: Oh?
Me: She died. She ate some nuts and died.
So a guy lies on his death bed.
An old man is on his death bed. His entire family is by his side. He asks his daughter "Anna, are you there?" His daughter Anna says "yes father im here." The man then asks " What about my son is he here?" His son says "yes im here." "What about my grandkids," the old man said, growing more raspy. "We are here too grandpa," the grandkids said. "Everyone is here, arent they," he says, "Then why is the kitchen light on?"
"Sorry, that name is already taken"
A lady tells to the nurse at the maternity hospital:
- I think I will call my little newborn Anna.
Doctor:
- Sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her Anna532 or Anna_153.
