Anna Jokes

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The Best jokes about Anna

Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name?

Anna 1
Anna 2
Anna 3
Anna 4

"Diana!" I said, greeting my mother-in-law as she walked through the door...

She said, "My name's Anna."

I said, "Yeah, I know."

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2

I used to date a girl called Anna Ward

She was a trophy girlfriend.

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"


Did you hear about the drummer that had twin daughters?

He named them Anna 1, Anna 2...

Wrong way

Anna was worried about her husband: he was not home yet from his trip to Birmingham. She phoned him on his mobile, "Where are you, dear?"

"I'm on the M1," he replied.

"I was so worried about you," she said. "The radio reported that some fool was driving along the M1 the wrong way."

"Just one??" he retorted, "There are hundreds of them!!"

Whatever you do, don't buy anything from eBay seller xx_Anna_xx

My wife bought a crocodile skin handbag from her. When the bag arrived, turned out to be snake skin... Anna conned her.

What do you name the male and female twin monkeys?

Abe and Anna

Did you hear the names that drummer gave his four daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two, Anna Three, Anna Four

I changed my last name to 'Batman' the day before my wedding

My Father-in-Law didn't enjoy the wedding of Dan and Anna BATMAN.


What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna one... Anna two

Frozen 2 dialog:

Anna: I prefer you in leather.
Kristoff: ?

Did you hear about the drummer Who's wife who had twin girls?

He named them Anna 1 & Anna 2.

Tom and Anna are both 60 years old and have been married for 40 years.

One day they go for a walk and all of a sudden a good fairy stands in front of them and says, You've been married for so long and you're so cute together, I'll grant you a wish each.

The woman is beside herself with joy and wishes for a trip to Thailand. Poof – she's holding two tickets to Thailand and a five star hotel voucher for two.
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The man says, Wow, that's one chance in a lifetime! I'm sorry, darling, but I wish I had a wife that's 30 years younger than me.
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Are you sure? asks the fairy.
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Yes! replies Tom without hesitation.
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Poof once more – and he's 90.

[Warning] Whatever you do, don't buy anything from eBay username Anna_C_Harlatan25

My wife bought a crocodile skin handbag from her, but when it arrived it was snake skin!

Anna conned her.

My dyslexic support group held a slam poetry competition

Doug got first with a great piece about racial tensions in America.

Anna got second with a touching monologue about women's rights.

I got third by smashing an urn.

So a guy lies on his death bed.

An old man is on his death bed. His entire family is by his side. He asks his daughter "Anna, are you there?" His daughter Anna says "yes father im here." The man then asks " What about my son is he here?" His son says "yes im here." "What about my grandkids," the old man said, growing more raspy. "We are here too grandpa," the grandkids said. "Everyone is here, arent they," he says, "Then why is the kitchen light on?"

A woman who is a month pregnant falls into a deep coma. Three months after giving birth, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby...



Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like to hear first?

Woman: Of course, the good news.

Doctor: You had twins, both girls, and they're both fine. Luckily, your brother was here to name them.

Woman: Oh, that drummer... What did he name the girls?

Doctor: Anna 1, Anna 2


Blonde Near Death Experience

A blonde named Anna had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding.
Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.
Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and unplug it.

What do we get if Anna and Elsa are in a major car accident?

Frozen vegetables

I had a customer tonight with allergies [true story]

Rude Customer: Can you just make sure there's no nuts in my food? I can't eat nuts.
Me: Sure! My sister Anna can't eat nuts either. You might know her?
Customer: Oh?
Me: Anna-phallactic?
Customer: Oh.
Me: Just kidding, I don't have a sister.
Customer: Oh?
Me: She died. She ate some nuts and died.

"Sorry, that name is already taken"

A lady tells to the nurse at the maternity hospital:
- I think I will call my little newborn Anna.
Doctor:
- Sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her Anna532 or Anna_153.

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

Mary has a Master's degree in physical science. Each day, she asks, "Why does this work?"

Kevin has a Master's degree in mechanical engineering. Each day, he asks, "How does this work?"

Jack has a Master's degree in economics. Each day, he asks, "How much does this cost to manufacture?"

Joe has a Master's degree in chemistry. Each day, he asks, "Could this be hazardous to the enviroment?"

Anna has a Master's degree in liberal arts. Each day, she asks, "Would you like fries with your cheeseburger?"

The son wanna date a neighbour

\- Dad, can I date Lisa next door?

\- No, she is your sister.

\- How about Anna in block 59?

\- No, she is your little sister.

\- Ok, this is weird. How about Karen the waitress? Can I date her or is she my sister too?

\- No, she is your brother.

The upset son goes tell his mother about what his dad said.

The mother gentlely comforts him:

\- You can date whoever you want, teddy bear. You are not his son.

Timothy and Anna decide to have a walk

Timothy and Anna decide to have a walk. As they come across a field filled with about 20 cows and 1 bull, the bull decides he has to make some little calfs and starts to cover a cow.

Thimothy sees what the bull is doing and says with a wink to Anna: 'What if I do what the bull is doing right now?'

'I don't care', she replies, ' those aren't my cows.'

Kristoff: Best friend name?

Anna: Probably John...

Kristoff: Eye color ?

Anna: Dreamy ...

Kristoff: Foot size ?

I just got back from the proctologist, and she had a very fitting name.

Dr. Anna Lee Finger

Why did Disney create Moana?

Because after watching Frozen, people wanted Mo' Anna.

What did Anna say to Elsa when the weed was pretty alright?

♫OK High♫

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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