The Best 35 Anna Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Anna Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name?

Anna 1
Anna 2
Anna 3
Anna 4

Knock Knock

Knock knock

Who's there?


Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

Knock knock.

Who's there?


Anna who?

Anna happy new year!

Merry Christmas and a happy new year, Reddit :)

"Diana!" I said, greeting my mother-in-law as she walked through the door...

She said, "My name's Anna."

I said, "Yeah, I know."

Anna joke, "Diana!" I said, greeting my mother-in-law as she walked through the door...

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2

I used to date a girl called Anna Ward

She was a trophy girlfriend.

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Did you hear about the drummer that had twin daughters?

He named them Anna 1, Anna 2...

Anna joke, Did you hear about the drummer that had twin daughters?

Wrong way

Anna was worried about her husband: he was not home yet from his trip to Birmingham. She phoned him on his mobile, "Where are you, dear?"

"I'm on the M1," he replied.

"I was so worried about you," she said. "The radio reported that some fool was driving along the M1 the wrong way."

"Just one??" he retorted, "There are hundreds of them!!"

Little drummer Boy grew up and became a father to twin girls:

Anna 1, Anna 2

A man furiously approaches his neighbour and shouts, Where is your wife!?

Why? the neighbour asks. What did Anna do?

She tricked my wife into investing in a fake farm for giant snakes, the man yelled.

Anna conned her?

No. Burmese python.

Whatever you do, don't buy anything from eBay seller xx_Anna_xx

My wife bought a crocodile skin handbag from her. When the bag arrived, turned out to be snake skin... Anna conned her.

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What do you name the male and female twin monkeys?

Abe and Anna

What did the drummer name their daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3. They were shit at making names.

I changed my last name to 'Batman' the day before my wedding

My Father-in-Law didn't enjoy the wedding of Dan and Anna BATMAN.

Did you hear the names that drummer gave his four daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two, Anna Three, Anna Four

What did...

...the world famous drummer name his daughters?

>!Anna 1, Anna 2!<

Anna joke, What did...

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna one... Anna two

Frozen 2 dialog:

Anna: I prefer you in leather.
Kristoff: ?

Elsa dolls outsell Anna dolls in every country in the world, except Italy

because when Italians ask their kids which doll they want, they say You wanta Anna or Elsa!

Did you hear about the drummer Who's wife who had twin girls?

He named them Anna 1 & Anna 2.

Anna Paula went to the doctor.

She checked in at the desk. The receptionist asked her name.
"Anna Paula" she replied.
"And your last name?"
"My last name is Day."
The receptionist went back to the doctor and came back quickly. "I'm sorry the doctor refused to see you."

Which just proves that Anna Paula Day keeps the doctor away.

[Warning] Whatever you do, don't buy anything from eBay username Anna_C_Harlatan25

My wife bought a crocodile skin handbag from her, but when it arrived it was snake skin!

Anna conned her.

My dyslexic support group held a slam poetry competition

Doug got first with a great piece about racial tensions in America.

Anna got second with a touching monologue about women's rights.

I got third by smashing an urn.

A woman who is a month pregnant falls into a deep coma. Three months after giving birth, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby...

Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like to hear first?

Woman: Of course, the good news.

Doctor: You had twins, both girls, and they're both fine. Luckily, your brother was here to name them.

Woman: Oh, that drummer... What did he name the girls?

Doctor: Anna 1, Anna 2

What do we get if Anna and Elsa are in a major car accident?

Frozen vegetables

I had a customer tonight with allergies [true story]

Rude Customer: Can you just make sure there's no nuts in my food? I can't eat nuts.
Me: Sure! My sister Anna can't eat nuts either. You might know her?
Customer: Oh?
Me: Anna-phallactic?
Customer: Oh.
Me: Just kidding, I don't have a sister.
Customer: Oh?
Me: She died. She ate some nuts and died.

So a guy lies on his death bed.

An old man is on his death bed. His entire family is by his side. He asks his daughter "Anna, are you there?" His daughter Anna says "yes father im here." The man then asks " What about my son is he here?" His son says "yes im here." "What about my grandkids," the old man said, growing more raspy. "We are here too grandpa," the grandkids said. "Everyone is here, arent they," he says, "Then why is the kitchen light on?"

"Sorry, that name is already taken"

A lady tells to the nurse at the maternity hospital:
- I think I will call my little newborn Anna.
- Sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her Anna532 or Anna_153.

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

The son wanna date a neighbour

\- Dad, can I date Lisa next door?

\- No, she is your sister.

\- How about Anna in block 59?

\- No, she is your little sister.

\- Ok, this is weird. How about Karen the waitress? Can I date her or is she my sister too?

\- No, she is your brother.

The upset son goes tell his mother about what his dad said.

The mother gentlely comforts him:

\- You can date whoever you want, teddy bear. You are not his son.

Timothy and Anna decide to have a walk

Timothy and Anna decide to have a walk. As they come across a field filled with about 20 cows and 1 bull, the bull decides he has to make some little calfs and starts to cover a cow.

Thimothy sees what the bull is doing and says with a wink to Anna: 'What if I do what the bull is doing right now?'

'I don't care', she replies, ' those aren't my cows.'

Kristoff: Best friend name?

Anna: Probably John...

Kristoff: Eye color ?

Anna: Dreamy ...

Kristoff: Foot size ?

Why did Disney create Moana?

Because after watching Frozen, people wanted Mo' Anna.

I just got back from the proctologist, and she had a very fitting name.

Dr. Anna Lee Finger

What did Anna say to Elsa when the weed was pretty alright?

♫OK High♫

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