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70 ann jokes and hilarious ann puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ann that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A roundup of jokes featuring Mary Ann, Edith Ann, Raggedy Ann, Ann Arbor, Hannah, Susan and Judy. Enjoy a good chuckle with these funny Ann jokes!

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Funniest Ann Short Jokes

Short ann jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ann humour may include short raggedy ann jokes also.

  1. Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free.
  2. You know, I bet that actress from The Devil Wears Prada could do anything she puts her mind to. Where Anne Hathawill,
    Anne Hathaway.
  3. I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare!
    And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
  4. I feel sorry for Anne Frank... First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
  5. I knew a girl named Cheyanne who always kept to herself… She gradually became more talkative, so now we just call her Anne
  6. I just got fired for looking up clown videos on my lunch break. My boss didn't buy that "Lisa Ann gets creampied" is a clown video
  7. Wife and I were talking about unusual names. Saw a Dr. Teak. Said if he had a daughter, the greatest name would be Ann. Then I thought, no, that would be old-fashioned.
  8. What's the difference between ann coulter and shooting arrows at lovers? Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
  9. did you hear what the little boy found when he opened his toy box? Raggedy Ann setting on Pinocchio's face screaming,"Lie to me, lie to me."
  10. Why did Germany almost go bankrupt? Because the Holo-cost a lot of money. Anne Frankly, it wasn't worth it.

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Ann One Liners

Which ann one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ann? I can suggest the ones about frank and .

  1. When Anne has a will... Anne Hathaway
  2. Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer.
  3. What did the drummer call his triplets? Anna One, Anna Two, Anne Three
  4. Holocaust jokes arent funny anne frankly, I think they're tasteless.
  5. You're as useless as... Anne Frank's drumset
  6. Holocaust jokes are... out of Mein Kamf-ort zone, Anne Frank-ly I find them offensive.
  7. Holocaust jokes are not funny Anne frankly, im getting quite sick of them
  8. I don't like holocaust jokes Anne Frankley I won't stand for them
  9. What's brown and runs in the attic? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
  10. What do you call a skeleton trying to sell a wall? Ann Coulter
  11. What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
  12. Im going to open a Kosher Hotdog stand in my attic. It's called Anne's Franks.
  13. What was the last cooking implement used by Anne Frank? A Dutch Oven
  14. Guys.. Seriously Jew jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly They're childish and offensive
  15. What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog? Anne Frank's

Ann Frank Jokes

Here is a list of funny ann frank jokes and even better ann frank puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Anne Frank, Michael Jackson, and Helen Keller walk into a bar... Just kidding they're all dead.
  • I want to start a kosher hotdog company And call it Anne Franks...
  • What smelled so bad it almost cost a young girl her life? Anne Frank's diarrhea.
  • Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time. Mr Frank - "Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming".
    Anne Frank - "I am too"
  • So I heard they're demolishing Hitlers house Anne Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't do it already. I hope they step on the gas and burn the place down.
  • Who's the best hide and go seek player Anne Frank
  • Did you hear about the chain of German restaurants opening up this year? They're going to be serving Sausages, Brats, Anne Franks.
  • Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII? I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.
  • Many people ask, Was Anne Frank gay? Yeah, she was in the closet.
  • My buddy Frank is a HUGE fan of diarrhea. I was thinking of writing a book about him, but it looks like the title is already taken. "The Diary of Anne Frank"

Raggedy Ann Jokes

Here is a list of funny raggedy ann jokes and even better raggedy ann puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the Toy Box? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, saying "Lie to me!"
  • Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
  • What did Raggedy Ann say when she sat on Pinocchio's face? Tell a lie...... tell the truth........ tell a lie ....... tell the truth
  • Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? She sat on Pinocchio's face and made him lie to her.
  • Did you hear the one about the firedog getting rebuked by a Raggedy Anne? You know what they say. Dalmatian.
  • Why did Santa kick Raggedy Ann out of the present bag? Because she sat on Pinocchio's nose and said, "Lie to me."
  • Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together?
    A: A redhead with a yeast infection.
  • Q: Why was Raggedy Ann kicked out of the toybox?
    A: Because she sat on Pinnochio's face and told him to lie!
  • What do you call Raggedy Ann lying face down in a gravel pit? A dirty cotton rock s**....
  • What do you call Raggedy Ann, in a puddle of mud, with a stone in her mouth? A dirty cotton rock s**....

Ann Coulter Jokes

Here is a list of funny ann coulter jokes and even better ann coulter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Last night I had a nightmare that Ann Coulter died and came back to haunt me... ...she was a coultergeist
  • So, a horse walks into a bar... The bartender asks "Why the long face?" And Ann Coulter just flips her hair around while trying to remember when her parents told her she was pretty.
  • Why does Ann Coulter deserve to be immortal? Because she's clearly dead on the inside and we can't end her suffering.
  • Why doesn't Anne Coulter have any loose skin? She's afraid someone will make a lampshade out of it.

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Amusing & Witty Ann Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about ann you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make ann prank.

Layoffs

The boss has to lay off one person from his department and he's narrowed the choice down to Ann or Jack. First he invites Ann in.
The boss says "I have a problem, I have to lay you or j**..."
"You better j**..., I've got a headache"

Sleeping with POTUS

The night before the election, Mitt Romney was very confident & told his Wife Ann; "...this time tomorrow night, you'll be sleeping with the
President of the United States". After Mitt's concession speech, they headed to bed. Ann was getting undressed when she asked,.."...so how does this work? Is Barrack coming over here or I'm supposed
to go over there?"

Confession

Matthew goes into a confessional box and says "Bless me father for I have sinned, I have been with a loose woman."
The Priest says "is that you Matthew?"
"Yes father, it is I."
"Who was the woman you were with?"
"I cannot tell you for I do not wish to sully her reputation."
The priest asks "Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"No father."
"Was it Fiona MacDonald?"
"No father."
"Was it Ann Brown?"
"No father, I cannot tell you."
The priest says "I admire your perseverance but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys."
Matthew goes back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and asks "What did you get?" Matthew replies "I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys and three good leads."

Pornstar Lisa Ann has retired...

I wonder if she read her contract and realised she was getting s**......

If they had to dig their way out of a prison cell, who would be faster:

Ann Widdecombe, or Reese Witherspoon?

r**... husband and wife are smuggling a couple skunks across the border.

As they approach the border checkpoint the wife panics..."what do I do with these?!" she exclaims while frantically fumbling the skunks
"Quick now Mary Ann, hide them under your skirt!" said the red-neck husband in between his beer c**....
"Now, now whattabout the gadaym stink?!" says Mary Ann...
"If they die, they die hunnycakes"

Sister Ann Putting on Weight

"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging belly. "Why, no Father," answered the nun demurely, "It's just a little gas." A few months later Father Dan put the same question to the nun noticing her habit barely fit across her belly. "Oh, just a bit of gas," said Sister Ann, blushing a bit. On his next visit Father Dan was walking down the corridor when he passed Sister Ann wheeling a baby carriage. Looking in, the priest observed, "Cute little f**...!"

What did Raggedy Ann say

to Pinnochio?
Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie. Tell the truth. Tell a lie.

I recently visited Amsterdam

I couldn't believe all the signs pointing to Ann Frank's house.
No wonder the n**...'s were able to find her.

One day in class, the math teacher Mrs. Brown noticed that Little Johnny was not paying attention to what she was saying...

So she called Little Johnny to recite in class.
"Little Johnny, answer this math question," she said. "If you have 500 dollars and you gave 100 dollars to Susie and gave 100 dollars to Jeannie and gave 100 dollars to Mary Ann, what do you have ?"
"An o**...," answered Little Johnny.

What is a sheep's favorite song?

Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann

There once was a girl named Ann Heuser

Who claimed no man could surprise her.
Till Pabst took a chance,
Found a Schlitz in her pants,
And now she is sadder Budweiser.

Never marry a girl called Ann.

She will be an indefinite article.

You hear about that punny book title?

"Types of Pasta Dishes" by Liz Ann Yaah.

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

No one could ever change Shakespeare's mind but one lady. What would you call that?

Ann hath-a-way

Holocaust jokes are nothing to laugh about

Ann Frankly they shouldn't be tolerated

How did Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy spice up their s**... life?

By trying button stuff.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Ann Rand died...

and went to heaven. While walking about she saw her doppelganger. Rushing over to Saint Peter, she exclaimed "I have a twin!"
"No," said Peter. "That's God. He just **thinks** he is Ann Rand."

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