The Best 40 Ankles Jokes

Following is our collection of Ankles jokes which are very funny. There are some ankles foot jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ankles trousers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Why do prostitutes love wearing underwear

Because it keeps their ankles warm

Sometimes when I'm alone in my room

I squat down, grab hold of my ankles and lean forward. Coz that's how I roll.

Girls on GoneWild

Q: Why do girls on gonewild wear panties?

A: So that their ankles would keep warm

Limericks eh ?

There was this girl from Boston, Mass.
She wade into the sea and wet her ankles,
it doesn't rhyme now,
but just wait until the tide comes in

Why do blondes were panties?

To keep their ankles warm.


Whats the last thing that went through Sally's mind after jumping from a skyscraper?

Her ankles.

Why did the sorority girl wear underwear?

To keep her ankles warm.

Why do blondes prefer cotton underwear when its cold

To keep their ankles warm

My mother walked in my room right as I was about to start masturbating.

My pants were around my ankles and I was scared to death. I almost had a stroke!

What do you call a man with no ankles

Tony

Guys how can you tell if a girl is attracted to you?

She touches her ears with her ankles

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An Irish Prayer

May those that love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles
So we will know them by their limping.

You can tell if a girl likes you by her ankles

IF THEY'RE THREE INCHES DEEP IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES THEN SHE LIKES YOU

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles.

If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

Tom Swift's best moments.

"German sausage jokes are the wurst," Tom said frankly.

"I got cut in half," Tom said intuitively.

"I will never read Shakespeare," Tom said unwillingly.

"I lost my legs right under the ankles," Tom said defeatedly.

"Who turned out the lights?" Tom asked dimly.

"I don't know the words to this song," Tom said humbly.

"I lost my wrists," Tom said offhandedly.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

How does a man who has just had his legs cut off at the ankles feel?

Defeated


You can tell if a girl likes you easily by her ankles.

If they're by your ears, she likes you.

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers?

To keep his ankles warm.

Why do blondes wear pants?

To keep their ankles warm

My girlfriend accidentally discovered a way to get long lashes instantly

By showing a bit of ankles in Saudi Arabia

What are two things in the air that can get a woman pregnant?

Her ankles.

Time change

I was sitting on the edge of my chair last night with a can of black paint and my pants and undies around my ankles. My wife walked into the room and screamed, "NO! You fool, I said to be sure you turn your clock back."

I was just on Trip Advisor and it was a complete waste of time!

There's absolutely *no* information about twisted ankles or skinned knees!

Sometimes I like to grab my ankles and lean forward

But that's just how I roll.

Why do whores wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm

Sometimes for fun, I like to put on a blonde wig with red lipstick and chase my friends with my pants around my ankles.

I usually stop before it gets weird though.

Why does Bill Clinton wear underpants?

- To keep his ankles warm of course!

How long, Tim?

Tim turns around in the locker room, pants around his ankles, "How long what?"

"Have you been wearing women's underwear?"

"Ever since my wife found a pair in the glove box."

Two knights were fighting and one landed a cutting blow to the ankles.

The opposing knight was defeeted.

What do you call it when someone breaks an Asians ankles In basketball?

Tokyo drift

How can you tell if someone's wearing pantyhose?

Their ankles swell when they fart.

One of my biggest fears is to have my ankles cut

It just sounds like it'd hurt no matter how you slice it

I crossed up on a kid so hard that he fell out of his wheelchair

I was about to say I broke his ankles but then I remembered he didn't have any

Why did Laura Bush wear shoes as first lady but Melania wears boots?

During the Bush administration the bullshit only came up to your ankles.

You can tell a woman likes you by the position of her ankles

..if her ankles are behind her ears, then she really likes you!

You can tell a lot about a girl just from looking at her ankles

For example, if they're behind her head, she likes you.

Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?

To keep his ankles warm.

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