Ankles Jokes

Following is our collection of kneecap humor and foot one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ankles puns for adults, dirty pantyhose jokes or clean trousers gags for kids.

There is an abundance of jumpers jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 40 funniest jokes on ankles. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any heel witze you can hear about ankles.

The Best jokes about Ankles

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles.

If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

Why do prostitutes love wearing underwear

Because it keeps their ankles warm

My girlfriend accidentally discovered a way to get long lashes instantly

By showing a bit of ankles in Saudi Arabia

Girls on GoneWild

Q: Why do girls on gonewild wear panties?

A: So that their ankles would keep warm

Sometimes when I'm alone in my room

I squat down, grab hold of my ankles and lean forward. Coz that's how I roll.

A man goes to a cathouse with only $5 to his name.

"What can $5 get me?" he asked the lady inside.

"Let's see.. well, I can give you a penguin job," she replied.

The call girl unzips the man's pants and leaves them around his ankles, and goes to work with her mouth.

"Oh wow, this is fantastic, you sure know what you're doing!" The man was really enjoying his $5 penguin job.

It was only a short while before the climactic finish was approaching, and he made no delay with vocalizing this.

"I'm going to come, I'm going to come!"

The courtesan quickly stopped, got to her feet, and walked out the door of the room they were in.

"Wait baby, wait, wait! Where are you going?!" The man, pants still down around his ankles, waddled after the woman as fast as he could.

"That's a penguin job, and that'll be $5," she said, with a laugh.

My mother walked in my room right as I was about to start masturbating.

My pants were around my ankles and I was scared to death. I almost had a stroke!

Why do blondes were panties?

To keep their ankles warm.

Why did the sorority girl wear underwear?

To keep her ankles warm.

How does a man who has just had his legs cut off at the ankles feel?


Sometimes I like to grab my ankles and lean forward

But that's just how I roll.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

Harambe the gorilla walked into a bar and ordered a drink.

The bartender says, "I don't serve gorillas here."

Harambe says, "you better or I'm gonna do something terrible."

The bartenders say, "oh yeah! Like what?"

Harambe points to a women slumped against the bar and says, "I'm gonna go over there and eat that woman!"

The bartender say, "no you're not!"

So Harambe goes over to the woman, grabs her by the ankles, lifts her up and and proceeds to gobble her up. He wipes his mouth looks at the bartender and asks, "what are you gonna do now?"

The bartender look him in the face and says, "I'm gonna watch you pass out."

Harambe asks, "how's that gonna happen?"

"Cause that's a barbiturate!" Says the bartender.

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers?

To keep his ankles warm.

I was just on Trip Advisor and it was a complete waste of time!

There's absolutely *no* information about twisted ankles or skinned knees!

You can tell a lot about a girl just from looking at her ankles

For example, if they're behind her head, she likes you.

Time change

I was sitting on the edge of my chair last night with a can of black paint and my pants and undies around my ankles. My wife walked into the room and screamed, "NO! You fool, I said to be sure you turn your clock back."

An Irish Prayer

May those that love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles
So we will know them by their limping.

Two knights were fighting and one landed a cutting blow to the ankles.

The opposing knight was defeeted.

Tom Swift's best moments.

"German sausage jokes are the wurst," Tom said frankly.

"I got cut in half," Tom said intuitively.

"I will never read Shakespeare," Tom said unwillingly.

"I lost my legs right under the ankles," Tom said defeatedly.

"Who turned out the lights?" Tom asked dimly.

"I don't know the words to this song," Tom said humbly.

"I lost my wrists," Tom said offhandedly.

You can tell a woman likes you by the position of her ankles

..if her ankles are behind her ears, then she really likes you!

What do you call a man with no ankles


Why do whores wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm

What are two things in the air that can get a woman pregnant?

Her ankles.

Why do blondes wear pants?

To keep their ankles warm

Why did Laura Bush wear shoes as first lady but Melania wears boots?

During the Bush administration the bullshit only came up to your ankles.

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

You can tell if a girl likes you by her ankles


You can tell if a girl likes you easily by her ankles.

If they're by your ears, she likes you.

Why does Bill Clinton wear underpants?

- To keep his ankles warm of course!

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Limericks eh ?

There was this girl from Boston, Mass.
She wade into the sea and wet her ankles,
it doesn't rhyme now,
but just wait until the tide comes in

Whats the last thing that went through Sally's mind after jumping from a skyscraper?

Her ankles.

How long, Tim?

Tim turns around in the locker room, pants around his ankles, "How long what?"

"Have you been wearing women's underwear?"

"Ever since my wife found a pair in the glove box."

What do you call it when someone breaks an Asians ankles In basketball?

Tokyo drift

One of my biggest fears is to have my ankles cut

It just sounds like it'd hurt no matter how you slice it

How can you tell if someone's wearing pantyhose?

Their ankles swell when they fart.

I crossed up on a kid so hard that he fell out of his wheelchair

I was about to say I broke his ankles but then I remembered he didn't have any

Why do blondes prefer cotton underwear when its cold

To keep their ankles warm

Sometimes for fun, I like to put on a blonde wig with red lipstick and chase my friends with my pants around my ankles.

I usually stop before it gets weird though.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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