Ankles Jokes

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Funniest Ankles Short Jokes

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  1. You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
  2. My girlfriend accidentally discovered a way to get long lashes instantly By showing a bit of ankles in Saudi Arabia
  3. Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years. His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees. Apparently she stood him up.
  4. Sometimes when I'm alone in my room I squat down, grab hold of my ankles and lean forward. Coz that's how I roll.
  5. I was confident I could win the duel until my opponent swung his sword at my ankles. Alas, I was de-feeted.
  6. Stephen Hawkins goes on a date.... he comes back a couple of hours later with broken glasses, grazed knees, twisted ankle.
    She'd stood him up.
  7. Why are programmers so good at poetry? Well, all words rhyme in binary.
  8. I was just on Trip Advisor and it was a complete waste of time! There's absolutely *no* information about twisted ankles or skinned knees!
  9. Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
  10. A man on crutches walks into his local Ice-Cream shop.. He asks the lady behind the desk for a Knickerbocker Glory.
    She says; "Crushed nuts?"
    He says; "No, a sprained ankle"

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Ankles One Liners

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  1. Why do prostitutes love wearing underwear Because it keeps their ankles warm
  2. I don't always roll a joint... ...but when I do, it's an ankle.
  3. I rolled my first joint last night! Today I have an ankle the size of a football. :(
  4. Women, do you want longer lashes? All you have to do is show an ankle in Saudi Arabia
  5. I don't regularly roll a joint, but when I do... it's usually my ankle.
  6. My niece calls me ankle... I call here knees
    We are a joint family!
  7. I've just been on Trip Advisor Absolutely no help about a twisted ankle and a grazed knee
  8. I just rolled a joint... Now my ankle hurts
  9. Why did the sorority girl wear underwear? To keep her ankles warm.
  10. How does a man who has just had his legs cut off at the ankles feel? Defeated
  11. Sometimes I like to grab my ankles and lean forward But that's just how I roll.
  12. What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive? Her ankles.
  13. Harrison Ford has broken his ankle. There will now be a new Star Wars cast.
  14. Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? To keep his ankles warm.
  15. Hear about the guy whose brother cut off his leg below the ankle? Treachery was a foot.

Ankles Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about ankles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ankles pranks.

Girls on GoneWild

Q: Why do girls on gonewild wear p**...?
A: So that their ankles would keep warm

I like to bend over, put my head between my ankles and lean forward

That's how I roll

A man goes to a cathouse with only $5 to his name.

"What can $5 get me?" he asked the lady inside.
"Let's see.. well, I can give you a penguin job," she replied.
The call girl unzips the man's pants and leaves them around his ankles, and goes to work with her mouth.
"Oh wow, this is fantastic, you sure know what you're doing!" The man was really enjoying his $5 penguin job.
It was only a short while before the climactic finish was approaching, and he made no delay with vocalizing this.
"I'm going to come, I'm going to come!"
The courtesan quickly stopped, got to her feet, and walked out the door of the room they were in.
"Wait baby, wait, wait! Where are you going?!" The man, pants still down around his ankles, waddled after the woman as fast as he could.
"That's a penguin job, and that'll be $5," she said, with a laugh.

Why do blondes were p**...?

To keep their ankles warm.

Whats the last thing that went through Sally's mind after jumping from a skyscraper?

Her ankles.

Why do blondes prefer cotton underwear when its cold

To keep their ankles warm

My mother walked in my room right as I was about to start m**....

My pants were around my ankles and I was scared to death. I almost had a s**...!

What do you call a man with no ankles


What's up?

Your mamas ankles

Guys how can you tell if a girl is attracted to you?

She touches her ears with her ankles

An Irish Prayer

May those that love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles
So we will know them by their limping.

You can tell if a girl likes you by her ankles


Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Tom Swift's best moments.

"German sausage jokes are the wurst," Tom said frankly.
"I got cut in half," Tom said intuitively.
"I will never read Shakespeare," Tom said unwillingly.
"I lost my legs right under the ankles," Tom said defeatedly.
"Who turned out the lights?" Tom asked dimly.
"I don't know the words to this song," Tom said humbly.
"I lost my wrists," Tom said offhandedly.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers before they died?

Their ankles.

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

You can tell if a girl likes you easily by her ankles.

If they're by your ears, she likes you.

What do you call shorts that come down to your ankles?


Why do blondes wear pants?

To keep their ankles warm

Harambe the gorilla walked into a bar and ordered a drink.

The bartender says, "I don't serve gorillas here."
Harambe says, "you better or I'm gonna do something terrible."
The bartenders say, "oh yeah! Like what?"
Harambe points to a women slumped against the bar and says, "I'm gonna go over there and eat that woman!"
The bartender say, "no you're not!"
So Harambe goes over to the woman, grabs her by the ankles, lifts her up and and proceeds to gobble her up. He wipes his mouth looks at the bartender and asks, "what are you gonna do now?"
The bartender look him in the face and says, "I'm gonna watch you pass out."
Harambe asks, "how's that gonna happen?"
"Cause that's a barbiturate!" Says the bartender.

What are two things in the air that can get a woman pregnant?

Her ankles.

Time change

I was sitting on the edge of my chair last night with a can of black paint and my pants and u**... around my ankles. My wife walked into the room and screamed, "NO! You fool, I said to be sure you turn your clock back."

Why do w**... wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm

Sometimes for fun, I like to put on a blonde wig with red lipstick and chase my friends with my pants around my ankles.

I usually stop before it gets weird though.

Why does Bill Clinton wear underpants?

- To keep his ankles warm of course!

How long, Tim?

Tim turns around in the locker room, pants around his ankles, "How long what?"
"Have you been wearing women's underwear?"
"Ever since my wife found a pair in the glove box."

What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles

Two knights were fighting and one landed a cutting blow to the ankles.

The opposing knight was defeeted.

What do you call it when someone breaks an Asians ankles In basketball?

Tokyo drift

How can you tell if someone's wearing pantyhose?

Their ankles swell when they f**....

One of my biggest fears is to have my ankles cut

It just sounds like it'd hurt no matter how you slice it

I crossed up on a kid so hard that he fell out of his wheelchair

I was about to say I broke his ankles but then I remembered he didn't have any

Why did Laura Bush wear shoes as first lady but Melania wears boots?

During the Bush administration the b**... only came up to your ankles.

You can tell a woman likes you by the position of her ankles

..if her ankles are behind her ears, then she really likes you!

You can tell a lot about a girl just from looking at her ankles

For example, if they're behind her head, she likes you.

A blonde, redhead, and brunette are all on the run from the cops...

They find an abandoned potato factory and each hide in a huge brown sack. The cops arrive and kick the first sack. The redhead yells, "Woof! Woof"! to imitate a dog. The captain says, "Leave it be! We don't need some dog out here biting our ankles". A cop kicks the second sack, and the brunette says, "Meow!" The captain says, "Leave it be! I don't want some cat out here scratching our faces". A cop kicks the last sack, and the blonde says, "Potatoes!"

I'm going to name my ankles "Swishers"

Because those joints are always getting rolled.
*I struggled a lot with the wording, I'd be happy to take suggestions on how to make it hit better*