Anita Jokes

Following is our collection of cindy humor and susie one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Anita puns for adults, dirty ann jokes or clean whoo gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Anita

The reason why men are not allowed to give advice in love-columns of magazines

Anita:
"Hi! I'm a lady aged 26, married with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2 miles from home and my car engine started to overheat so I turned back to get the other car. When I got home I found my husband in bed with our maid!!! I don't what to do now. Please help."

Reply by male columnist:

"Dear Anita,
Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the carburetor. You need to check the oil and coolant level in your engine before you start your journey. You must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future. Hope this helps.".

PS: Clichéd, but still funny in my opinion!

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Bill Cosby walk into a bar.

Karen Straughan turns to Anita Sarkeesian and says, "I got fifty bucks says the black one goes to jail first."

Menopause

I'm going to bed with a frozen turkey and tomorrow I will wake up to thanksgiving dinner

Anita Marie Echevarria Cynical Comic

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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