The Best 52 Anime Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Anime jokes. There are some anime akira jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these anime anime yo mama puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Anime Jokes and Puns

I dont believe in hitting my children as punishment

So i send them to school wearing crocs and anime shirts and let other kids beat them instead

Who would most likely call anime Chinese cartoon?

A Chinese

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What is the anime watcher's favorite number

10 pi

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What do you call the ghost of an anime fan?

A weeaboo

Born Too Late To Explore The Earth,

Born too early to explore the galaxy,

Born at just the right time to have sex with virtual reality anime chicks.

What do you call a crying anime fan...

a weeaboo-hoo

Anime joke, What do you call a crying anime fan...

Why could the programmer only pop one anime from the stack?

Getting more WIFO will destroy your LIFO.

Did you hear about what happened when the anime studio tried to make a sex-ed video?

Kids kept getting confused about why the octopus was showing up.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

Q: What has more ships than the navy?

A: Anime fanbases

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I spent this past weekend baby-proofing my house...

I'm not having a baby, but I hung up a bunch of anime posters to make sure that I never do.

What do you call someone who only watches Horror Anime?

A Ouijaboo.

I like cutting up broccoli because...

It makes me feel like a giant, wielding a tiny anime sword, cutting down tiny trees..

What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime?


I finally convinced mom to watch anime to prove it's not childish and immature at all.

But it's weird to watch hentai with your parents.

Anime joke, I finally convinced mom to watch anime to prove it's not childish and immature at all.

What do you call a Mexican person who likes anime?

An otaco.

Did you hear about the ghost who liked anime? What a Wea-


What's an anime character's favorite type of candy?

A NEKO waffer

What do you call a french ghost that likes anime?

A oui-a-boo.

What's an anime with adultery?

Cory in the Spouse

Wrote a rap song about anime

Smoke Weeb Everyday

I have a question for you anime fans.

Is fansub the opposite of fandom?

What do you call an anime fan blowing in the wind?

A tumble weeb

What do you call a drug addict who likes anime?


My favorite anime character

liam ni-san

Anime joke, My favorite anime character

What do you get if you send an anime fan to one of Saturn's moons?

Otaku on Titan

What do you call a drunk anime fan in the desert?

A tumbleweeb.

I made some toast to eat while watching my favorite anime

But when I sat down I realized there wasn't even-jelly-on

What do you call an anime girl's dad?

A Loli Pop

If an anime was based around the Ottoman Empire...

It would be a literal Harem anime.

What did the anime girl say to her crush?

Notice me 0.05480366515

TIFU by watching Anime on a non-English website

Whoops, wrong dub

My School's Anime Club Started A Band To Play Reggae

Weeby jammin'.

What do you call a Firetruck obsessed with Anime?

A wee-woo-aboo

What do you call someone who watches anime?

Well I would say dweeb but they probably already took the D, so weeb is fine

So i was watching an anime last night and all the captions were in spanish

oops wrong sub

What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime?

A weebsite.

What does an anime firetruck sound like?

owo owo owo owo owo owo owo

What flavor does anime absolutely hate?

Anything vanilla, apparently

Mumble rappers and Japanese Anime are the same

both require subtitles.

What is Trump's favourite anime?


I only watch anime dubs.

Cause I don't take no L's

What would we call a war on one of saterns moons.....


I think my anime jigsaw puzzle was too simple. It was...

...One Piece

Disney makes female hips very big, anime makes female boobs very big

And america makes female waists very big

How many tickles does it take to turn on a anime girl?


What do you call French people who like manga and anime?


Fiction Logic: How many anime dudes does it take to change a lightbulb


But it takes them 10 god damn episodes.

Why did the anime girl eat too much?

Because her eyes were bigger than her stomach.

What did the anime character say to the wookiee when it ate too fast?

Chew, baka!

French Navy can defeat any anime villain

They can just use the Power of French Ship

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