Anime Jokes

102 anime jokes and hilarious anime puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about anime that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you an anime fan looking for some fun and entertaining anime jokes? Read this article for the best anime jokes for weebsspinoff, crusaders, and character fans! From the light-hearted to the slightly more risque, get ready for some laughs!

Funniest Anime Short Jokes

Short anime jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anime humour may include short comic jokes also.

  1. I dont believe in hitting my children as punishment So i send them to school wearing crocs and anime shirts and let other kids beat them instead
  2. A kid came out as bisexual to his dad and the dad said they have to move "This apartment has a strict no-animal policy.", he says. "Wait until they find out I have a bison."
  3. If Snapchat has taught me anything .... .... it's that a lot of today's teens look better as farm animals.
  4. Some people think filling animals with helium is wrong... I don't judge. Whatever floats your goat.
  5. Adam gave sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer.
  6. All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens? An HOA
  7. I lost my job at the zoo recently. There was a sign that said do not feed the animals. So I didn't.
  8. What happens if you you cross an angry cow with an angry sheep? You get two animals that are in a *baaaad moooood.*
  9. I'm sick of my wife blowing everything out of proportion. She's single handedly ruining my balloon animal business.
  10. Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors. Because they were Veteran Aryans.

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Anime One Liners

Which anime one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anime? I can suggest the ones about movie and film.

  1. What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The Polar bear.
  2. How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
  3. Why did the anime girl eat too much? Because her eyes were bigger than her stomach.
  4. What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear.
  5. What is the most difficult animal to hunt in Africa? The Polar bear.
  6. What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal? A doctor
  7. What's a vegan's favorite animal? A high horse
  8. Where do animals go when their tails fall off? Retail store. I know I'm lame.
  9. What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon? A mole
  10. Animals: Winter is here, we need a plan to survive. Goose: Wanna hear migrate idea?
  11. If God wanted us to be vegetarians… Why did he make the animals out of meat?
  12. Why did the vet turn away the injured sea animal? Do not accept if seal is broken.
  13. What type of animals are put on envelopes? Seals.
  14. Steve Irwin died the way he lived. With animals in his heart.
  15. What is a black dad's favorite animal? Bison

Anime Fans Jokes

Here is a list of funny anime fans jokes and even better anime fans puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you get if you send an anime fan to one of Saturn's moons? Otaku on Titan
  • What do you call a drunk anime fan in the desert? A tumbleweeb.
  • What do you call a crying anime fan... a weeaboo-hoo
  • What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
  • What do you call the ghost of an anime fan? A weeaboo
  • What do you call an anime fan blowing in the wind? A tumble weeb
  • I have a question for you anime fans. Is fansub the opposite of fandom?
  • Q. Why do anime fans listen to the radio in the morning?
    A. Because they enjoy car toons!
  • What do you call a french anime fan? A ouiaboo
  • Why do anime fans hate electronica? The can't stand DUBstep

Anime Characters Jokes

Here is a list of funny anime characters jokes and even better anime characters puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
  • What did the anime character say to the wookiee when it ate too fast? Chew, baka!
  • What kind of phone does an animal crossing character have A nookia
  • My favorite anime character liam ni-san
  • What's an anime character's favorite type of candy? A NEKO waffer
  • Why is Ash Ketchum the gayest character in anime? Every episode, he falls for a trap.
  • What's an anime character's favorite beverage? Senpaillegrino
  • What do Warner Bros. do with their discontinued animated characters? They put them in the looney bin
  • What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters? Guesu
  • Someone in Japan had a crazy idea for an new anime character.... A jamaican proctologist, "The Pokemon"
Anime joke, Someone in Japan had a crazy idea for an new anime character....

Bleach Anime Jokes

Here is a list of funny bleach anime jokes and even better bleach anime puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is Trump's favourite anime? Bleach
  • What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime? Bleach.
  • Fun fact about bleach Bleach is the only Anime that you can drink.
  • What's Jacob Sartorius' Favourite Anime? Bleach.
  • What is Amanda Todd's favorite anime? Bleach
  • Play Anime Bleach game online

Pokemon Anime Jokes

Here is a list of funny pokemon anime jokes and even better pokemon anime puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If an animal was little, blue and had leaves coming out of it you'd think it's odd But if it was a Pokemon, you'd think it's just Oddish.
  • Pokemon is only the latest version of Japanese making slaves out of free animals The original was Occupation of Manchuria
  • What do you do when your neighborhood is overrun with Pokemon? Call Anime Control.
  • What do you get from Pokemon getting bullied by people? Next-gen animal a**...
Anime joke, What do you get from Pokemon getting bullied by people?

Anime Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about anime you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean avatar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anime pranks.

Who would most likely call anime Chinese cartoon?

A Chinese

What is the anime watcher's favorite number

10 pi

Born Too Late To Explore The Earth,

Born too early to explore the galaxy,
Born at just the right time to have s**... with virtual reality anime chicks.

Why could the programmer only pop one anime from the stack?

Getting more WIFO will destroy your LIFO.

Did you hear about what happened when the anime studio tried to make a s**...-ed video?

Kids kept getting confused about why the octopus was showing up.

Q: What has more ships than the navy?

A: Anime fanbases

I spent this past weekend baby-proofing my house...

I'm not having a baby, but I hung up a bunch of anime posters to make sure that I never do.

What do you call someone who only watches Horror Anime?

A Ouijaboo.

I like cutting up broccoli because...

It makes me feel like a giant, wielding a tiny anime sword, cutting down tiny trees..

I finally convinced mom to watch anime to prove it's not childish and immature at all.

But it's weird to watch h**... with your parents.

What do you call a Mexican person who likes anime?

An otaco.

Did you hear about the ghost who liked anime? What a Wea-


What do you call a french ghost that likes anime?

A oui-a-boo.

What's an anime with adultery?

Cory in the Spouse

Wrote a rap song about anime

Smoke Weeb Everyday

What do you call a drug addict who likes anime?


I made some toast to eat while watching my favorite anime

But when I sat down I realized there wasn't even-jelly-on

What do you call an anime girl's dad?

A Loli Pop

If an anime was based around the Ottoman Empire...

It would be a literal h**... anime.

What did the anime girl say to her crush?

Notice me 0.05480366515

TIFU by watching Anime on a non-English website

Whoops, wrong dub

Would you guys mind if I made anime jokes?

Good, cause I'm not stopping my danganron-puns anytime soon!

My School's Anime Club Started A Band To Play Reggae

Weeby jammin'.

What do you call a Firetruck obsessed with Anime?

A wee-woo-aboo

What do you call someone who watches anime?

Well I would say dweeb but they probably already took the D, so weeb is fine

So i was watching an anime last night and all the captions were in spanish

oops wrong sub

What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime?

A weebsite.

What does an anime firetruck sound like?

owo owo owo owo owo owo owo

What flavor does anime absolutely hate?

Anything vanilla, apparently

Mumble rappers and Japanese Anime are the same

both require subtitles.

I only watch anime dubs.

Cause I don't take no L's

What would we call a war on one of saterns moons.....


I think my anime jigsaw puzzle was too simple. It was...

...One Piece

Disney makes female hips very big, anime makes female b**... very big

And america makes female waists very big

How many tickles does it take to turn on a anime girl?


What do you call French people who like manga and anime?


Fiction Logic: How many anime dudes does it take to change a lightbulb

But it takes them 10 g**... episodes.

French Navy can defeat any anime villain

They can just use the Power of French Ship

I went to Japan alone and visited a temple

I went to Japan alone and visited a temple that everyone says miracles could happen after prayers.

Once arrived, I opened my wallet, and poured all my money into the offering box and prayed,
"God, I want a girlfriend, it would be great if she's from Japan, and she likes anime like I do. Please grant my wish."

I went for a coffee afterwards, when I pay for the bill, I saw that all of the money I offered was back in my wallet.

What do you call a line at an anime convention?

A queuwu

Anime joke, What do you call a line at an anime convention?

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