Anime Jokes

Funniest Anime Short Jokes

Short anime jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The anime humour may include short comic jokes also.

1. I dont believe in hitting my children as punishment So i send them to school wearing crocs and anime shirts and let other kids beat them instead
2. A kid came out as bisexual to his dad and the dad said they have to move "This apartment has a strict no-animal policy.", he says. "Wait until they find out I have a bison."
3. Some people think filling animals with helium is wrong... I don't judge. Whatever floats your goat.
4. Adam gave sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer.
5. All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens? An HOA
6. I lost my job at the zoo recently. There was a sign that said do not feed the animals. So I didn't.
7. What happens if you you cross an angry cow with an angry sheep? You get two animals that are in a *baaaad moooood.*
8. I'm sick of my wife blowing everything out of proportion. She's single handedly ruining my balloon animal business.
9. Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors. Because they were Veteran Aryans.
10. At a First Date Conversation At a first date:
    He: I work with animals every day!
    She: Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?
    He: I'm a butcher.

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Anime One Liners

Which anime one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with anime? I can suggest the ones about movie and film.

1. What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The Polar bear.
2. How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
3. Why did the anime girl eat too much? Because her eyes were bigger than her stomach.
4. What is the most difficult animal to hunt in Africa? The Polar bear.
5. What's a vegan's favorite animal? A high horse
6. What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon? A mole
7. Animals: winter is here, we need a plan to survive. Goose: Wanna hear migrate idea?
8. If God wanted us to be vegetarians… Why did he make the animals out of meat?
9. Why did the vet turn away the injured sea animal? Do not accept if seal is broken.
10. What type of animals are put on envelopes? Seals.
11. Steve Irwin died the way he lived. With animals in his heart.
12. What is a black dad's favorite animal? Bison
13. What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime? A weebsite.
14. Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos
15. what animal takes up the most land? a groundhog.

Anime Fans Jokes

Here is a list of funny anime fans jokes and even better anime fans puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you get if you send an anime fan to one of Saturn's moons? Otaku on Titan
• What do you call a drunk anime fan in the desert? A tumbleweeb.
• What do you call a crying anime fan... a weeaboo-hoo
• What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
• What do you call the ghost of an anime fan? A weeaboo
• What do you call an anime fan blowing in the wind? A tumble weeb
• I have a question for you anime fans. Is fansub the opposite of fandom?
• What do you call a french anime fan? A ouiaboo
• Why do anime fans hate electronica? The can't stand DUBstep
• What do anime fans call their version of peekaboo? Weeaboo.

Anime Characters Jokes

Here is a list of funny anime characters jokes and even better anime characters puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
• What did the anime character say to the wookiee when it ate too fast? Chew, baka!
• What kind of phone does an animal crossing character have A nookia
• My favorite anime character liam ni-san
• What's an anime character's favorite type of candy? A NEKO waffer
• Why is Ash Ketchum the gayest character in anime? Every episode, he falls for a trap.
• What's an anime character's favorite beverage? Senpaillegrino
• What do Warner Bros. do with their discontinued animated characters? They put them in the looney bin
• What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters? Guesu
• Someone in Japan had a crazy idea for an new anime character.... A jamaican proctologist, "The Pokemon"

Bleach Anime Jokes

Here is a list of funny bleach anime jokes and even better bleach anime puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is Trump's favourite anime? Bleach
• What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime? Bleach.
• Fun fact about bleach Bleach is the only Anime that you can drink.
• What's Jacob Sartorius' Favourite Anime? Bleach.
• Play Anime Bleach game online

Pokemon Anime Jokes

Here is a list of funny pokemon anime jokes and even better pokemon anime puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If an animal was little, blue and had leaves coming out of it you'd think it's odd But if it was a Pokemon, you'd think it's just Oddish.
• What do you do when your neighborhood is overrun with Pokemon? Call Anime Control.

Anime Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about anime you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean avatar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make anime pranks.