Animated Jokes

66 animated jokes and hilarious animated puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about animated that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover some of the funniest pieces of animation of all time with this collection of animated jokes. Make your friends laugh over the silly animated cartoon, animal, Christmas, birthday, computer, Hindi, and poop jokes. Be sure to watch the remake animations for a refreshing take on some classics.

Funniest Animated Short Jokes

Short animated jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The animated humour may include short acted jokes also.

  1. I dont believe in hitting my children as punishment So i send them to school wearing crocs and anime shirts and let other kids beat them instead
  2. A kid came out as bisexual to his dad and the dad said they have to move "This apartment has a strict no-animal policy.", he says. "Wait until they find out I have a bison."
  3. If Snapchat has taught me anything .... .... it's that a lot of today's teens look better as farm animals.
  4. Some people think filling animals with helium is wrong... I don't judge. Whatever floats your goat.
  5. Adam gave sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer.
  6. All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens? An HOA
  7. I lost my job at the zoo recently. There was a sign that said do not feed the animals. So I didn't.
  8. What happens if you you cross an angry cow with an angry sheep? You get two animals that are in a *baaaad moooood.*
  9. I'm sick of my wife blowing everything out of proportion. She's single handedly ruining my balloon animal business.
  10. Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors. Because they were Veteran Aryans.

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Animated One Liners

Which animated one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with animated? I can suggest the ones about active and alive.

  1. What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The Polar bear.
  2. How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
  3. Why did the anime girl eat too much? Because her eyes were bigger than her stomach.
  4. What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear.
  5. What is the most difficult animal to hunt in Africa? The Polar bear.
  6. What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal? A doctor
  7. What's a vegan's favorite animal? A high horse
  8. Where do animals go when their tails fall off? Retail store. I know I'm lame.
  9. What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon? A mole
  10. Animals: Winter is here, we need a plan to survive. Goose: Wanna hear migrate idea?
  11. If God wanted us to be vegetarians… Why did he make the animals out of meat?
  12. Why did the vet turn away the injured sea animal? Do not accept if seal is broken.
  13. What type of animals are put on envelopes? Seals.
  14. Steve Irwin died the way he lived. With animals in his heart.
  15. What is a black dad's favorite animal? Bison

Animated Birthday Jokes

Here is a list of funny animated birthday jokes and even better animated birthday puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The animator had a birthday party. Everyone brought gifs.
  • I bought my daughter some stuffed animals for her birthday. In hindsight, getting them at the taxidermist was probably a bad idea.
  • Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children? With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.
  • Most people can no longer offered to have birthday ballon animals the cost of inflation has just become way too high
  • What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
    "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
  • Q: What does a clam do on its birthday? A: Shellabrate!
  • Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
  • What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday? Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
  • What's a rabbits favorite song?
    "Hoppy Birthday to You."

Animated Short Jokes

Here is a list of funny animated short jokes and even better animated short puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A horse walked into a bar... The bartender said Dear God!
    Animal Control was called shortly thereafter
  • What do you get from a short-legged cow?
    Dragon milk.
  • What animal pities the fool with short arms? Mr. T-Rex
  • A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked.
    "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
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Animated Film Jokes

Here is a list of funny animated film jokes and even better animated film puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits? Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
  • Hey! What's up? A heartwarming animated film about a boy, an old man, and his dog who all fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house.
  • No, you may not have my 2009 Pixar animated film. I'm never gonna give you Up.
  • This High Flying 2009 film from Pixar studios won Best Animated Feature at the 82nd Academy Awards. "What's 'Up', Alex?"
    "Not much, what's up with you?"
  • Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
    He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
  • What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
  • "Pa's being chased by a bull!"
    "Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?"
    "Get me some film for my camera."
  • What do you call a Disney animated film about cows? Moo-lan.
  • Using the latest animated film to p**... train my son... How to drain your dragon.

Animated Gif Jokes

Here is a list of funny animated gif jokes and even better animated gif puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears? A gf gif gift grift
  • I successfully quit my job as an animator without making a scene, so I had a party to celebrate... and everybody brought gifs.
  • What did the picture on the computer say right before it was put through animation? Be back in a .gif
  • So I see your name is tiff I should hook you up with my friend gif, he's just like you only a little more animated
  • Keep your eyes out for the early signs of a psychopath: 1) Obsession with setting fires
    2) Persistent bedwetting past the age of 5
    3) Cruelty to animals
    4) Pronouncing "GIF" with a soft "G"
  • What do you call a combined gif with Neal Caffrey and a gullible tabby conned cat animation

Animated Cartoon Jokes

Here is a list of funny animated cartoon jokes and even better animated cartoon puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
  • Who would most likely call anime Chinese cartoon? A Chinese
  • What do you call a Canadian cartoon? Anim-eh
  • What do you call a rerun of cartoon about zombies? Re-animated
  • What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
  • My favourite show Mitty and Donald trumps all other cartoon shows and proves yet again that anything is possible in animation and politics.
  • George Clooney opened an animation studio... ...his first cartoon was called "The Clooney Toons"
Animated joke, George Clooney opened an animation studio...

Gather Around for Fun Animated Jokes and Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about animated you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean angered jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make animated pranks.

Humans are being tested against the new AI program

The robot beats the human in every category. It comes to one of the last ones: hunting. The robot again beats the human. However, someone working there sets the animals free again and tells them to try get them again. The robot doesn't move whilst the human wins because

a Scottish man walks into a bar in canada

He noticed there is an animal's head hanging on the wall and asked the bartender what is it
"A moose" replied the bartender
"Jesus christ! How big are the cats here?" Said the scot

I met my wife at the zoo.

The moment I saw her there, dressed head to toe in khaki and covered in animal s**..., I knew she was a keeper.

Albert Einstein challenged Mr. Bean

Einstein said to Mr. Bean: "I'll ask you a question.​If you can't answer correctly, you'll give me one dollar. Then you ask me a question. If I can't answer correctly, I'll give you 1000 dollars.
Einstein: asks a question.
Mr. Bean after a little while: gives Einstein one dollar.
Einstein says: Okay, it's your turn.
Mr. Bean asks: What's an animal that has four legs, but when it's crossing a street, it has three legs and when it's on the other side of the street, it has only two?
Einstein: Thinks hard for a while.
Einstein says: I give up. *Gives 1000 dollars to Mr. Bean*
Einstein asks: What is it?
Mr. Bean: gives a dollar to Einstein.

A man is walking through the woods...

when he come across a suitcase. Inside the suitcase he finds a fox and her cubs. He dials animal control to report his discovery. The woman on the other end exclaims, "That's horrible... are they moving? The man responds, "I don't know but that would explain the suitcase"

When Noah reached land, he threw open the ark doors and said, "Go forth and multiply".

When all the animals cleared out, only a pair of confused looking snakes remained.
"Didn't you hear me? Go forth and multiply!" Said Noah, annoyed.
"We can't" replied one of the snakes. "We're adders".

They found a cat on mars...

A live cat was found roaming the surface of Mars. Scientists planned to have the Mars Rover capture the animal to study it but unfortunately while attempting to capture the feline, Curiosity killed the cat.

Animated joke, They found a cat on mars...