Animated Jokes

Funniest Animated Short Jokes

Short animated jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The animated humour may include short active jokes also.

1. I dont believe in hitting my children as punishment So i send them to school wearing crocs and anime shirts and let other kids beat them instead
2. A kid came out as bisexual to his dad and the dad said they have to move "This apartment has a strict no-animal policy.", he says. "Wait until they find out I have a bison."
3. Some people think filling animals with helium is wrong... I don't judge. Whatever floats your goat.
4. Adam gave sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer.
5. All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens? An HOA
6. I lost my job at the zoo recently. There was a sign that said do not feed the animals. So I didn't.
7. What happens if you you cross an angry cow with an angry sheep? You get two animals that are in a *baaaad moooood.*
8. I'm sick of my wife blowing everything out of proportion. She's single handedly ruining my balloon animal business.
9. Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors. Because they were Veteran Aryans.
10. At a First Date Conversation At a first date:
    He: I work with animals every day!
    She: Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?
    He: I'm a butcher.

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Animated One Liners

Which animated one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with animated? I can suggest the ones about alive and composed.

1. What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The Polar bear.
2. How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
3. Why did the anime girl eat too much? Because her eyes were bigger than her stomach.
4. What is the most difficult animal to hunt in Africa? The Polar bear.
5. What's a vegan's favorite animal? A high horse
6. What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon? A mole
7. Animals: winter is here, we need a plan to survive. Goose: Wanna hear migrate idea?
8. If God wanted us to be vegetarians… Why did he make the animals out of meat?
9. Why did the vet turn away the injured sea animal? Do not accept if seal is broken.
10. What type of animals are put on envelopes? Seals.
11. Steve Irwin died the way he lived. With animals in his heart.
12. What is a black dad's favorite animal? Bison
13. What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime? A weebsite.
14. Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos
15. what animal takes up the most land? a groundhog.

Animated Film Jokes

Here is a list of funny animated film jokes and even better animated film puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits? Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
• Hey! What's up? A heartwarming animated film about a boy, an old man, and his dog who all fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house.
• No, you may not have my 2009 Pixar animated film. I'm never gonna give you Up.
• This High Flying 2009 film from Pixar studios won Best Animated Feature at the 82nd Academy Awards. "What's 'Up', Alex?"
  "Not much, what's up with you?"
• Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
  He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
• What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
  Claws.
• "Pa's being chased by a bull!"
  "Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?"
  "Get me some film for my camera."
• What do you call a Disney animated film about cows? Moo-lan.

Animated Short Jokes

Here is a list of funny animated short jokes and even better animated short puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A horse walked into a bar... The bartender said Dear God!
  Animal Control was called shortly thereafter
• What animal pities the fool with short arms? Mr. T-Rex
• A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked.
  "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.

Animated Gif Jokes

Here is a list of funny animated gif jokes and even better animated gif puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears? A gf gif gift grift
• The animator had a birthday party. Everyone brought gifs.
• I successfully quit my job as an animator without making a scene, so I had a party to celebrate... and everybody brought gifs.
• What did the picture on the computer say right before it was put through animation? Be back in a .gif
• So I see your name is tiff I should hook you up with my friend gif, he's just like you only a little more animated
• Keep your eyes out for the early signs of a psychopath: 1) Obsession with setting fires
  2) Persistent bedwetting past the age of 5
  3) Cruelty to animals
  4) Pronouncing "GIF" with a soft "G"
• What do you call a combined gif with Neal Caffrey and a gullible tabby conned cat animation

Animated Cartoon Jokes

Here is a list of funny animated cartoon jokes and even better animated cartoon puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
• Who would most likely call anime Chinese cartoon? A Chinese
• What do you call a Canadian cartoon? Anim-eh
• What do you call a rerun of cartoon about zombies? Re-animated
• What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
  Pingu-Pong.
• My favourite show Mitty and Donald trumps all other cartoon shows and proves yet again that anything is possible in animation and politics.
• George Clooney opened an animation studio... ...his first cartoon was called "The Clooney Toons"

Animated Animal Jokes

Here is a list of funny animated animal jokes and even better animated animal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Testing products on animals Guy: We need to stop testing our products on animals
  Boss: Why? Shampoo companies do that all the time.
  Guy: Ya. But we make hammers.
• I phoned the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said ", are they moving?"
  I replied "I don't know but that would explain the suitcase."
• My wife and I were discussing people owning weird animals... and she said, "I've always wanted to get a manatee." I said, "That's very kind of you. I will take it with two sugars."
• Did you know they tested the Mars rover against animal attacks? They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.
• I once dated a girl She told me she loved all animals. When I told her I worked with animals, she asked me if I was a veterinarian.
  I told her, "No, I am a butcher"
• I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying "I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal." Suddenly, I realized how many proctologists there are on the roads.
• Girls say I'm an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row.
• My employer has recently started testing their products on animals. I guess it wouldn't be so bad if I didn't work for a hammer factory.
• I got fired form the zoo. Apparently the sign "Don't feed the animals" was only meant for the visitors.
• There was a man named peta who was reading a book called "Animals" He didn't like it so he put it down

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What funny jokes about animated you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean avatar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make animated pranks.