Animated Birthday Jokes

15 animated birthday jokes and hilarious animated birthday puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about animated birthday that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Animated Birthday Short Jokes

Short animated birthday jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The animated birthday humour may include short kids birthday jokes also.

  1. I bought my daughter some stuffed animals for her birthday. In hindsight, getting them at the taxidermist was probably a bad idea.
  2. Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children? With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.
  3. Most people can no longer offered to have birthday ballon animals the cost of inflation has just become way too high
  4. What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
    Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
  5. What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday? Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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Animated Birthday One Liners

Which animated birthday one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with animated birthday? I can suggest the ones about birthday candles and birthday celebration.

  1. The animator had a birthday party. Everyone brought gifs.
  2. Q: What does a clam do on its birthday? A: Shellabrate!
  3. Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
  4. What's a rabbits favorite song?
    "Hoppy Birthday to You."

Animated Birthday Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about animated birthday you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean old birthday jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make animated birthday pranks.

There are 500 bricks on a plane...

- There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
- What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge
- What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge
- The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
Giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.
- Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
The alligators are all at the birthday party.
- Sally dies anyways. Why?
She got hit in the head by a flying brick

David received a parrot for his birthday.

The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
Every other word was an obscenity.
Those that weren’t expletives, were to say the least, rude.
David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked.
He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back.
He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer, just for a few moments.
He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet.
David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’ll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.”
David was astonished at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, “May I ask what did the chicken do?”