The Best 17 Animal Shelters Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Animal Shelters jokes. There are some animal shelters jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these animal shelters puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Animal Shelters Jokes and Puns

I phoned the animal shelter today

and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said ", are they moving?"
I replied "I don't know but that would explain the suitcase."

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

A British girl meets a guy...

And they hit it off immediately. The girl goes to her dad the next day to tell him about it.

"Oh, dad, he's just the sweetest! He loves dancing and photography, he's great with kids, and he volunteers at an animal shelter. He's funny, handsome, a great listener, oh! and he's a goalie for a local football team. Oh dad, what do you think?"

Her dad looked at her with an odd expression and said "Oh honey...

... *he's a keeper*"

I got fired from my job for chasing away a stray cat.

Whatever, I never really liked working at the animal shelter anyway.

I wrote a very generous check as a donation to a local animal shelter..

I heard dogs love things that bounce.


The wizard materialized on the hill above the outdoor festival and proclaimed, All shall be vanquished.... except those in temporary shelters supported by a pole, and fully aquatic animals with spade-shaped teeth!

The area was safe for all in tents and porpoises.

Go to the animal shelter for a dog and you're a saint

Go to the woman's shelter for a new girlfriend d and everyone looses their minds

My friend used to work for an animal shelter, but he got fired.

He really screwed the pooch.

I went to the cardiologist yesterday

He asked me how I usually spend my days. I told him that I mostly look at pictures of puppies and kitties and think about volunteering at the local animal shelter. He said that I have a big heart. That made me feel really good about myself. Then he said, "Seriously, your heart is retaining water. You need to cut way back on your sodium intake and quit drinking".

What happens when lightning strikes an animal shelter?

Shock and Awwwww

What do the beach boys and animal shelters have in common?

Pet sounds

You can explore animal shelters reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean animal shelters dad jokes. There are also animal shelters puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!

Where does the phrase, "It's raining cats and dogs" come from?

A tornado and an animal shelter

I just realized I've been missing all the front page posts about animal shelters.

It must be this paw pup blocker I've installed

What did Juaquin Malphurs do when he volunteered at a local animal shelter?

Waka Flocka Dogs

Pick out a dog at an animal shelter and everything's ok.

Pick out a girlfriend at a woman's shelter and everyone loses their mind.

What does an animal shelter and the Soviet Space Program have in common?

Red rockets.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the animal shelters jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working animal shelters piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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