Gather Around for Fun Animal Shelter Jokes and Laughter with Friends
I phoned the animal shelter today
and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said ", are they moving?"
I replied "I don't know but that would explain the suitcase."
Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?
Because the shelter was non prophet.
A British girl meets a guy...
And they hit it off immediately. The girl goes to her dad the next day to tell him about it.
"Oh, dad, he's just the sweetest! He loves dancing and photography, he's great with kids, and he volunteers at an animal shelter. He's funny, handsome, a great listener, oh! and he's a goalie for a local football team. Oh dad, what do you think?"
Her dad looked at her with an odd expression and said "Oh honey...
... *he's a keeper*"
I got fired from my job for chasing away a stray cat.
Whatever, I never really liked working at the animal shelter anyway.
I wrote a very generous check as a donation to a local animal shelter..
I heard dogs love things that bounce.
The wizard materialized on the hill above the outdoor festival and proclaimed, All shall be vanquished.... except those in temporary shelters supported by a pole, and fully aquatic animals with s**...-shaped teeth!
The area was safe for all in tents and porpoises.
Go to the animal shelter for a dog and you're a saint
Go to the woman's shelter for a new girlfriend d and everyone looses their minds
My friend used to work for an animal shelter, but he got fired.
He really s**... the pooch.
I went to the cardiologist yesterday
He asked me how I usually spend my days. I told him that I mostly look at pictures of puppies and kitties and think about volunteering at the local animal shelter. He said that I have a big heart. That made me feel really good about myself. Then he said, "Seriously, your heart is retaining water. You need to cut way back on your sodium intake and quit drinking".
What happens when lightning strikes an animal shelter?
Shock and Awwwww
What do the beach boys and animal shelters have in common?
Pet sounds
You can explore animal shelter reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean animal shelter dad jokes. There are also animal shelter puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!
Where does the phrase, "It's raining cats and dogs" come from?
A tornado and an animal shelter
I just realized I've been missing all the front page posts about animal shelters.
It must be this paw pup blocker I've installed
What did Juaquin Malphurs do when he volunteered at a local animal shelter?
Waka Flocka Dogs
Pick out a dog at an animal shelter and everything's ok.
Pick out a girlfriend at a woman's shelter and everyone loses their mind.
What does an animal shelter and the Soviet Space Program have in common?
Red rockets.
